Tuesday, June 15, 2010

BB Big Day 11/06/10

Tipsy tart says: I got sms welcome A!!!

Vlam says: I got a sms

Kama sutra says: me too

Jaggi says: what does it say!

Tipsy tart says: 3.46kg

Vlam says: WHOOO HOOO WELCOME A

Jaggi says: Whooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Kama sutra says: sjoe 3.46

Vlam says: nice weight

Jaggi says: how tall?

Kama sutra says: doesn't say only kg and no pic

Jaggi says: now I want to bawl

Ditsy says: ooooo nice and big hey

Tipsy tart says: j well she was fat

Jaggi says: OMG will never show TT then what I look like at the end!

Kama sutra says: haha tt not going to show you pics of my bump then

Faulty says: she grew a monster he is huge LOL

Jaggi says: :D you having 2 Kama sutra - that’s not so big

Kama sutra says: no its a nice healthy weight how big was L

Tipsy tart says: 3.54

Kama sutra says: D was 3.08 and he was born at 35 weeks

Boss lady says: that’s a whole kg more than A

Jaggi says: A was 3.27kg he had hellsa chubby cheeks though lol

Tipsy tart says: I carry monsters that rip me apart and leave alien scratches on my stomach

Kama sutra says: haha tt.I wonder how big the twins will be they already very big

Betty Boobs ticket is 'geboek'

4/6/2010

BETTY BOOB says: REAL drums are a no no for a 3 year old, rather get her a proper keyboard N was here, I’m fucking exhausted

Kama sutra says: hey Betty boob your last day, lucky you, this time next week you will be holding A

Ditsy says: WHAT?

Jaggi says: exciting!!!!

Ditsy says: already?

BETTY BOOB says: ooh yes! I will be back in the ward

Ditsy says: Betty boob PACK UR BAG

BETTY BOOB says: yes man lol I will, everything is in the camp cot next to my bed, I just have to gooi it all in the bag

Ditsy says: suppose that’s a start

Jaggi says: And we WILL have seen a photo by now too hey Betty boob (wasn’t me)

BETTY BOOB says: maybe

Kama sutra says: so what you going to do with yourself next week

Jaggi says: wont get our hopes up...will probably see Adam for the first time when he gets locked up for drunk driving and he puts a pic on FB

BETTY BOOB says: just sms me and ask me to send a photo, I’m going to be HIGH so I might forget
you must remember I don't do medicine, so it knocks me

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Betty’s last day before maternity leave

BETTY BOOB says: I am SOOOOOOOOOOO happy that today is my last day!!!!!
except bitch Judith is on leave from Monday, so it' s not like I’m going to laze around

Kama sutra says: you going to clean the house etc?

Jaggi says: bwah you will be begging to get back to work soon so that you can rest lol

BETTY BOOB says: oh no, lol, I have a nanny from Tuesday
Monday they coming to clean our carpets

Kama sutra says: from when is your mom staying by you

BETTY BOOB says: from Thursday

Kama sutra says: is C going to look after N while you in hospital

BETTY BOOB says: no my mom and C and my sister will be at my house too

Kama sutra says: R mom also offered to come stay and look after D but R said no he wants the time alone with D

TT & Ditsy want to visit POOOOOOKIE

Faulty says: I wonder when TT coming to me, can u imagine TT head banging. I must make sure my cam works to take pics

Ditsy says: TT and I are coming together, we're considering a road trip in December. We r going to do the rounds until we end up in PE

Faulty says: oohhhhhhhhhhh sticks head banging blonde stick, this could be fun

Ditsy says: specially with R2 shooters

LAter.. xxxxxxxxx

Faulty says: I’m never having sex again I tell u, it just causes me issues
I told DH last night come make sharp I’m very romantic went through with the ky lay down said use it and make sharp he was a bit pissed hey bwahahha, told me I am not romantic at all

Kama sutra says: sies Faulty

Tipsy tart says: Ditsy I’m shouting at u

Ditsy says: why? what'd I do?

Tipsy tart says: why did u leave the cheesecake by my house, I ate another two slices ffs

Ditsy says: cause otherwise I’d eat it all I thought u had more self control, apparently NOT
I’ll have to come exercise with u

Tipsy tart says: oh no I don’t, not with food I want to jog so bad


Ditsy says
: happy family exercise plan

Faulty says: why u ppl want to exercise, u know how much energy that takes

Ditsy says: cause we need to firm our asses
Faulty

Tipsy tart says: coz I looked at pics of myself from two yrs ago and got depressed

Faulty says: I just going to stay fat I like food

Kama sutra says: TT you look great for someone who just had a baby

Tipsy tart says: I want to be thin and reasonably firm again, my boobs have blue marks from stepping on them: I like food too

Faulty says: me too but way too much effort

Tipsy tart says: Kama sutra c me naked we talk again lol

Faulty says: look at u ppl, talking exercise, jogging making me tiered already


Ditsy says
: ja but Faulty here in CPT u should SEE the women they're thin and gorgeous
we need to keep our men interested

Faulty says: who needs men pffffftttttttt they cause issues I’m telling u

Ditsy says: ja but I don't need my man going to give issues to some OTHER women who am I going to irritate then?

Faulty says: u need a pookie, I tried to make her breath out her ears last night apparently you can only breath out your nose and mouth


Tipsy tart says
: Faulty see u December we going to red door

Faulty says: yep yep pookie going to be extremely happy I must tell her : I told her xxxxxxxxxx

pooookie: aaaaaah YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!! TT u sexy woman

Tipsy tart says: morning my pooki I’m going to wear striped leggings when I come meet u or maybe ones with skulls on? but no wait it'll be too hot

pooookie says: yesss can I dress you

Tipsy tart says: yes u may

pooookie says: :) eek!

Tipsy tart says: as long as I can wear my hooker shoes

pooookie says: absolutely

Tipsy tart says: awesome

pooookie says: so we have tash with the boobs for everyone to touch

Tipsy tart says: I dare u to dress Ditsy though - she is a real poppie lol

pooookie says: TT the hooker
haha Ditsy will never wear that stuff

Tipsy tart says: oh u can touch my boobs too I don’t mind

pooookie says: ya but yours are real that’s kind of creepy

Tipsy tart says: maybe it wont be real by December (I hope)

Faulty says: ok well if they fake we will touch them

pooookie says: cant u split the boob job and give me half?


Faulty says
: and squish them

pooookie says: and grope them

Faulty says: just be careful we get every one to touch em

Tipsy tart says: ooooooooh better get me some silicone then

Faulty says: we call every one to come feel the fake boobs the weirdos love it

Tipsy tart says: u guys need to be careful of Ditsy, 1 drink and she starts groping boobs -ANY boobs

Kama sutra says: omg really tt lol has she grabbed yours

pooookie says: well I’m safe then]

Faulty says: she will have to bend down to the floor to touch mine and she cant cause she will fall over her head too big for her skrawny body

Tipsy tart says: I have the pictures to prove it, but cant find my Fkn cable oooooooooooooh WAIT
I have something to share

Faulty says: what u do now tt

Tipsy tart says: I own a vibrator thingy :) I’m so proud

Faulty says: what colour

Kama sutra says: what thingy egg or like a dildo

Tipsy tart says: white and purple with beads in it a dildo

Kama sutra says: o sounds interesting have you used it

pooookie says: :^) beads? wtf for?

Faulty says: for stimulation pookie

Tipsy tart says: what u mean what for OMG swoooooooooon YES the beads are INSIDE the penis and it turns etc really cool

Kama sutra says: stick with us pookie we will teach you alot

pooookie says: (call) phone sex baby

Tipsy tart says: ag no I have a kak voice, wouldn’t work lol ok ciao chat later

pooookie says: Ditsy can I dress you too when u come visit?

Ditsy says: OF COURSE pooookie only if u promise to pinch my bum

pooookie says: I don’t know TT might get jealous but maybe when she isn’t looking

Ditsy says: ok sounds like a plan

Faulty says: I’m getting my hair done

pooookie says: how. what you doing to it?

Ditsy says: making it pink?

Faulty says: putting more streaks in going to look awesome going to add more to the curtain of my evil eyes

pooookie says: ur a coffin kid

Faulty says: I am I tell you

sticks & stones

Faulty says: STICKS I took two mybulin, I’m on a roll

Ditsy says: morning, sticks picked up weight yesterday

Faulty says: what a gram?

Ditsy says: lol no 200g

Faulty says: so 0.00000000000005cm of bark

Ditsy says: I drank WAY too much muscadel last night

Faulty says: change ur skype name to sticks Ditsy

Ditsy says: hahaha Faulty, no

Friday, June 11, 2010

Mr. Boss lady gets lucky

Ditsy says: oooo have u tasted the DARK chocolate ferreror rocher?

Boss lady says: jup and I don’t like it, but I don’t like dark choc

Ditsy says: I love dark chocolate

Faulty says: I don’t like choc

Ditsy says: Faulty - NO WONDER u so sick all the time ur womb needs chocolate

Faulty says: and u?? u eat choc and u got faulty cookie too

Ditsy says: ja but that’s different lol, its cause i don't have sex often enough

Faulty says: I don’t have sex at all I’m a reborn virgin

Boss lady says: r got lucky this weekend

Faulty says: omg no wonder it was so cold he must be a happy dude-K nagged the whole weekend, i said no I was busy ha ha ha ha ha ha

Boss lady says: he was very happy

Ditsy says: WHAT, good going babe

Boss lady says: I was even the one that told him to come shower with me

Faulty says: u sick b? im worried bout u

Boss lady says: no I was just so happy to c my hair straightener

Faulty says: bwahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Faulty has faulty boobs?

Faulty says: tt, ur boobs, does part of ur nipples like sink in coz mine looks weird

Tipsy Tart says: um no Faulty, mines puffy

Faulty says: hmmmmmmmmm ok another faulty thing to add to me, I now got a faulty boob lol

Jaggi says: Faulty! Shame K won’t even be able to get a good trade in on you!

Faulty says: bwahahhahaha

Jaggi says: gees I think I put my contacts in the wrong eyes I better go swop them

Vlam says: hahaha

Kama Sutra says: haha

The 3 Mamma’s at L’s concert

Kama Sutra says: tt how did L’s concert go

BETTY BOOB says: how was L's concert??

Tipsy Tart says: u want to hear a funny story, re: last night
Fuck my family is so funny. ok so we get a letter from School saying we must bring our own picnic basket, drinks and camping chairs, I sms my family and tell them bring ur own chairs and picnic baskets etc.

BETTY BOOB says: oh god I see where this is going -is this now your mom and her sisters?

Tipsy Tart says: YES! they brought with picnic BASKETS, a camping table, and a blanket, their chairs

BETTY BOOB says: what about booze?

Tipsy Tart says: of course there was alcohol (with glasses)

BETTY BOOB says: OMG I knew it!

Tipsy Tart says: Ok but there was lots of other ppl with their booze, the school letter said to bring your own booze lol. Aunty K even brought an ashtray to smoke (I don’t even think you are allowed to smoke? lol) so they bring with Crayfish, biltong, pies, chicken, dip and chips etc (well our family is famous for snack time, its always very impressive set up lol)

BETTY BOOB says: fuck well at least they are organised ha ha ha ha oh my hat I would have laughed so much

Tipsy Tart says: so L comes out and of course super shy, all 3 big mammas stand up and start clapping, waving and hollering at him, it was so cute and he just waved back shyly
and my one aunty (bless her sole) shouts out - 'he waves like the queen
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCk

BETTY BOOB says: I like them already (rofl) they were the entertainment for the evening ha ha
I’m having such a lag now; I’m having a visual of the spot they set up with their table etc (rofl)

Tipsy Tart says: the men (as usual) went to stand in a corner away from them lol

Kama Sutra says: did you take photo’s

Tipsy Tart says: No, my aunty did, it was very nice; he wore a white shirt with a dassie (black)
and he danced to waltzing matilda lol but he was so shy he stuck his tongue out at the side the entire time

VLAM says: lol cute man

Jaggi says: Awww cute man tt!!!

Kama Sutra says: would love to see the pics

Tipsy Tart says: I mean the concert was only like 45min long and my mother was like 'is that it?'
L was very shy shame, he kept doing this weird thing with his tongue, he kept darting it out at the side of his mouth

BETTY BOOB says: ag shame man

Tipsy Tart says: I think he gets that from his dad, coz I LOVE attention, so ja that was the concert
L is NOTHING like me, so introverted like his father, he only has my attitude