Tipsy tart says: I got sms welcome A!!!
Vlam says: I got a sms
Kama sutra says: me too
Jaggi says: what does it say!
Tipsy tart says: 3.46kg
Vlam says: WHOOO HOOO WELCOME A
Jaggi says: Whooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Kama sutra says: sjoe 3.46
Vlam says: nice weight
Jaggi says: how tall?
Kama sutra says: doesn't say only kg and no pic
Jaggi says: now I want to bawl
Ditsy says: ooooo nice and big hey
Tipsy tart says: j well she was fat
Jaggi says: OMG will never show TT then what I look like at the end!
Kama sutra says: haha tt not going to show you pics of my bump then
Faulty says: she grew a monster he is huge LOL
Jaggi says: :D you having 2 Kama sutra - that’s not so big
Kama sutra says: no its a nice healthy weight how big was L
Tipsy tart says: 3.54
Kama sutra says: D was 3.08 and he was born at 35 weeks
Boss lady says: that’s a whole kg more than A
Jaggi says: A was 3.27kg he had hellsa chubby cheeks though lol
Tipsy tart says: I carry monsters that rip me apart and leave alien scratches on my stomach
Kama sutra says: haha tt.I wonder how big the twins will be they already very big
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Betty Boobs ticket is 'geboek'
4/6/2010
BETTY BOOB says: REAL drums are a no no for a 3 year old, rather get her a proper keyboard N was here, I’m fucking exhausted
Kama sutra says: hey Betty boob your last day, lucky you, this time next week you will be holding A
Ditsy says: WHAT?
Jaggi says: exciting!!!!
Ditsy says: already?
BETTY BOOB says: ooh yes! I will be back in the ward
Ditsy says: Betty boob PACK UR BAG
BETTY BOOB says: yes man lol I will, everything is in the camp cot next to my bed, I just have to gooi it all in the bag
Ditsy says: suppose that’s a start
Jaggi says: And we WILL have seen a photo by now too hey Betty boob (wasn’t me)
BETTY BOOB says: maybe
Kama sutra says: so what you going to do with yourself next week
Jaggi says: wont get our hopes up...will probably see Adam for the first time when he gets locked up for drunk driving and he puts a pic on FB
BETTY BOOB says: just sms me and ask me to send a photo, I’m going to be HIGH so I might forget
you must remember I don't do medicine, so it knocks me
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Betty’s last day before maternity leave
BETTY BOOB says: I am SOOOOOOOOOOO happy that today is my last day!!!!!
except bitch Judith is on leave from Monday, so it' s not like I’m going to laze around
Kama sutra says: you going to clean the house etc?
Jaggi says: bwah you will be begging to get back to work soon so that you can rest lol
BETTY BOOB says: oh no, lol, I have a nanny from Tuesday
Monday they coming to clean our carpets
Kama sutra says: from when is your mom staying by you
BETTY BOOB says: from Thursday
Kama sutra says: is C going to look after N while you in hospital
BETTY BOOB says: no my mom and C and my sister will be at my house too
Kama sutra says: R mom also offered to come stay and look after D but R said no he wants the time alone with D
BETTY BOOB says: REAL drums are a no no for a 3 year old, rather get her a proper keyboard N was here, I’m fucking exhausted
Kama sutra says: hey Betty boob your last day, lucky you, this time next week you will be holding A
Ditsy says: WHAT?
Jaggi says: exciting!!!!
Ditsy says: already?
BETTY BOOB says: ooh yes! I will be back in the ward
Ditsy says: Betty boob PACK UR BAG
BETTY BOOB says: yes man lol I will, everything is in the camp cot next to my bed, I just have to gooi it all in the bag
Ditsy says: suppose that’s a start
Jaggi says: And we WILL have seen a photo by now too hey Betty boob (wasn’t me)
BETTY BOOB says: maybe
Kama sutra says: so what you going to do with yourself next week
Jaggi says: wont get our hopes up...will probably see Adam for the first time when he gets locked up for drunk driving and he puts a pic on FB
BETTY BOOB says: just sms me and ask me to send a photo, I’m going to be HIGH so I might forget
you must remember I don't do medicine, so it knocks me
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Betty’s last day before maternity leave
BETTY BOOB says: I am SOOOOOOOOOOO happy that today is my last day!!!!!
except bitch Judith is on leave from Monday, so it' s not like I’m going to laze around
Kama sutra says: you going to clean the house etc?
Jaggi says: bwah you will be begging to get back to work soon so that you can rest lol
BETTY BOOB says: oh no, lol, I have a nanny from Tuesday
Monday they coming to clean our carpets
Kama sutra says: from when is your mom staying by you
BETTY BOOB says: from Thursday
Kama sutra says: is C going to look after N while you in hospital
BETTY BOOB says: no my mom and C and my sister will be at my house too
Kama sutra says: R mom also offered to come stay and look after D but R said no he wants the time alone with D
TT & Ditsy want to visit POOOOOOKIE
Faulty says: I wonder when TT coming to me, can u imagine TT head banging. I must make sure my cam works to take pics
Ditsy says: TT and I are coming together, we're considering a road trip in December. We r going to do the rounds until we end up in PE
Faulty says: oohhhhhhhhhhh sticks head banging blonde stick, this could be fun
Ditsy says: specially with R2 shooters
LAter.. xxxxxxxxx
Faulty says: I’m never having sex again I tell u, it just causes me issues
I told DH last night come make sharp I’m very romantic went through with the ky lay down said use it and make sharp he was a bit pissed hey bwahahha, told me I am not romantic at all
Kama sutra says: sies Faulty
Tipsy tart says: Ditsy I’m shouting at u
Ditsy says: why? what'd I do?
Tipsy tart says: why did u leave the cheesecake by my house, I ate another two slices ffs
Ditsy says: cause otherwise I’d eat it all I thought u had more self control, apparently NOT
I’ll have to come exercise with u
Tipsy tart says: oh no I don’t, not with food I want to jog so bad
Ditsy says: happy family exercise plan
Faulty says: why u ppl want to exercise, u know how much energy that takes
Ditsy says: cause we need to firm our asses
Faulty
Tipsy tart says: coz I looked at pics of myself from two yrs ago and got depressed
Faulty says: I just going to stay fat I like food
Kama sutra says: TT you look great for someone who just had a baby
Tipsy tart says: I want to be thin and reasonably firm again, my boobs have blue marks from stepping on them: I like food too
Faulty says: me too but way too much effort
Tipsy tart says: Kama sutra c me naked we talk again lol
Faulty says: look at u ppl, talking exercise, jogging making me tiered already
Ditsy says: ja but Faulty here in CPT u should SEE the women they're thin and gorgeous
we need to keep our men interested
Faulty says: who needs men pffffftttttttt they cause issues I’m telling u
Ditsy says: ja but I don't need my man going to give issues to some OTHER women who am I going to irritate then?
Faulty says: u need a pookie, I tried to make her breath out her ears last night apparently you can only breath out your nose and mouth
Tipsy tart says: Faulty see u December we going to red door
Faulty says: yep yep pookie going to be extremely happy I must tell her : I told her xxxxxxxxxx
pooookie: aaaaaah YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!! TT u sexy woman
Tipsy tart says: morning my pooki I’m going to wear striped leggings when I come meet u or maybe ones with skulls on? but no wait it'll be too hot
pooookie says: yesss can I dress you
Tipsy tart says: yes u may
pooookie says: :) eek!
Tipsy tart says: as long as I can wear my hooker shoes
pooookie says: absolutely
Tipsy tart says: awesome
pooookie says: so we have tash with the boobs for everyone to touch
Tipsy tart says: I dare u to dress Ditsy though - she is a real poppie lol
pooookie says: TT the hooker
haha Ditsy will never wear that stuff
Tipsy tart says: oh u can touch my boobs too I don’t mind
pooookie says: ya but yours are real that’s kind of creepy
Tipsy tart says: maybe it wont be real by December (I hope)
Faulty says: ok well if they fake we will touch them
pooookie says: cant u split the boob job and give me half?
Faulty says: and squish them
pooookie says: and grope them
Faulty says: just be careful we get every one to touch em
Tipsy tart says: ooooooooh better get me some silicone then
Faulty says: we call every one to come feel the fake boobs the weirdos love it
Tipsy tart says: u guys need to be careful of Ditsy, 1 drink and she starts groping boobs -ANY boobs
Kama sutra says: omg really tt lol has she grabbed yours
pooookie says: well I’m safe then]
Faulty says: she will have to bend down to the floor to touch mine and she cant cause she will fall over her head too big for her skrawny body
Tipsy tart says: I have the pictures to prove it, but cant find my Fkn cable oooooooooooooh WAIT
I have something to share
Faulty says: what u do now tt
Tipsy tart says: I own a vibrator thingy :) I’m so proud
Faulty says: what colour
Kama sutra says: what thingy egg or like a dildo
Tipsy tart says: white and purple with beads in it a dildo
Kama sutra says: o sounds interesting have you used it
pooookie says: :^) beads? wtf for?
Faulty says: for stimulation pookie
Tipsy tart says: what u mean what for OMG swoooooooooon YES the beads are INSIDE the penis and it turns etc really cool
Kama sutra says: stick with us pookie we will teach you alot
pooookie says: (call) phone sex baby
Tipsy tart says: ag no I have a kak voice, wouldn’t work lol ok ciao chat later
pooookie says: Ditsy can I dress you too when u come visit?
Ditsy says: OF COURSE pooookie only if u promise to pinch my bum
pooookie says: I don’t know TT might get jealous but maybe when she isn’t looking
Ditsy says: ok sounds like a plan
Faulty says: I’m getting my hair done
pooookie says: how. what you doing to it?
Ditsy says: making it pink?
Faulty says: putting more streaks in going to look awesome going to add more to the curtain of my evil eyes
pooookie says: ur a coffin kid
Faulty says: I am I tell you
Ditsy says: TT and I are coming together, we're considering a road trip in December. We r going to do the rounds until we end up in PE
Faulty says: oohhhhhhhhhhh sticks head banging blonde stick, this could be fun
Ditsy says: specially with R2 shooters
LAter.. xxxxxxxxx
Faulty says: I’m never having sex again I tell u, it just causes me issues
I told DH last night come make sharp I’m very romantic went through with the ky lay down said use it and make sharp he was a bit pissed hey bwahahha, told me I am not romantic at all
Kama sutra says: sies Faulty
Tipsy tart says: Ditsy I’m shouting at u
Ditsy says: why? what'd I do?
Tipsy tart says: why did u leave the cheesecake by my house, I ate another two slices ffs
Ditsy says: cause otherwise I’d eat it all I thought u had more self control, apparently NOT
I’ll have to come exercise with u
Tipsy tart says: oh no I don’t, not with food I want to jog so bad
Ditsy says: happy family exercise plan
Faulty says: why u ppl want to exercise, u know how much energy that takes
Ditsy says: cause we need to firm our asses
Faulty
Tipsy tart says: coz I looked at pics of myself from two yrs ago and got depressed
Faulty says: I just going to stay fat I like food
Kama sutra says: TT you look great for someone who just had a baby
Tipsy tart says: I want to be thin and reasonably firm again, my boobs have blue marks from stepping on them: I like food too
Faulty says: me too but way too much effort
Tipsy tart says: Kama sutra c me naked we talk again lol
Faulty says: look at u ppl, talking exercise, jogging making me tiered already
Ditsy says: ja but Faulty here in CPT u should SEE the women they're thin and gorgeous
we need to keep our men interested
Faulty says: who needs men pffffftttttttt they cause issues I’m telling u
Ditsy says: ja but I don't need my man going to give issues to some OTHER women who am I going to irritate then?
Faulty says: u need a pookie, I tried to make her breath out her ears last night apparently you can only breath out your nose and mouth
Tipsy tart says: Faulty see u December we going to red door
Faulty says: yep yep pookie going to be extremely happy I must tell her : I told her xxxxxxxxxx
pooookie: aaaaaah YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!! TT u sexy woman
Tipsy tart says: morning my pooki I’m going to wear striped leggings when I come meet u or maybe ones with skulls on? but no wait it'll be too hot
pooookie says: yesss can I dress you
Tipsy tart says: yes u may
pooookie says: :) eek!
Tipsy tart says: as long as I can wear my hooker shoes
pooookie says: absolutely
Tipsy tart says: awesome
pooookie says: so we have tash with the boobs for everyone to touch
Tipsy tart says: I dare u to dress Ditsy though - she is a real poppie lol
pooookie says: TT the hooker
haha Ditsy will never wear that stuff
Tipsy tart says: oh u can touch my boobs too I don’t mind
pooookie says: ya but yours are real that’s kind of creepy
Tipsy tart says: maybe it wont be real by December (I hope)
Faulty says: ok well if they fake we will touch them
pooookie says: cant u split the boob job and give me half?
Faulty says: and squish them
pooookie says: and grope them
Faulty says: just be careful we get every one to touch em
Tipsy tart says: ooooooooh better get me some silicone then
Faulty says: we call every one to come feel the fake boobs the weirdos love it
Tipsy tart says: u guys need to be careful of Ditsy, 1 drink and she starts groping boobs -ANY boobs
Kama sutra says: omg really tt lol has she grabbed yours
pooookie says: well I’m safe then]
Faulty says: she will have to bend down to the floor to touch mine and she cant cause she will fall over her head too big for her skrawny body
Tipsy tart says: I have the pictures to prove it, but cant find my Fkn cable oooooooooooooh WAIT
I have something to share
Faulty says: what u do now tt
Tipsy tart says: I own a vibrator thingy :) I’m so proud
Faulty says: what colour
Kama sutra says: what thingy egg or like a dildo
Tipsy tart says: white and purple with beads in it a dildo
Kama sutra says: o sounds interesting have you used it
pooookie says: :^) beads? wtf for?
Faulty says: for stimulation pookie
Tipsy tart says: what u mean what for OMG swoooooooooon YES the beads are INSIDE the penis and it turns etc really cool
Kama sutra says: stick with us pookie we will teach you alot
pooookie says: (call) phone sex baby
Tipsy tart says: ag no I have a kak voice, wouldn’t work lol ok ciao chat later
pooookie says: Ditsy can I dress you too when u come visit?
Ditsy says: OF COURSE pooookie only if u promise to pinch my bum
pooookie says: I don’t know TT might get jealous but maybe when she isn’t looking
Ditsy says: ok sounds like a plan
Faulty says: I’m getting my hair done
pooookie says: how. what you doing to it?
Ditsy says: making it pink?
Faulty says: putting more streaks in going to look awesome going to add more to the curtain of my evil eyes
pooookie says: ur a coffin kid
Faulty says: I am I tell you
sticks & stones
Faulty says: STICKS I took two mybulin, I’m on a roll
Ditsy says: morning, sticks picked up weight yesterday
Faulty says: what a gram?
Ditsy says: lol no 200g
Faulty says: so 0.00000000000005cm of bark
Ditsy says: I drank WAY too much muscadel last night
Faulty says: change ur skype name to sticks Ditsy
Ditsy says: hahaha Faulty, no
Ditsy says: morning, sticks picked up weight yesterday
Faulty says: what a gram?
Ditsy says: lol no 200g
Faulty says: so 0.00000000000005cm of bark
Ditsy says: I drank WAY too much muscadel last night
Faulty says: change ur skype name to sticks Ditsy
Ditsy says: hahaha Faulty, no
Friday, June 11, 2010
Mr. Boss lady gets lucky
Ditsy says: oooo have u tasted the DARK chocolate ferreror rocher?
Boss lady says: jup and I don’t like it, but I don’t like dark choc
Ditsy says: I love dark chocolate
Faulty says: I don’t like choc
Ditsy says: Faulty - NO WONDER u so sick all the time ur womb needs chocolate
Faulty says: and u?? u eat choc and u got faulty cookie too
Ditsy says: ja but that’s different lol, its cause i don't have sex often enough
Faulty says: I don’t have sex at all I’m a reborn virgin
Boss lady says: r got lucky this weekend
Faulty says: omg no wonder it was so cold he must be a happy dude-K nagged the whole weekend, i said no I was busy ha ha ha ha ha ha
Boss lady says: he was very happy
Ditsy says: WHAT, good going babe
Boss lady says: I was even the one that told him to come shower with me
Faulty says: u sick b? im worried bout u
Boss lady says: no I was just so happy to c my hair straightener
Faulty says: bwahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah
Boss lady says: jup and I don’t like it, but I don’t like dark choc
Ditsy says: I love dark chocolate
Faulty says: I don’t like choc
Ditsy says: Faulty - NO WONDER u so sick all the time ur womb needs chocolate
Faulty says: and u?? u eat choc and u got faulty cookie too
Ditsy says: ja but that’s different lol, its cause i don't have sex often enough
Faulty says: I don’t have sex at all I’m a reborn virgin
Boss lady says: r got lucky this weekend
Faulty says: omg no wonder it was so cold he must be a happy dude-K nagged the whole weekend, i said no I was busy ha ha ha ha ha ha
Boss lady says: he was very happy
Ditsy says: WHAT, good going babe
Boss lady says: I was even the one that told him to come shower with me
Faulty says: u sick b? im worried bout u
Boss lady says: no I was just so happy to c my hair straightener
Faulty says: bwahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Faulty has faulty boobs?
Faulty says: tt, ur boobs, does part of ur nipples like sink in coz mine looks weird
Tipsy Tart says: um no Faulty, mines puffy
Faulty says: hmmmmmmmmm ok another faulty thing to add to me, I now got a faulty boob lol
Jaggi says: Faulty! Shame K won’t even be able to get a good trade in on you!
Faulty says: bwahahhahaha
Jaggi says: gees I think I put my contacts in the wrong eyes I better go swop them
Vlam says: hahaha
Kama Sutra says: haha
Tipsy Tart says: um no Faulty, mines puffy
Faulty says: hmmmmmmmmm ok another faulty thing to add to me, I now got a faulty boob lol
Jaggi says: Faulty! Shame K won’t even be able to get a good trade in on you!
Faulty says: bwahahhahaha
Jaggi says: gees I think I put my contacts in the wrong eyes I better go swop them
Vlam says: hahaha
Kama Sutra says: haha
The 3 Mamma’s at L’s concert
Kama Sutra says: tt how did L’s concert go
BETTY BOOB says: how was L's concert??
Tipsy Tart says: u want to hear a funny story, re: last night
Fuck my family is so funny. ok so we get a letter from School saying we must bring our own picnic basket, drinks and camping chairs, I sms my family and tell them bring ur own chairs and picnic baskets etc.
BETTY BOOB says: oh god I see where this is going -is this now your mom and her sisters?
Tipsy Tart says: YES! they brought with picnic BASKETS, a camping table, and a blanket, their chairs
BETTY BOOB says: what about booze?
Tipsy Tart says: of course there was alcohol (with glasses)
BETTY BOOB says: OMG I knew it!
Tipsy Tart says: Ok but there was lots of other ppl with their booze, the school letter said to bring your own booze lol. Aunty K even brought an ashtray to smoke (I don’t even think you are allowed to smoke? lol) so they bring with Crayfish, biltong, pies, chicken, dip and chips etc (well our family is famous for snack time, its always very impressive set up lol)
BETTY BOOB says: fuck well at least they are organised ha ha ha ha oh my hat I would have laughed so much
Tipsy Tart says: so L comes out and of course super shy, all 3 big mammas stand up and start clapping, waving and hollering at him, it was so cute and he just waved back shyly
and my one aunty (bless her sole) shouts out - 'he waves like the queen
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCk
BETTY BOOB says: I like them already (rofl) they were the entertainment for the evening ha ha
I’m having such a lag now; I’m having a visual of the spot they set up with their table etc (rofl)
Tipsy Tart says: the men (as usual) went to stand in a corner away from them lol
Kama Sutra says: did you take photo’s
Tipsy Tart says: No, my aunty did, it was very nice; he wore a white shirt with a dassie (black)
and he danced to waltzing matilda lol but he was so shy he stuck his tongue out at the side the entire time
VLAM says: lol cute man
Jaggi says: Awww cute man tt!!!
Kama Sutra says: would love to see the pics
Tipsy Tart says: I mean the concert was only like 45min long and my mother was like 'is that it?'
L was very shy shame, he kept doing this weird thing with his tongue, he kept darting it out at the side of his mouth
BETTY BOOB says: ag shame man
Tipsy Tart says: I think he gets that from his dad, coz I LOVE attention, so ja that was the concert
L is NOTHING like me, so introverted like his father, he only has my attitude
BETTY BOOB says: how was L's concert??
Tipsy Tart says: u want to hear a funny story, re: last night
Fuck my family is so funny. ok so we get a letter from School saying we must bring our own picnic basket, drinks and camping chairs, I sms my family and tell them bring ur own chairs and picnic baskets etc.
BETTY BOOB says: oh god I see where this is going -is this now your mom and her sisters?
Tipsy Tart says: YES! they brought with picnic BASKETS, a camping table, and a blanket, their chairs
BETTY BOOB says: what about booze?
Tipsy Tart says: of course there was alcohol (with glasses)
BETTY BOOB says: OMG I knew it!
Tipsy Tart says: Ok but there was lots of other ppl with their booze, the school letter said to bring your own booze lol. Aunty K even brought an ashtray to smoke (I don’t even think you are allowed to smoke? lol) so they bring with Crayfish, biltong, pies, chicken, dip and chips etc (well our family is famous for snack time, its always very impressive set up lol)
BETTY BOOB says: fuck well at least they are organised ha ha ha ha oh my hat I would have laughed so much
Tipsy Tart says: so L comes out and of course super shy, all 3 big mammas stand up and start clapping, waving and hollering at him, it was so cute and he just waved back shyly
and my one aunty (bless her sole) shouts out - 'he waves like the queen
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCk
BETTY BOOB says: I like them already (rofl) they were the entertainment for the evening ha ha
I’m having such a lag now; I’m having a visual of the spot they set up with their table etc (rofl)
Tipsy Tart says: the men (as usual) went to stand in a corner away from them lol
Kama Sutra says: did you take photo’s
Tipsy Tart says: No, my aunty did, it was very nice; he wore a white shirt with a dassie (black)
and he danced to waltzing matilda lol but he was so shy he stuck his tongue out at the side the entire time
VLAM says: lol cute man
Jaggi says: Awww cute man tt!!!
Kama Sutra says: would love to see the pics
Tipsy Tart says: I mean the concert was only like 45min long and my mother was like 'is that it?'
L was very shy shame, he kept doing this weird thing with his tongue, he kept darting it out at the side of his mouth
BETTY BOOB says: ag shame man
Tipsy Tart says: I think he gets that from his dad, coz I LOVE attention, so ja that was the concert
L is NOTHING like me, so introverted like his father, he only has my attitude
Faulty has faulty legs?
Faulty says: I looked like a girl today, a serious one
BETTY BOOB says: oh jeez what did you wear?
Faulty says: a shirt and tight pants
Tipsy Tart says: she showed some leg
BETTY BOOB says: how do you know?
Tipsy Tart says: I saw
BETTY BOOB says: where is my pic
Faulty says: I sent her an mms of my funny legs, she says they not funny but I disagree with her
BETTY BOOB says: why didn't I get one
Tipsy Tart says: they aren’t funny
Faulty says: I will send u one
BETTY BOOB says: ok I just dropped a serious stinker dear lord, I should lock my door
Tipsy Tart says: u get the mms, where ur fone
BETTY BOOB says: no not yet, next to me
Faulty says: any how girls are in the bath let me go bath them and take them out then try finding something for dinner for them
BETTY BOOB says: ok babe
Boss lady says: enjoy Faulty
BETTY BOOB says: I got the pic
Tipsy Tart says: do her legs look funny to u
Boss lady says: no she has skinny legs
BETTY BOOB says: yes they look funny
Tipsy Tart says: bwah typical u
BETTY BOOB says: they very skinny, my legs aren't that skinny
Boss lady says: her legs are way skinnier than mine
Tipsy Tart says: I THINK HER LEGS ARE SKINNIER THAN MINE
BETTY BOOB says: ok I’m saying bye so long, have a fab weekend girls!
BETTY BOOB says: oh jeez what did you wear?
Faulty says: a shirt and tight pants
Tipsy Tart says: she showed some leg
BETTY BOOB says: how do you know?
Tipsy Tart says: I saw
BETTY BOOB says: where is my pic
Faulty says: I sent her an mms of my funny legs, she says they not funny but I disagree with her
BETTY BOOB says: why didn't I get one
Tipsy Tart says: they aren’t funny
Faulty says: I will send u one
BETTY BOOB says: ok I just dropped a serious stinker dear lord, I should lock my door
Tipsy Tart says: u get the mms, where ur fone
BETTY BOOB says: no not yet, next to me
Faulty says: any how girls are in the bath let me go bath them and take them out then try finding something for dinner for them
BETTY BOOB says: ok babe
Boss lady says: enjoy Faulty
BETTY BOOB says: I got the pic
Tipsy Tart says: do her legs look funny to u
Boss lady says: no she has skinny legs
BETTY BOOB says: yes they look funny
Tipsy Tart says: bwah typical u
BETTY BOOB says: they very skinny, my legs aren't that skinny
Boss lady says: her legs are way skinnier than mine
Tipsy Tart says: I THINK HER LEGS ARE SKINNIER THAN MINE
BETTY BOOB says: ok I’m saying bye so long, have a fab weekend girls!
Thursday, November 19, 2009
What size are your feet?
Boss lady says: Betty Boob what size does N wear now
BETTY BOOB says: he is on a 6 going to a 7
Boss lady says: oh ok so my child isn’t completely a giant
Tipsy Tart says: ppl pls I bought L 5 pairs of shoes for his bday and guess what by the time its winter again it'll be too small, he probably won’t even end up wearing them
BETTY BOOB says: what size is she?
Boss lady says: 5
BETTY BOOB says: that's quite big for a girl her age though hey? Do you have big feet? My niece who is 5 wears a size 6 shoe
Tipsy Tart says: big ppl size 6?
BETTY BOOB says: no man baby size 6, my sister is only a size 3 adult shoe lol
Boss lady says: I wear a 5
BETTY BOOB says: ok so you don't have monster feet
Faulty says: I’m a size 3-sometimes a size 4, just woke up
BETTY BOOB says: I’m also a 5
BETTY BOOB says: C is like a 9
Tipsy Tart says: P is a 9 but is convinced he is an 8
Boss lady says: no idea what r wears
BETTY BOOB says: I can't stand it when people buy slops a size too small and their feet hang off the back lol
Tipsy Tart says: Betty Boob that’s what P does
BETTY BOOB says: EEUW TT I can't handle that,C doesn't buy shoes without me giving the nod
Tipsy Tart says: does anybody care what size L wears or is this ageism
BETTY BOOB says: is there such a word? L is probably a size 9
Tipsy Tart says: I made it up and he is a 9
BETTY BOOB says: I can't get N foot into a size 9 gumboot - that's how fat they are
Tipsy Tart says: I bought all his new shoes size 10 but they too big but I’m worried about his toes
I think he is going to have gravel grippers
Boss lady says: whahahahah
Tipsy Tart says: B u are skinny I bet u have gravel grippers
Boss lady says: I have hangmen toes
Tipsy Tart says: the boere call it gravel grippers, for running, ah the hang mans toe
Faulty says: I got fat short toes
Tipsy Tart says: your hangman toe could’ve saved ur life in the 1600's
Boss lady says: I make perfect prints on the sand
Faulty says: are we talking bout toes?
Tart says: yes Faulty
BETTY BOOB says: he is on a 6 going to a 7
Boss lady says: oh ok so my child isn’t completely a giant
Tipsy Tart says: ppl pls I bought L 5 pairs of shoes for his bday and guess what by the time its winter again it'll be too small, he probably won’t even end up wearing them
BETTY BOOB says: what size is she?
Boss lady says: 5
BETTY BOOB says: that's quite big for a girl her age though hey? Do you have big feet? My niece who is 5 wears a size 6 shoe
Tipsy Tart says: big ppl size 6?
BETTY BOOB says: no man baby size 6, my sister is only a size 3 adult shoe lol
Boss lady says: I wear a 5
BETTY BOOB says: ok so you don't have monster feet
Faulty says: I’m a size 3-sometimes a size 4, just woke up
BETTY BOOB says: I’m also a 5
BETTY BOOB says: C is like a 9
Tipsy Tart says: P is a 9 but is convinced he is an 8
Boss lady says: no idea what r wears
BETTY BOOB says: I can't stand it when people buy slops a size too small and their feet hang off the back lol
Tipsy Tart says: Betty Boob that’s what P does
BETTY BOOB says: EEUW TT I can't handle that,C doesn't buy shoes without me giving the nod
Tipsy Tart says: does anybody care what size L wears or is this ageism
BETTY BOOB says: is there such a word? L is probably a size 9
Tipsy Tart says: I made it up and he is a 9
BETTY BOOB says: I can't get N foot into a size 9 gumboot - that's how fat they are
Tipsy Tart says: I bought all his new shoes size 10 but they too big but I’m worried about his toes
I think he is going to have gravel grippers
Boss lady says: whahahahah
Tipsy Tart says: B u are skinny I bet u have gravel grippers
Boss lady says: I have hangmen toes
Tipsy Tart says: the boere call it gravel grippers, for running, ah the hang mans toe
Faulty says: I got fat short toes
Tipsy Tart says: your hangman toe could’ve saved ur life in the 1600's
Boss lady says: I make perfect prints on the sand
Faulty says: are we talking bout toes?
Tart says: yes Faulty
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Follow-up – This is what happens AFTER drunken sex :) 10 October 2009
BETTY BOOB : I still don't have AF :^) my tummy and boobs sore though
Tipsy Tart : oooooooooooooooooooh
Vlam : don’t tell Faulty
Tipsy Tart : u are pregnant, imagine u are WTF
Ditsy : hahahaha Betty Boob
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go buy a stick
Ditsy : how late are u
BETTY BOOB : what day is it today?
Tipsy Tart : OMG are u? OMG wait I need to book a flight I have to be there
BETTY BOOB : my last period started on 2 September
Tipsy Tart : u are WAY overdue then
BETTY BOOB : so I’m not sure where I am lol, god I’ll die - C will be happy |-(
Tipsy Tart : OMG this is awesome, but u beta still come December
oooh I hope u have a girl
BETTY BOOB :of course I’m coming in December pfft
Ditsy : it’s WAY over 35 day’s babe
BETTY BOOB : oh is it? what day is it today?
Tipsy Tart : yes duh it’s over the 35 days cycle by a week
8th,the 2nd was 30 day cycle mark so u overdue :)
BETTY BOOB : ok well I’ll go by a stick this afternoon if no AF, I’m going to go (smoking) and think happy thoughts
Tipsy Tart : bwah 'yes we are REASONABELY safe' what does that mean lol
BETTY BOOB : if I’m pregnant, C is going for a snip. him and his fucking sperm ai
Vlam : lol
Tipsy Tart : ditto I have to agree though P needs a snip too................oh thank GOD u will be fat when I see u
Ditsy : and I can be the thin one for a change what u girls think?
Tipsy Tart : I think I will make u fat without u knowing it I know u cant resist chocolate :)
Ditsy : bitch u! was telling r u look real sexy pregnant
oh Betty Boob - u should SEE the size of her boobs!
BETTY BOOB : ai man
Tipsy Tart : what Betty Boob are u depressed coz u pregnant
Jaggi : Betty Boob (rofl) pmsl! Go pee on a stick and make Faulty happy! I will just do it by myself next year!
Ditsy : I got to go BETTY BOOB let me know about that stick!
Faulty : ooohh POAS? stick
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go buy one later this afternoon if still no AF
Faulty : are u going to POAS, are u really going to make my day
BETTY BOOB : yes I am
Faulty : only this afternoon---- you don’t know me well-- I can’t wait that long
BETTY BOOB : ja but I can't go out now, my boss not here yet so I got to wait
Faulty : what his number let me phone him and crap on him for being late
LATER.......
Jaggi : Gees 3 of my friends are preggies...and they are all a week apart!
Tipsy Tart : did Betty Boob do her POAs yet?
Jaggi : I think she is too scared (chuckle)
Tipsy Tart : me 2
BETTY BOOB : I haven't bought one yet
Jaggi : ]:)don’t let us put Faulty on you
Faulty : I see still no stick ai ai ai I want ur bosses number
BETTY BOOB : I’ll go out a bit later man
Faulty : its ridiculous that he so late its awful business ethic, does he not know that it is very important to me that u go buy a stick
BETTY BOOB : I’ll go just now, promise
Faulty : my jeans won’t close even if I lay on the bed and try close them
BETTY BOOB : well you ARE pregnant
Faulty : that is true hey
BETTY BOOB : does Pick n Pay sell sticks? I’m not lus to go to a shopping centre to find a clicks
ok I’ll go look there just now when I go get lunch
Faulty : I want the pic mms'ed to me hey pos or neg I going to invert it
Jaggi : oh the tension is killing me!! (rofl)
BETTY BOOB : guys don't even joke lol
Faulty : its killing me too I can’t believe I haven’t had a nervous breakdown yet
BETTY BOOB : I don't know how I’ll feel you making me stress man
Faulty : u will feel like me- still trying to get used to the idea
Jaggi : well once you know...you just deal with it...
BETTY BOOB : well my one boob is still sore, but no AF symptoms i.e. sore tummy
Faulty : but at least u not alone there are PLENTY chicks out there that are preg
Jaggi : lol is anyone ever READY?
Faulty : it’s going to look like me cause I smsed u and told u to put ur legs in the air
DENIAL..........
BETTY BOOB : realistically speaking, it's not really possible though. unless I ovulated when we were in JHB lol, which would have been like 2 weeks later than what it should have been
oh god then I have to quit (smoking)
EVEN LATER.........
Faulty : any testing done yet
BOOB : just got back! got my stick, it's the maybe baby one
what do I do? or must I now read the instruction?
Faulty : piss on it -I’m visioning two lines
BETTY BOOB : it's NEGATIVE (rofl)
Faulty : nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it’s wrong
BETTY BOOB : only one stripe I’ll take a pic with my camera quick
Faulty : noooooooooo this is very wrong seriously it’s a false negative
BETTY BOOB : OMF there is a VERY faint second line
Faulty : are u serious send a pic through
BETTY BOOB : I’m shaking
Faulty : I knew u were pregnant go get some folic acid
BETTY BOOB : please tell me I’m imagining it, sending pic....... can you see it????
Faulty : (dance)YES u going to be a mommy again
BETTY BOOB : are you serious? do you see it?
Faulty : loud and clear
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go have my last smoke
Faulty : u will be ok its going to be a girl
Vlam : I SEE A LINE.... phone C
BETTY BOOB : OMG I just looked at it again and it's still there :O and I burnt my lip with my smoke coz I’m shaking
Vlam : you better go for bloods
BETTY BOOB : well if I am, then I can only be like 2 weeks lol maybe 3 pushing it
WHERE IS TIPSY TART -YOU BITCHES JINXED ME
Faulty it's your fault you made me buy a test ;(
Faulty : u the one who listened and put ur legs in the air
BETTY BOOB : YOH I don't know if I should laugh or cry,i must go for bloods tomorrow maybe it's not even really positive
Vlam : nah my dear I saw that line immediately....
Jaggi : (party) OMF!!!! It’s definitely positive!!!!!
Vlam : thank fuck j is a sports model u chicks are contagious
Faulty : right next is JAGGI
Jaggi : no fucking way people!!! leave me out of it
Tipsy Tart : OMF I see a line-Faulty do that negative thingy to the pic
Jaggi : there is definitely a line hey tt!
Vlam : lol we all see the line tt
Tipsy Tart : OMG I’m shocked
Vlam : tt I’m sitting here in total disbelieve
BETTY BOOB : don't laugh I want to cry man lol
Tipsy Tart : WTF - what u expect if u have 'sort of' safe sex dude 3 of us pregnant
Betty Boob I am happy that u are going to be fat, but it ends there
Vlam : When you going to phone C? give him the stick and tell him look what u did
BETTY BOOB : no I can't, he'll come here and then my whole office will know
last time I threw the stick at him. wonder how I’ll do it this time round, where is Ditsy? she is going to DIE
Tipsy Tart : I’m going to sms her
Jaggi : she is going to say I TOLD YOU SO!!!!
BETTY BOOB : I have period pains again, I’m not going to get happy until I’m definitely pregnant
Tipsy Tart : its not period pains :) its stretching pains REMEMBER that what u told me BOOOOHAAAAAA -Why are we all pregnant at the same time its weird
it :*
Tipsy Tart : Betty Boob what time u going for bloods, I’m not in tomorrow
BETTY BOOB : oh I don't know, later in the day. I’ll sms you and don't laugh regardless of result lol
Tipsy Tart : I must laugh coz u was happy for my downfall boohaaaaaaaaaa
oooh I hope ur child is a gemini like me
BETTY BOOB : oh dear no...........
Xxx THE END xxX
Tipsy Tart : oooooooooooooooooooh
Vlam : don’t tell Faulty
Tipsy Tart : u are pregnant, imagine u are WTF
Ditsy : hahahaha Betty Boob
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go buy a stick
Ditsy : how late are u
BETTY BOOB : what day is it today?
Tipsy Tart : OMG are u? OMG wait I need to book a flight I have to be there
BETTY BOOB : my last period started on 2 September
Tipsy Tart : u are WAY overdue then
BETTY BOOB : so I’m not sure where I am lol, god I’ll die - C will be happy |-(
Tipsy Tart : OMG this is awesome, but u beta still come December
oooh I hope u have a girl
BETTY BOOB :of course I’m coming in December pfft
Ditsy : it’s WAY over 35 day’s babe
BETTY BOOB : oh is it? what day is it today?
Tipsy Tart : yes duh it’s over the 35 days cycle by a week
8th,the 2nd was 30 day cycle mark so u overdue :)
BETTY BOOB : ok well I’ll go by a stick this afternoon if no AF, I’m going to go (smoking) and think happy thoughts
Tipsy Tart : bwah 'yes we are REASONABELY safe' what does that mean lol
BETTY BOOB : if I’m pregnant, C is going for a snip. him and his fucking sperm ai
Vlam : lol
Tipsy Tart : ditto I have to agree though P needs a snip too................oh thank GOD u will be fat when I see u
Ditsy : and I can be the thin one for a change what u girls think?
Tipsy Tart : I think I will make u fat without u knowing it I know u cant resist chocolate :)
Ditsy : bitch u! was telling r u look real sexy pregnant
oh Betty Boob - u should SEE the size of her boobs!
BETTY BOOB : ai man
Tipsy Tart : what Betty Boob are u depressed coz u pregnant
Jaggi : Betty Boob (rofl) pmsl! Go pee on a stick and make Faulty happy! I will just do it by myself next year!
Ditsy : I got to go BETTY BOOB let me know about that stick!
Faulty : ooohh POAS? stick
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go buy one later this afternoon if still no AF
Faulty : are u going to POAS, are u really going to make my day
BETTY BOOB : yes I am
Faulty : only this afternoon---- you don’t know me well-- I can’t wait that long
BETTY BOOB : ja but I can't go out now, my boss not here yet so I got to wait
Faulty : what his number let me phone him and crap on him for being late
LATER.......
Jaggi : Gees 3 of my friends are preggies...and they are all a week apart!
Tipsy Tart : did Betty Boob do her POAs yet?
Jaggi : I think she is too scared (chuckle)
Tipsy Tart : me 2
BETTY BOOB : I haven't bought one yet
Jaggi : ]:)don’t let us put Faulty on you
Faulty : I see still no stick ai ai ai I want ur bosses number
BETTY BOOB : I’ll go out a bit later man
Faulty : its ridiculous that he so late its awful business ethic, does he not know that it is very important to me that u go buy a stick
BETTY BOOB : I’ll go just now, promise
Faulty : my jeans won’t close even if I lay on the bed and try close them
BETTY BOOB : well you ARE pregnant
Faulty : that is true hey
BETTY BOOB : does Pick n Pay sell sticks? I’m not lus to go to a shopping centre to find a clicks
ok I’ll go look there just now when I go get lunch
Faulty : I want the pic mms'ed to me hey pos or neg I going to invert it
Jaggi : oh the tension is killing me!! (rofl)
BETTY BOOB : guys don't even joke lol
Faulty : its killing me too I can’t believe I haven’t had a nervous breakdown yet
BETTY BOOB : I don't know how I’ll feel you making me stress man
Faulty : u will feel like me- still trying to get used to the idea
Jaggi : well once you know...you just deal with it...
BETTY BOOB : well my one boob is still sore, but no AF symptoms i.e. sore tummy
Faulty : but at least u not alone there are PLENTY chicks out there that are preg
Jaggi : lol is anyone ever READY?
Faulty : it’s going to look like me cause I smsed u and told u to put ur legs in the air
DENIAL..........
BETTY BOOB : realistically speaking, it's not really possible though. unless I ovulated when we were in JHB lol, which would have been like 2 weeks later than what it should have been
oh god then I have to quit (smoking)
EVEN LATER.........
Faulty : any testing done yet
BOOB : just got back! got my stick, it's the maybe baby one
what do I do? or must I now read the instruction?
Faulty : piss on it -I’m visioning two lines
BETTY BOOB : it's NEGATIVE (rofl)
Faulty : nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it’s wrong
BETTY BOOB : only one stripe I’ll take a pic with my camera quick
Faulty : noooooooooo this is very wrong seriously it’s a false negative
BETTY BOOB : OMF there is a VERY faint second line
Faulty : are u serious send a pic through
BETTY BOOB : I’m shaking
Faulty : I knew u were pregnant go get some folic acid
BETTY BOOB : please tell me I’m imagining it, sending pic....... can you see it????
Faulty : (dance)YES u going to be a mommy again
BETTY BOOB : are you serious? do you see it?
Faulty : loud and clear
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go have my last smoke
Faulty : u will be ok its going to be a girl
Vlam : I SEE A LINE.... phone C
BETTY BOOB : OMG I just looked at it again and it's still there :O and I burnt my lip with my smoke coz I’m shaking
Vlam : you better go for bloods
BETTY BOOB : well if I am, then I can only be like 2 weeks lol maybe 3 pushing it
WHERE IS TIPSY TART -YOU BITCHES JINXED ME
Faulty it's your fault you made me buy a test ;(
Faulty : u the one who listened and put ur legs in the air
BETTY BOOB : YOH I don't know if I should laugh or cry,i must go for bloods tomorrow maybe it's not even really positive
Vlam : nah my dear I saw that line immediately....
Jaggi : (party) OMF!!!! It’s definitely positive!!!!!
Vlam : thank fuck j is a sports model u chicks are contagious
Faulty : right next is JAGGI
Jaggi : no fucking way people!!! leave me out of it
Tipsy Tart : OMF I see a line-Faulty do that negative thingy to the pic
Jaggi : there is definitely a line hey tt!
Vlam : lol we all see the line tt
Tipsy Tart : OMG I’m shocked
Vlam : tt I’m sitting here in total disbelieve
BETTY BOOB : don't laugh I want to cry man lol
Tipsy Tart : WTF - what u expect if u have 'sort of' safe sex dude 3 of us pregnant
Betty Boob I am happy that u are going to be fat, but it ends there
Vlam : When you going to phone C? give him the stick and tell him look what u did
BETTY BOOB : no I can't, he'll come here and then my whole office will know
last time I threw the stick at him. wonder how I’ll do it this time round, where is Ditsy? she is going to DIE
Tipsy Tart : I’m going to sms her
Jaggi : she is going to say I TOLD YOU SO!!!!
BETTY BOOB : I have period pains again, I’m not going to get happy until I’m definitely pregnant
Tipsy Tart : its not period pains :) its stretching pains REMEMBER that what u told me BOOOOHAAAAAA -Why are we all pregnant at the same time its weird
it :*
Tipsy Tart : Betty Boob what time u going for bloods, I’m not in tomorrow
BETTY BOOB : oh I don't know, later in the day. I’ll sms you and don't laugh regardless of result lol
Tipsy Tart : I must laugh coz u was happy for my downfall boohaaaaaaaaaa
oooh I hope ur child is a gemini like me
BETTY BOOB : oh dear no...........
Xxx THE END xxX
Shagging - this is how it began
28 September 2009
Tipsy Tart : oh i wanted to tell u ppl im horny like 24/7 I need help
Jaggi : :D(clap) you go girl!
BETTY BOOB : so then shag
Ditsy : oooooo tt count urself luck babe
Jaggi : at least you cant get preggies so GO FOR IT
Tipsy Tart : I shagged P twice yesterday i think he will stay downstairs for a long time tonight
I smsd P 'im starving' shouldve mentioned: for food, now myabe he wotn come home :^)
BETTY BOOB : we had great drunken sex i was so tired yesterday
Tipsy Tart : oh well done
Jaggi : those are the best
BETTY BOOB : i'm still tired, actually
Tipsy Tart : are u pregnant
BETTY BOOB : nope,my boobs are sore though, but i think that's from all the dancing, coz i wasn't wearing a bra
Tipsy Tart : oh i wanted to tell u ppl im horny like 24/7 I need help
Jaggi : :D(clap) you go girl!
BETTY BOOB : so then shag
Ditsy : oooooo tt count urself luck babe
Jaggi : at least you cant get preggies so GO FOR IT
Tipsy Tart : I shagged P twice yesterday i think he will stay downstairs for a long time tonight
I smsd P 'im starving' shouldve mentioned: for food, now myabe he wotn come home :^)
BETTY BOOB : we had great drunken sex i was so tired yesterday
Tipsy Tart : oh well done
Jaggi : those are the best
BETTY BOOB : i'm still tired, actually
Tipsy Tart : are u pregnant
BETTY BOOB : nope,my boobs are sore though, but i think that's from all the dancing, coz i wasn't wearing a bra
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Vet Koek
TIPSY TART: i have ONE question
BETTY BOOB: yes
TIPSY TART: and its what u ppl class as inappropriate
BETTY BOOB: ok lol
BETTY BOOB: something to do with your COOK
BETTY BOOB: lol
TIPSY TART: does your vagina get bigger coz i swear its like 4 times bigger
BETTY BOOB: (rofl)
TIPSY TART: bwah yes Betty Boob lol
BETTY BOOB: bwahahaha i knew it lol
Faulty: pmsl
BETTY BOOB: well it does "swell" up a bit mos, coz of all the extra blood flow
TIPSY TART: and the foxie bonnet part has a fat roll
BETTY BOOB: bwahahaahahaha
TIPSY TART: oh ok makes sense
BETTY BOOB: bt shoo, i don't recall mine getting fat early in pregnancy, just at the end it was swollen
Faulty: omg u ppl are really strange
TIPSY TART: no its HUGE
Faulty: tt mine is fat
BETTY BOOB: mmmmmmmm
TIPSY TART: yes like fat and bigger
Faulty: no stress, its just cause its not the first kid
BETTY BOOB: so jy het nou a VET KOEK pmsl
Faulty: pmsl
TIPSY TART: now i wonder, ppl that give normal birth - what do their cooks look like fuckit
Betty Boob: TT did your boobs go big with your first pregnancy?
TIPSY TART: um yes Betty Boob
TIPSY TART: u saw that one pic on FB
Faulty: so tt weigh ur boobs tonight k
BETTY BOOB: like a huge bladdy fat vrot guava
TIPSY TART: i squeezed the one and see through stuff came out hahaha
TIPSY TART: i can do magic with my boobs
BETTY BOOB: wahahahaha
TIPSY TART: water bottles
TIPSY TART: dont u ever squeeze ur boobs?
Betty Boob: NO
TIPSY TART: wahahaha why not
BETTY BOOB: well, why would i want to?
makes no sense lol
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
What kind of NUT will you be?
Faulty says: i wanna be a peacanut cause the name sounds cute and i am cute
Betty boob says: wahahahaha
Boss lady says: I will be a walnut
Betty boob says: wahahaha
Faulty says: Betty boob darling
Betty boob says: i'll be a cashew
Ditsy says: I'll just be the peanut
Pregancy symptoms lesson 1 -farting
Faulty says: i need food im hungry tt u picked up weight yet my tummy is wobbly
Tipsy Tart says: YES,but its all the gas,my stomache is swolen i have ALOT of gas
Faulty says: bet u farting alot
Tipsy Tart says: and i have those luv handles again i farted DH warm in bed last nite lol he was cross
Faulty says: i feel like my tummy is hanging over my jeans, DH jumps up in fright every time i fart
The mafia and other drunken escapades
BETTY BOOB says: did i tell you about falling when we were in Knysna now recently at the oyster fest? fuck it was funny
Tart says: no pls do tell
BETTY BOOB says: we were partying with the guys from parlotones at that skanky jol in knysna. so they have these ottoman things in their private bar upstairs. well i fell over ones of those, and spilt my RUM and coke (why the fuck i was drinking that is a mystery) all over DH and Khan (the lead singer) and then they had to help me up coz i was laughing so much i was so embarrassed the next day OMG
Tipsy Tart says: OMG hahaha
Faulty says: pmsl
Tipsy Tart says: I couldnt stop laughing coz I can totally see u doing that lol
BETTY BOOB says: it was kak funny
Tipsy Tart says: well I had a friend who pukes on brayton (SP) paulse shoes once
BETTY BOOB says: OMG wahahahahaha
BETTY BOOB says: oh and Graham Smith was upstairs with us too, he's such a loser
NO personality
Tipsy Tart says: HE doesnt look like he has one
BETTY BOOB says: he's really droog hey and the chicks were all over him GROSS
he has a huge shnozz
Tipsy Tart says: So is that Breyton guy he thinks he is the shit
BETTY BOOB says: they think they so hot OMG it's pathetic
Tipsy Tart says: I could actually see the crowd directly over his head
short shit
BETTY BOOB says: that's so funny
Tipsy Tart says: he barely made it over the bar counter
BETTY BOOB says: (rofl) wahahahaha that's kak funny
Tipsy Tart says: I personally enjoy completley disregarding celebrities to piss em off
altho once I nearly got into trouble with the mafia lol but thats another story for another drink lol
Ditsy says: what tt?
BETTY BOOB says: tell me the mafia story!
Tipsy Tart says: did i ever tell u about the time when I lost my friend good times
BETTY BOOB says: no TT tell us
Tipsy Tart says: well the mafia one is quite cool coz when Im drunk i get rude
we booked VIP and cudeta and we had champagne and snacks etc with a red rope so other ppl cant come in, so im drinking and being merry and this dudes with suites on just kind of walk in and make themselves comfy and im like looking at them like this :^)
BETTY BOOB says: you sound so bad ass, i can picture it
Tipsy Tart says: and then i get an attitude and im like: wtf - Ive paid for this place, this is a private party blah blah blah and u can just imagine it, real classy hanging slightly to the left (the side thats holding the glass ofcourse) and the one dude gets up and walks out and comes back in and sits
and Im screaming: I cant fucking believe this: are u fucking deaf and dumb? so the manager calls me and asks me to pls not cause a scene but they are mafia and they cant do anything unfortunaltey, they come in often
: anyway I ignored them for the rest of the night - but kept giving them dirty looks
BETTY BOOB says: OMG TT wahahahahahaha jirre they could have killed you lol
Tipsy Tart says: I COmpletely forgot about it, only told P next day, he wasnt impressed with me
fuck man its expensive, they dont fucking shit ice cream man
BETTY BOOB says: ha ha ha ja that's true hey, but they like ****, they feel that they are ENTITLED to whatever they want
Tipsy Tart says: ditto
BETTY BOOB says: tell the story of when you lost your friend
Tipsy Tart says: Meliza Boobs (thin one with big boobs) real lady, doesnt drink etc
Im actually the only one that gets motherless to be honest,so I take her out for her bday
we having a moerse jol (I think her brother was with) and I was telling the DJ its her bday, all the barmen,we were standing on the stage anouncing to the whole club - u know, super excited
DJ kept giving us tequila out of a glass, the last time i remember seeing her was when we were lesbo vrying on the stage lol
BETTY BOOB says: OMG wahkahahahahahahahaha
Tipsy Tart says: so me and Natalie were dancing and at about 3am they close the bar so we decided fuck that lets go : and we couldnt find Betty Boobiza
she was pooooooooof gone
Tipsy Tart says: asked her brother, nope, so we start a search hahaha
found her asleep half under the bar lol
BETTY BOOB says: lekker dronk
Tipsy Tart says: recognised her bleach blonde hair thank GOD
BETTY BOOB says: wahahaha thats so funny
Tipsy Tart says: so we wanna carry her out and she keeps asking for her handbag
Tipsy Tart says: WTF,where? eventually found it behind the DJ box
funny ending to that story
Tipsy Tart says: we take her home with us, me, her and P in the bed, I sleep way under the Duvet, all she remembers is waking up and looking into P face, she jumped up and ran screaming out fo the room
BETTY BOOB says: probably thought OMF i shagged TT's boyfriend she gonna kill me lol
Ditsy says: makes me feel better about my nights out lately
Tipsy Tart says: yes
BETTY BOOB says: YOH that's funny ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: all we could hear were her bangles jingling as she ran lol
Tart says: no pls do tell
BETTY BOOB says: we were partying with the guys from parlotones at that skanky jol in knysna. so they have these ottoman things in their private bar upstairs. well i fell over ones of those, and spilt my RUM and coke (why the fuck i was drinking that is a mystery) all over DH and Khan (the lead singer) and then they had to help me up coz i was laughing so much i was so embarrassed the next day OMG
Tipsy Tart says: OMG hahaha
Faulty says: pmsl
Tipsy Tart says: I couldnt stop laughing coz I can totally see u doing that lol
BETTY BOOB says: it was kak funny
Tipsy Tart says: well I had a friend who pukes on brayton (SP) paulse shoes once
BETTY BOOB says: OMG wahahahahaha
BETTY BOOB says: oh and Graham Smith was upstairs with us too, he's such a loser
NO personality
Tipsy Tart says: HE doesnt look like he has one
BETTY BOOB says: he's really droog hey and the chicks were all over him GROSS
he has a huge shnozz
Tipsy Tart says: So is that Breyton guy he thinks he is the shit
BETTY BOOB says: they think they so hot OMG it's pathetic
Tipsy Tart says: I could actually see the crowd directly over his head
short shit
BETTY BOOB says: that's so funny
Tipsy Tart says: he barely made it over the bar counter
BETTY BOOB says: (rofl) wahahahaha that's kak funny
Tipsy Tart says: I personally enjoy completley disregarding celebrities to piss em off
altho once I nearly got into trouble with the mafia lol but thats another story for another drink lol
Ditsy says: what tt?
BETTY BOOB says: tell me the mafia story!
Tipsy Tart says: did i ever tell u about the time when I lost my friend good times
BETTY BOOB says: no TT tell us
Tipsy Tart says: well the mafia one is quite cool coz when Im drunk i get rude
we booked VIP and cudeta and we had champagne and snacks etc with a red rope so other ppl cant come in, so im drinking and being merry and this dudes with suites on just kind of walk in and make themselves comfy and im like looking at them like this :^)
BETTY BOOB says: you sound so bad ass, i can picture it
Tipsy Tart says: and then i get an attitude and im like: wtf - Ive paid for this place, this is a private party blah blah blah and u can just imagine it, real classy hanging slightly to the left (the side thats holding the glass ofcourse) and the one dude gets up and walks out and comes back in and sits
and Im screaming: I cant fucking believe this: are u fucking deaf and dumb? so the manager calls me and asks me to pls not cause a scene but they are mafia and they cant do anything unfortunaltey, they come in often
: anyway I ignored them for the rest of the night - but kept giving them dirty looks
BETTY BOOB says: OMG TT wahahahahahaha jirre they could have killed you lol
Tipsy Tart says: I COmpletely forgot about it, only told P next day, he wasnt impressed with me
fuck man its expensive, they dont fucking shit ice cream man
BETTY BOOB says: ha ha ha ja that's true hey, but they like ****, they feel that they are ENTITLED to whatever they want
Tipsy Tart says: ditto
BETTY BOOB says: tell the story of when you lost your friend
Tipsy Tart says: Meliza Boobs (thin one with big boobs) real lady, doesnt drink etc
Im actually the only one that gets motherless to be honest,so I take her out for her bday
we having a moerse jol (I think her brother was with) and I was telling the DJ its her bday, all the barmen,we were standing on the stage anouncing to the whole club - u know, super excited
DJ kept giving us tequila out of a glass, the last time i remember seeing her was when we were lesbo vrying on the stage lol
BETTY BOOB says: OMG wahkahahahahahahahaha
Tipsy Tart says: so me and Natalie were dancing and at about 3am they close the bar so we decided fuck that lets go : and we couldnt find Betty Boobiza
she was pooooooooof gone
Tipsy Tart says: asked her brother, nope, so we start a search hahaha
found her asleep half under the bar lol
BETTY BOOB says: lekker dronk
Tipsy Tart says: recognised her bleach blonde hair thank GOD
BETTY BOOB says: wahahaha thats so funny
Tipsy Tart says: so we wanna carry her out and she keeps asking for her handbag
Tipsy Tart says: WTF,where? eventually found it behind the DJ box
funny ending to that story
Tipsy Tart says: we take her home with us, me, her and P in the bed, I sleep way under the Duvet, all she remembers is waking up and looking into P face, she jumped up and ran screaming out fo the room
BETTY BOOB says: probably thought OMF i shagged TT's boyfriend she gonna kill me lol
Ditsy says: makes me feel better about my nights out lately
Tipsy Tart says: yes
BETTY BOOB says: YOH that's funny ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: all we could hear were her bangles jingling as she ran lol
Good old days.......
Tipsy Tart says: I must bring my cd form home, show u girls how hot i was before L
and then DIRECTLY after L,u will die of shock - I cant carry children
Faulty says: tt u still hot man
Boss lady: at one stage I used to have a 6 pack, DH really misses that. he is forever telling me to gym and I don;t gym, the six pack was just there, and then I got pregs and then it was gone
with my enthusiasm to do something bout it
Tipsy Tart says: why does BB wanna c baby picture of L, does she wanna make fun of my child?
Faulty says: ok i wasnt i was still just as lazy
Tipsy Tart: ditto I didnt gym either, altho we were more active, walking etc
i dont walk anywhere anymore
Boss lady says: no I actually sat way more on my ass than now
Tipsy Tart says: nah we used to do stuff atleast
Boss lady says: I use to drink maybe that was the key, I danced myself a six pack
makes sense
Tipsy Tart says: lol yeah well we used to club alot, enough I never used to drink at all
only drank when me and P split
Boss lady says: I use to drink whiskey and water or vodka and soda water and lime and red wine
Tipsy Tart says: and then when L turned 2 i started drinking red wine
I would have like 1 vodka and lemonade, apparently Im more fun when I drink
go figure
Faulty says: dont worry i am also more fun when i drink
Boss lady says: nah faulty, u fun either way
Faulty says: now days im fun when i have energy to say more than two words
Tipsy Tart says: some ppl have the talent of becoming really annoying when they are drunk
Betty Boob says: i have been drinking for years, i am a fun drunk
Boss lady says: I really don't know how I get cuz I can never remember
Tipsy Tart says: yeah me too, well when I dont throw up or fall over
BETTY BOOB says: oh i also fall, but that's irrelevant
i remember up until a specific point,i never remember arriving back home
Faulty says: i cant remember names
BETTY BOOB says: i just wake up the next day
i've never been slutty, well not that i can remember, again, maybe what i thought was sexy, was in fact slutty
Tipsy Tart says: P says one night at a club when I was 18 he was watching me and I vryed two guys same night lol
FUck great story
me and P were sortof seeing eachother, we were both 18, so there's like always certain places that become popular and everyone who is anyone will be there on a saturday night
and me and my GF's were there and my friend saw P vrying another girl and she punched him in the face
classic
P has a 'hit me' face
BETTY BOOB says: OMG whaahahahahaha
Faulty says: pmsl
and then DIRECTLY after L,u will die of shock - I cant carry children
Faulty says: tt u still hot man
Boss lady: at one stage I used to have a 6 pack, DH really misses that. he is forever telling me to gym and I don;t gym, the six pack was just there, and then I got pregs and then it was gone
with my enthusiasm to do something bout it
Tipsy Tart says: why does BB wanna c baby picture of L, does she wanna make fun of my child?
Faulty says: ok i wasnt i was still just as lazy
Tipsy Tart: ditto I didnt gym either, altho we were more active, walking etc
i dont walk anywhere anymore
Boss lady says: no I actually sat way more on my ass than now
Tipsy Tart says: nah we used to do stuff atleast
Boss lady says: I use to drink maybe that was the key, I danced myself a six pack
makes sense
Tipsy Tart says: lol yeah well we used to club alot, enough I never used to drink at all
only drank when me and P split
Boss lady says: I use to drink whiskey and water or vodka and soda water and lime and red wine
Tipsy Tart says: and then when L turned 2 i started drinking red wine
I would have like 1 vodka and lemonade, apparently Im more fun when I drink
go figure
Faulty says: dont worry i am also more fun when i drink
Boss lady says: nah faulty, u fun either way
Faulty says: now days im fun when i have energy to say more than two words
Tipsy Tart says: some ppl have the talent of becoming really annoying when they are drunk
Betty Boob says: i have been drinking for years, i am a fun drunk
Boss lady says: I really don't know how I get cuz I can never remember
Tipsy Tart says: yeah me too, well when I dont throw up or fall over
BETTY BOOB says: oh i also fall, but that's irrelevant
i remember up until a specific point,i never remember arriving back home
Faulty says: i cant remember names
BETTY BOOB says: i just wake up the next day
i've never been slutty, well not that i can remember, again, maybe what i thought was sexy, was in fact slutty
Tipsy Tart says: P says one night at a club when I was 18 he was watching me and I vryed two guys same night lol
FUck great story
me and P were sortof seeing eachother, we were both 18, so there's like always certain places that become popular and everyone who is anyone will be there on a saturday night
and me and my GF's were there and my friend saw P vrying another girl and she punched him in the face
classic
P has a 'hit me' face
BETTY BOOB says: OMG whaahahahahaha
Faulty says: pmsl
Thursday, May 28, 2009
What is your number?
Ditsy - Kama Sutra - Tipsy Tart
Number 2No matter what, every one will love you because you are ruled by the Moon.You day dream a lot, you have a very low-self esteem, you need to have aback up for every move in your life, you are very unpredictable. Youtend to change according to time and circumstances, selfish, have a very strong sense of musical and artistic talent and powerful verbal communication.You can be sweet as an angel and can be ruthless when double-crossed.Some might say you have a sixth sense. You will become a poet, writer,an artist or a business person. You are not strong in love, so yourrelationship will be in disarray until you settle down. If you are agirl, you will be responsible for your family. If you are a man, youtend to get involve in fights & arguments in the family. You willsacrifice your life for your family. You are gentle, intuitive with abroad vision. You make a well-balanced person.
Boss lady - Faulty - Betty Boob
Number 3You are hard hearted and selfish most of the time. You always tend tohave lots of problems within your family in the early stages but youwill be able to cope with everything. You seem to have your way in everything. And from birth you would always have to work hard to achieveanything you want. You always make a point to set examples on others,especially the younger ones. Generally you are not a cool person. It'snot easy dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you arecomfortable with someone, it will be a lasting friendship. You alwaysearn respect from others. You seem to have lots of worries and problemsbut they won't be for long. You will have brilliant kids! You love moneya bit too much so temptation will push you to try endlessly. You willlook after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life timejust being generous and kind (except for men born on the 21st). You loveyour freedom, creative and ambitious, a person who brings beauty, hope &le joy to this world!!!
Pookie
Number 4 You are very stubborn, very hard working but unlucky in importantmatters in life, very cool and helpful. You might repel people away fromyou, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, as you giftedare with understanding other people's problems. If you are a girl, youexcel in your studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of yourtime with girlfriends and you tend to have too much fun with your mates & girls.Your friends will spend your time & money and get on with their life andyou will be left empty handed. So be careful! You love to spend. Yourpositive side is that you are always around to help family and friends.You always fall in love with those younger than you. You often live withdisappointments but you will take good care of your family. You need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. Andbeware of your relationships too. You are radical, patient, persistent,and a hit old-fashioned; you live with foundation & order.
Vlam
Number 6Ooopppss.. you were born to enjoy! You don't care about others. I meanyou always wanted to have a lifetime of enjoyment. You will excel ineither education or business management! You are talented, kind (butwith only people who you think are nice), and popular. All good thingscome easily to you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.You are loveable by any number. But if you are a number 6 men, you willbe involved in more than a few relationships until you get married. Ifyou are a girl, most of you will get married/engaged early. You are acaring person towards your family and friends. You are a person ofcompassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment,and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for everyonebecause you have the great power and caring talent to take the world of love one step further..
Jaggi - the Psycho
Number 9You guys are the most incompatible people in the world. You are sostrong, physically and mentally. You often have big-aims. You will work hard and will think it's still hard to get there, even if you alreadyhave gotten there! Normally you suffer in the early age from familyproblems and generally you will have to fight in life. You are respectedby others. You were however very naughty in your childhood, and oftengot beaten up by your parents and had been involved in fights and youseemed to have suffered lots of injuries. But when you grow older youbecome calm and will fall into the quiet and dignified macho type. Loveis not an easy matter for you. You are however good in engineering orbanking jobs because people always trust you. Your family life is verygood, but you will always worry over your children. Your finer qualitiesare that you are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. Youare born to achieve targets and serve every one equally without any prejudice. You are a role model for everyone.
Number 2No matter what, every one will love you because you are ruled by the Moon.You day dream a lot, you have a very low-self esteem, you need to have aback up for every move in your life, you are very unpredictable. Youtend to change according to time and circumstances, selfish, have a very strong sense of musical and artistic talent and powerful verbal communication.You can be sweet as an angel and can be ruthless when double-crossed.Some might say you have a sixth sense. You will become a poet, writer,an artist or a business person. You are not strong in love, so yourrelationship will be in disarray until you settle down. If you are agirl, you will be responsible for your family. If you are a man, youtend to get involve in fights & arguments in the family. You willsacrifice your life for your family. You are gentle, intuitive with abroad vision. You make a well-balanced person.
Boss lady - Faulty - Betty Boob
Number 3You are hard hearted and selfish most of the time. You always tend tohave lots of problems within your family in the early stages but youwill be able to cope with everything. You seem to have your way in everything. And from birth you would always have to work hard to achieveanything you want. You always make a point to set examples on others,especially the younger ones. Generally you are not a cool person. It'snot easy dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you arecomfortable with someone, it will be a lasting friendship. You alwaysearn respect from others. You seem to have lots of worries and problemsbut they won't be for long. You will have brilliant kids! You love moneya bit too much so temptation will push you to try endlessly. You willlook after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life timejust being generous and kind (except for men born on the 21st). You loveyour freedom, creative and ambitious, a person who brings beauty, hope &le joy to this world!!!
Pookie
Number 4 You are very stubborn, very hard working but unlucky in importantmatters in life, very cool and helpful. You might repel people away fromyou, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, as you giftedare with understanding other people's problems. If you are a girl, youexcel in your studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of yourtime with girlfriends and you tend to have too much fun with your mates & girls.Your friends will spend your time & money and get on with their life andyou will be left empty handed. So be careful! You love to spend. Yourpositive side is that you are always around to help family and friends.You always fall in love with those younger than you. You often live withdisappointments but you will take good care of your family. You need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. Andbeware of your relationships too. You are radical, patient, persistent,and a hit old-fashioned; you live with foundation & order.
Vlam
Number 6Ooopppss.. you were born to enjoy! You don't care about others. I meanyou always wanted to have a lifetime of enjoyment. You will excel ineither education or business management! You are talented, kind (butwith only people who you think are nice), and popular. All good thingscome easily to you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.You are loveable by any number. But if you are a number 6 men, you willbe involved in more than a few relationships until you get married. Ifyou are a girl, most of you will get married/engaged early. You are acaring person towards your family and friends. You are a person ofcompassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment,and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for everyonebecause you have the great power and caring talent to take the world of love one step further..
Jaggi - the Psycho
Number 9You guys are the most incompatible people in the world. You are sostrong, physically and mentally. You often have big-aims. You will work hard and will think it's still hard to get there, even if you alreadyhave gotten there! Normally you suffer in the early age from familyproblems and generally you will have to fight in life. You are respectedby others. You were however very naughty in your childhood, and oftengot beaten up by your parents and had been involved in fights and youseemed to have suffered lots of injuries. But when you grow older youbecome calm and will fall into the quiet and dignified macho type. Loveis not an easy matter for you. You are however good in engineering orbanking jobs because people always trust you. Your family life is verygood, but you will always worry over your children. Your finer qualitiesare that you are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. Youare born to achieve targets and serve every one equally without any prejudice. You are a role model for everyone.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Swearing toddlers, really? NO!!!! *shock*
Betty Boob: My brat is talking so much now - um except he now swears as well - he repeats everything we say - so then I talk in afrikaans and he copies that too -(
Tipsy Tart : (puke) OMG BB hahaha
Boss lady: whahah BB
Tipsy Tart : L has never said an afrikaans word in his life
Boss lady: ja well I seriously need to watch myself as well, my child also copies me, like when she drops something she goes OH Crap
Tipsy Tart : OMG hahah
Jaggi: My child speaks mostly afr
Tipsy Tart : OH crap is still ok better than Oh fuck
Betty Boob: My brat says everything. it's impossible to have a conversation via phone coz he copies everything and if you IGNORE him, OMG, then he screams in your face till you acknowledge him
Ditsy: HEY oh fuck's not THAT bad
Jaggi: my child just copies words at the mo...but then forgets them again
Boss lady: she said fuck once and we pretended not to hear it
Kama Sutra: when you say a swear word in our house my child will say,moenie fok se nie dis lelik en ek gaan peper in jou mond gooi even to our friends, very embarresing
Ditsy: My child now says oh fudge
Jaggi: Well taught K!
Boss lady: lol cute
Kama Sutra: cause I put pepper in he's mouth once and he hasn't said a swear word since
Betty Boob: I just ignore it
Boss lady: except to tell u not to say it
Tipsy Tart : My child luckily doesn’t swear, he doesn’t know shit is ugly - I only told him recently bwah
Betty Boob: OMG he said FUCK at the lunch table - DH's sister almost died wanted to dig a hole for myself
Boss lady: whahahah
Tipsy Tart : OMG BB well-done haha -what a proud moment man
Kama Sutra: and what did you do
Tipsy Tart : why - I would laugh my ass off
Betty Boob: nothing, she was like WHAT DID HE SAY??? so I was like "FORK" - he sometimes can't pronounce it properly, damn I lie so well
Kama Sutra: great come back
Jaggi: :good cover-up!!! I would've cracked myself!
Kama Sutra: I also laugh when my child swears but I know that will only make him do it more because he thinks he's getting attention
Tipsy Tart : I would’ve just said 'no my child, that a big person word"
Boss lady: Faulty, my child told me this morning that I am a silly nana
Tipsy Tart : OMG B DONT LIE my child tells me everyday I’m a silly banana
weird
Tipsy Tart : (puke) OMG BB hahaha
Boss lady: whahah BB
Tipsy Tart : L has never said an afrikaans word in his life
Boss lady: ja well I seriously need to watch myself as well, my child also copies me, like when she drops something she goes OH Crap
Tipsy Tart : OMG hahah
Jaggi: My child speaks mostly afr
Tipsy Tart : OH crap is still ok better than Oh fuck
Betty Boob: My brat says everything. it's impossible to have a conversation via phone coz he copies everything and if you IGNORE him, OMG, then he screams in your face till you acknowledge him
Ditsy: HEY oh fuck's not THAT bad
Jaggi: my child just copies words at the mo...but then forgets them again
Boss lady: she said fuck once and we pretended not to hear it
Kama Sutra: when you say a swear word in our house my child will say,moenie fok se nie dis lelik en ek gaan peper in jou mond gooi even to our friends, very embarresing
Ditsy: My child now says oh fudge
Jaggi: Well taught K!
Boss lady: lol cute
Kama Sutra: cause I put pepper in he's mouth once and he hasn't said a swear word since
Betty Boob: I just ignore it
Boss lady: except to tell u not to say it
Tipsy Tart : My child luckily doesn’t swear, he doesn’t know shit is ugly - I only told him recently bwah
Betty Boob: OMG he said FUCK at the lunch table - DH's sister almost died wanted to dig a hole for myself
Boss lady: whahahah
Tipsy Tart : OMG BB well-done haha -what a proud moment man
Kama Sutra: and what did you do
Tipsy Tart : why - I would laugh my ass off
Betty Boob: nothing, she was like WHAT DID HE SAY??? so I was like "FORK" - he sometimes can't pronounce it properly, damn I lie so well
Kama Sutra: great come back
Jaggi: :good cover-up!!! I would've cracked myself!
Kama Sutra: I also laugh when my child swears but I know that will only make him do it more because he thinks he's getting attention
Tipsy Tart : I would’ve just said 'no my child, that a big person word"
Boss lady: Faulty, my child told me this morning that I am a silly nana
Tipsy Tart : OMG B DONT LIE my child tells me everyday I’m a silly banana
weird
What’s new with your brat?
Tipsy Tart: how is your child with the bunny Boss Lady - I want to FORCE L to loves animals but I’m scared
Boss lady: She is very good with him, except that she screams at him and chases him around a bit, but other than that, she hasn't even tried to pick it up yet
Tipsy Tart: she doesn’t try and squash him?
Boss lady: nope -she did fall over him once but they both were ok, they kind of ran into each other
Tipsy Tart: OMG hahaha
Faulty: get L a rat; ask B how good K is with them
Boss lady: lol yes she is
Tipsy Tart: L is fascinated with bird shit – a rat?
Betty Boob: bwahaha my child is obsessed with anything that moves
Faulty: yes a pet rat, they slow so they don’t run which makes them not try squeeze them etc
Tipsy Tart: I don’t know hey L is weird he will probably scream and get cross and tell me the rat wants to eat him
Betty Boob: OMG this morning when I fetch him he says there's a man in his room I think we're entering that stage
Kama Sutra: lol cute BB
Betty Boob: my brat picks up everything and if he can't, then he rides it bwahahaha, obsessing over bird shit is weird
Tipsy Tart: I must tell u two stories its kak funny, oh wait 3
First one
we driving in the car and he says 'pardon’ then he says 'pardon' again and I look at him and he says: I fart alot hey mom, fuck that was kak funny
no.2
he talks ALOT and he rambles on and on, so he was talking something about monsters are at home in his room and I said no they not and he said :O YES they are -I saw them!!!! its ok - my daddy will box them dead
no.3
every morning we step out the door threes bird shit coz the birds poop from the roof and every morning he says: mom watch out for the bird shit
Kama Sutra: wonder where he heard that
Tipsy Tart : and yest there was a massive poop on the floor (I think the bird must’ve digested a rat or something) well L was so excited, mom look at that BIG bird shit WOW - its HUGE man so we get home and the cleaners cleant up, Mom the BIG bird shit is gone
like as in WOW
and I had to give him a high 5 but his teacher taught him to say Popo coz shit is ugly
Betty Boob: bwahahahahahahaha OMG TT he is kak funny
Tipsy Tart : so last nite he sits on the toilet and screams MOM I’m having a popo I’ll call u ok and I’m like ok and he goes OOOOOOoh AAAAH that was a really big one man, my bum is sore, mom come and look at this big one (and that happens alot)
Kama Sutra: D also use to call it KAK and now he calls it bollie -sound weird
Betty Boob: that's insane hahaha
Faulty: omg bwahahahhahah
Kama Sutra: he sounds like you more and more
Tipsy Tart : he is always very pleased with himself if it was big, he likes us to see 'it'
Boss lady: She is very good with him, except that she screams at him and chases him around a bit, but other than that, she hasn't even tried to pick it up yet
Tipsy Tart: she doesn’t try and squash him?
Boss lady: nope -she did fall over him once but they both were ok, they kind of ran into each other
Tipsy Tart: OMG hahaha
Faulty: get L a rat; ask B how good K is with them
Boss lady: lol yes she is
Tipsy Tart: L is fascinated with bird shit – a rat?
Betty Boob: bwahaha my child is obsessed with anything that moves
Faulty: yes a pet rat, they slow so they don’t run which makes them not try squeeze them etc
Tipsy Tart: I don’t know hey L is weird he will probably scream and get cross and tell me the rat wants to eat him
Betty Boob: OMG this morning when I fetch him he says there's a man in his room I think we're entering that stage
Kama Sutra: lol cute BB
Betty Boob: my brat picks up everything and if he can't, then he rides it bwahahaha, obsessing over bird shit is weird
Tipsy Tart: I must tell u two stories its kak funny, oh wait 3
First one
we driving in the car and he says 'pardon’ then he says 'pardon' again and I look at him and he says: I fart alot hey mom, fuck that was kak funny
no.2
he talks ALOT and he rambles on and on, so he was talking something about monsters are at home in his room and I said no they not and he said :O YES they are -I saw them!!!! its ok - my daddy will box them dead
no.3
every morning we step out the door threes bird shit coz the birds poop from the roof and every morning he says: mom watch out for the bird shit
Kama Sutra: wonder where he heard that
Tipsy Tart : and yest there was a massive poop on the floor (I think the bird must’ve digested a rat or something) well L was so excited, mom look at that BIG bird shit WOW - its HUGE man so we get home and the cleaners cleant up, Mom the BIG bird shit is gone
like as in WOW
and I had to give him a high 5 but his teacher taught him to say Popo coz shit is ugly
Betty Boob: bwahahahahahahaha OMG TT he is kak funny
Tipsy Tart : so last nite he sits on the toilet and screams MOM I’m having a popo I’ll call u ok and I’m like ok and he goes OOOOOOoh AAAAH that was a really big one man, my bum is sore, mom come and look at this big one (and that happens alot)
Kama Sutra: D also use to call it KAK and now he calls it bollie -sound weird
Betty Boob: that's insane hahaha
Faulty: omg bwahahahhahah
Kama Sutra: he sounds like you more and more
Tipsy Tart : he is always very pleased with himself if it was big, he likes us to see 'it'
Friday, April 24, 2009
ramblings of a insane mommy whos imagination went wild
Boss lady says: I am going to take a bath
Tipsy Tart says: wait B - im coming i will wash ur back
pooookie says: i dunno wtf u guys are on about
Tipsy Tart says: me either so dont worry hey pookie i have a new look for u
the japanese school girl
first u need
suspenders
long socks
two ponytails (sides of head)
dark make up
school shirt
and bubble gum
faulty says: lol go poookie go poookie u can do that look
pooookie says: ha ha ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: and to spice it up u can lend my bubble gum ;)
pooookie says: ha ha ha haha
Tipsy Tart says: im too old
i cant pull it off
pooookie says: im following in tt's footsteps
Tipsy Tart says: OMG and if u want to we can get u one of those whips they hit the horses with
or a pen
whatever looks best
now i can c u in that
*day dreaming about pookie*
pooookie says: im keen..lets dooooo et
Tipsy Tart says: yay
take ALOT of pics
now do we have to wait for terence to bring the suspenders
pooookie says: i dont know so much about the sharing ur saliva part though
Tipsy Tart says: i dont wait well
pooookie says: ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: i will teach u so dont worry
pooookie says: il have to harrass him
Tipsy Tart says: re: sharing saliva
pooookie says: lol
pooookie says: faulty tt scares me sometimes
Tipsy Tart says: faulty is gone its just u adn I
pooookie says: i have enough of my own saliva dont ya think?
Vlam says: LMFAO @ pookie
Tipsy Tart says: be afraid
pooookie says: omg.. keeenky
Tipsy Tart says: shared bubble gum brings in the nawty factor ok
pooookie says: lol
Tipsy Tart says: dont cheat
pooookie says: it gives me a lil bit of that lesbo look yeah?
Tipsy Tart says: have u watchecd toyko drift
pooookie says: yeah
Tipsy Tart says: well thats us
ok
kapeesh
pooookie says: ha ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: im picturing faulty in langerie taking care of the kids
B soaked in bubbles and pookie dancing around in her toyko outfit and jaggie is my fav
i imagine her with tight bun, glasses pen in the mouht bottle of gin under the table
checking out the cute mail man doing deliveries hahaha
Vlam says: stop making yourself horny.. p not gonna give u anything.. he still smells puke
Jaggie slides off the chair
Tipsy Tart says: geez now i need to pee
Vlam says: same here
Tipsy Tart says: more than three wipes is masturbating hey
Vlam says: meet u at the loo
Jaggie says: pmsl!!! you chicks are too funny!
Tipsy Tart says: wait B - im coming i will wash ur back
pooookie says: i dunno wtf u guys are on about
Tipsy Tart says: me either so dont worry hey pookie i have a new look for u
the japanese school girl
first u need
suspenders
long socks
two ponytails (sides of head)
dark make up
school shirt
and bubble gum
faulty says: lol go poookie go poookie u can do that look
pooookie says: ha ha ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: and to spice it up u can lend my bubble gum ;)
pooookie says: ha ha ha haha
Tipsy Tart says: im too old
i cant pull it off
pooookie says: im following in tt's footsteps
Tipsy Tart says: OMG and if u want to we can get u one of those whips they hit the horses with
or a pen
whatever looks best
now i can c u in that
*day dreaming about pookie*
pooookie says: im keen..lets dooooo et
Tipsy Tart says: yay
take ALOT of pics
now do we have to wait for terence to bring the suspenders
pooookie says: i dont know so much about the sharing ur saliva part though
Tipsy Tart says: i dont wait well
pooookie says: ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: i will teach u so dont worry
pooookie says: il have to harrass him
Tipsy Tart says: re: sharing saliva
pooookie says: lol
pooookie says: faulty tt scares me sometimes
Tipsy Tart says: faulty is gone its just u adn I
pooookie says: i have enough of my own saliva dont ya think?
Vlam says: LMFAO @ pookie
Tipsy Tart says: be afraid
pooookie says: omg.. keeenky
Tipsy Tart says: shared bubble gum brings in the nawty factor ok
pooookie says: lol
Tipsy Tart says: dont cheat
pooookie says: it gives me a lil bit of that lesbo look yeah?
Tipsy Tart says: have u watchecd toyko drift
pooookie says: yeah
Tipsy Tart says: well thats us
ok
kapeesh
pooookie says: ha ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: im picturing faulty in langerie taking care of the kids
B soaked in bubbles and pookie dancing around in her toyko outfit and jaggie is my fav
i imagine her with tight bun, glasses pen in the mouht bottle of gin under the table
checking out the cute mail man doing deliveries hahaha
Vlam says: stop making yourself horny.. p not gonna give u anything.. he still smells puke
Jaggie slides off the chair
Tipsy Tart says: geez now i need to pee
Vlam says: same here
Tipsy Tart says: more than three wipes is masturbating hey
Vlam says: meet u at the loo
Jaggie says: pmsl!!! you chicks are too funny!
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