"Mommy's gone wild" come in all shapes and sizes

Tipsy Tart says: hey Boss lady - u feeling better?u need to eat more man, u freaking skinny, it should be illegal to be so skinny, u make us all look fat

Vlam says: lol

Faulty says: im like a heffalump against Boss lady

Jaggie says: Well said Hunnibunni!

Bettyboob says: bwahaha

Jaggie says: (rofl)i am like a heffalump ANYWAY

Faulty says: (rofl)

Tipsy Tart says: i look like a giraffe, thin neck and big bum lo

Bettyboob says: bwahaha

Jaggie says: Atleast I am in shape....round IS A SHAPE (rofl)

Bettyboob says: bwahaha so true i like your positive outlook on life

Faulty says: ha ha ha Jaggi, thas funny
im also round

Jaggie says: well i know my 6pack is here...its just hiding beneath my PAPSAK!

Faulty says: BWAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jaggie says: whatever Faulty!!!

Faulty says: but its true -although i think i am more oval

"Mommy's gone wild" come in all shapes and sizes

Hunnibunni says: hey Boss lady - u feeling better?
u need to eat more man, u freaking skinny, it should be illegal to be so skinny, u make us all look fat

Vlam says: lol

Faulty says: im like a heffalump against Boss lady

Jaggie says: Well said Hunnibunni!

Bettyboob says: bwahaha

Jaggie says: (rofl)i am like a heffalump ANYWAY

Faulty says: (rofl)

Hunnibunni says: i look like a giraffe, thin neck and big bum lol

Bettyboob says: bwahaha

Jaggie says: Atleast I am in shape....round IS A SHAPE (rofl)

Bettyboob says: bwahaha so true
i like your positive outlook on life

Faulty says: ha ha ha Jaggi, thas funny
im also round

Jaggie says: well i know my 6pack is here...its just hiding beneath my PAPSAK!

Faulty says: BWAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jaggie says: whatever Faulty!!!

Faulty says: but its true -although i think i am more oval

And somtimes I hear voices...

Faulty says: i always hear voices

Bettyboob says: bwahaha

Faulty says: they always telling me to have a smoke

Bettyboob says: but that's coz of all the drugs

Faulty says: and coffee

Faulty says: PMSL

Jaggie says: lol Faulty...the voices in your head are trying to ESCAPE from you!

Tipsy Tart says: i also hear voices, but they arent devine, theyre neurotic

Bettyboob says: ha ha

Faulty says: that could be it too

Adoption

Jaggie says: I am putting myself up for adoption!!! Anyone interested?

Bettyboob says: bwah why?

Kamasutra says: haha

Jaggie says: My mom came over on friday at 3pm for a glass of wine...so we klapped 2 bottles of wine..then got stuck into Jack and it all went downhill from there! So we cant have 2 dronkies in the family...so I need to find a (sober) family

Bettyboob says: bwahahahahahahaha

Kamasutra says: lol

Bettyboob says: ok well i can't take you in

Jaggie says: Damn! Wahahaha Hunnibunni will have to then!

Bettyboob says: ha ha yes well she is the sober one now lol

Skinny jeans

Faulty: i apparently need skinny jeans

Betty Boob: bwah

Faulty: how the hell my ass gonna fit into a pair god only knows

Betty Boob: i would never wear skinny jeans i'm too pear shaped

Boss Lady: I love my skinny jeans I am also pear shaped BB

Betty Boob: ja because you are SKINNY oh rubbish

Boss Lady: u just need to find the right pair

Faulty: well BL you perfect for them skinny jeans and mmmmmmm pear shaped i dont think so im pumpkin shaped

Boss Lady: I am soo pear shaped

Betty Boob: Boss Lady is just trying to make conversation - there is nothing pear shaped about her

Boss Lady: my ass is huge

Betty Boob: WE HAVE SEEN PICS OF YOU REMEMBER blegh

Boss Lady: lmao not nekked ones lmao

Faulty: yea we know what u look like

Betty Boob: ja but if you had a big arse, you wouldn't agree to a photo shoot man

Boss Lady: I hide it well

Betty Boob: you're one of those mothers who is hated and resented by other fat mothers lol

Boss Lady: hahahah

Betty Boob: a yummy mummy is the term

Faulty: or milf

Betty Boob: bwah

The fisherman's tale

Kamasutra: the worst is when R comes home from the fish waters and he wants to hanky panky - he smells like fish even after he showered

Betty Boob: eeuw that's disgusting no thank yoU!

Boss lady: gross

Kamasutra: I make him wash he's hands with lemon that's the only thing that takes the smell away

Betty boob: TG C doesn't like fishingphew

Boss lady: u must let him shower with sunlight liquid

Faulty: crickey u all can talk

Kamasutra: yeah that's an idea

Betty Boob: imagine how that dries your skin

Kamasutra: he always says he's tollie doesn't smell so he doesn't know why i'm turned off
WTF

Toys Toys Toys

Faulty: sigh, more toys...............seriously

Betty Boob: what more toys?

Faulty: yea my kids put toys every where

Betty Boob: ah no man grrrrrrrr

Faulty: i open the cuboard to get a glass out and i find TOYS