cleaning the stains

BETTY BOOB says: TT did you get lekka dronk? why you not drinking ever again?
Tipsy Tart says: ask vlam I foned her and then right after i puked in P car
BETTY BOOB says: bwahahahahaha, classic where were you?
Tipsy Tart says: my dads birthday
faulty says: pmsl
Tipsy Tart says: hahahaha
BETTY BOOB says: OMG ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: i danced on the table then P took me home hahaha
BETTY BOOB says: i'm proud of you
Tipsy Tart says: so am I
BETTY BOOB says: i'm doing that on saturday at the wedding bwah i even bought shoes that come off easily lol did you take pics?
Tipsy Tart says: good thinking, Tipsy Tart says: oh heavens no, i was too drunk
Tipsy Tart says: i tried to sms and failed poorly
BETTY BOOB says: bwahahaha
Jaggi says: pmsl Wahaha TT...you go girl!
Tipsy Tart says: P says he has never seen me so drunk, i thought i was going to choke on my own puke it was nasty
BETTY BOOB says: eek man
Tipsy Tart says: i puked on my own lap and in my hair , ah precious moments
BETTY BOOB says: i know it's great bwahaha
Vlam says: bwahahahahah gals it was kak funny....
i'll come tell u just now.. and her spelling OMW.....

We all on a pee break

Tipsy Tart says: drunk friend here
Vlam says: hey u! is p's car clean yet?
Vlam says: j hosed himself when i told him. even he said its' p's fault! LMFAO
Vlam says: these were my drunk msg....
Vlam says: I'm so Fukn druxk
and
Im fucked motheqelds...... my friend u can be glad i understand terrible drunk sms language! Haha

Tipsy Tart says: P car still full of puke coz valets were closed yes he very cross lol
Vlam says: no yuck man....
Tipsy Tart says: i didnt know there was a whole in the bag man
Vlam says: bwahahah LMFAO atleast u tried the bag first.. hahah so much for your GHD'd hair
P should've taken pics!
BETTY BOOB says: puking doesn't count if you don't puke all over yourself -(
Vlam says: no shame.. puking photo's... thats a real bad one
Tipsy Tart says: was purple
BETTY BOOB says: ha ha
Vlam says: shit... yes the red wine fuck i hope they get it all out , he prob swore all the way to the valet this morning
Tipsy Tart says: he doesnt think it'll come out and his car is his love hey i think he hates me
Vlam says: Nah he'll get over it.. if i was you i'd be worried bout the payback he's gonna give u...
payback's a bitch
Tipsy Tart says: he was cross with shiver yest too coz when he woke up shiver peed in the bathroom, plus the smell of my puke hahaha he has the car polished etc like once a month
BETTY BOOB says: VODKA removes wine stains , well according to an email i got
Vlam says: YEAH prob if you clean it immediately.. not like 2 days later ;)
Tipsy Tart says: he foned now, going to cost R100

Desperate Housewives

Boss lady: I have had it, who needs clothes – seriously

Tipsy Tart: ME

Boss lady: why can’t we just be naked, like god made us

Tipsy Tart: not me thanks

Faulty: caused then R and K will want nookie all the time

Tipsy Tart: nah then P wouldn’t want nooki trust me

Kama Sutra: lol ditto TT and I really don't wanna see other woman's koekie's

Boss lady: or even better idea can;t they make a super auper extra strenght deodrant, and we can wear the same clothes all the time

Kama Sutra: gross

Tipsy Tart: yeah one for P then maybe i might want nookie hahaha

Vlam: bwah hahaha

Boss lady: no seriously, all I do is washing and the maid was here yesterday

Faulty: I feel ur pain

Boss lady: it is impossible for 3 people to wear so much clothes

Tipsy Tart: geez u bitches are housewives AND have maids fucking hell now im sad

Boss lady: just once a week

Faulty: just twice a week, oh wait 3 times a week

Kama Sutra: I never have a maid and I hate housework

Vlam: I am the maid

Kama Sutra: ditto V so is I, yeah but F you have 2 kids running around

Boss lady: and I need a dishwasher and tumble dryer ASAP

Kama Sutra: yeah B I can't do without my dishwasher hey

Tipsy Tart: I also need dishwasher

Boss lady: and your house is big Faulty

Kama Sutra: I HATE washing dishes

Tipsy Tart: I wash all the time

Boss lady: me 2 TT

Kama Sutra: I don't mind washing clothes R always forgets he's money in he's pockets - finder’s keepers

Tipsy Tart: and I’m always doing washing, I HATE it

Boss lady: I am going to invent some super extra strength deodorant and eat out of paper plates

Tipsy Tart: yes good idea

Boss lady: oh and not cook anything

Kama Sutra: lol paper plate’s good idea and they can eat with their hands out of tins

Tipsy Tart: yes no more cooking lol

Boss lady: yes

Tipsy Tart: YES

Kama Sutra: imagine that

Boss lady: or plastic forks that u can throw away

Kama Sutra: and give them "borslappe" so they don't mess on their clothes, the ones that catch the food so they can eat it for supper again then you safe on food too

Boss lady: YES, seeing that we will need to buy a lot of plastic sheets we need to save here

whose more vulgar - YOU ARE!!!!

Betty boob says: bwahahaha OMG kak funny, i'm busy reading through all the old stuff now and i'm pissing myself
my god, but we are funny OMG i can't stop laughing

Tipsy Tart says: we are disgusting hey hahahaha

Betty boob says: OMG i'm shocked at us, especially us 2 (blush)

Tipsy Tart says: yeah we are quite vulgar hey - way worse than the other girls hahahaha

Betty Boob says: i know gosh real potty mouths
that's like fancy english

Tipsy Tart says: hahahaha let try and polish our acts, surely we can be vulgar in a nice manner

Betty boob says: mmmmmmmmm i'm not so sure hey

Tipsy Tart says: yeah me either hahahahha

Betty boob says: i bet that guy won't be chatting to you anymore now that he knows what you're like with your girl friends bwah

Tipsy Tart says: u know now that uve said that

Betty boob says: he's quiet, isn't he?

Tipsy Tart says: ive sent him several msgs on skype which he hasnt returned (blush)

Betty boob says: OMG (blush) that's kak funny

Tipsy Tart says: OMG hahahahaha oh lord

Betty boob says: im about to piss in my pants

Tipsy Tart says: and to think i sent him pics of my feet

Betty boob says: OMG phone him

Tipsy Tart says: Nah he will come back for more

Betty boob says: he's probably showing his friends our blog

Tipsy Tart says: OVERSHARE i think it was best we didnt use our names hey

Betty boob says: i know (blush shit how embarrassing

Tipsy Tart says: ok i spat tea on my keyboard

Betty boob says: i can't get over how vulgar i am - shit no wonder i have more guy friends than girl friends it's terrible

Tipsy Tart says: and im afraid to go to the loo coz my friend says he going to tell my colleague WHY i flush the loo 3 times

Betty boob says: now you can't take a dump in peace anymre
ok i'm going to the loo i'll flush 3 times

Fast and the furious

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Sunburnt Nipples

Vlam: ag, i'm so glad u back.. my day somme seems better.... shit i've been for 2 sessions on the sunbed, my boobs are freaking red..... new bulbs... ouchie.... got today and friday then only next week again. have to have bit of colour before my sis's wedding

Tipsy Tart: but u are a red head how the fuck do u tan babe? and the frekkles? haha

Kamasutra: hallooo girls

Tipsy Tart: i have to see this - post me a pic! hey kamasutra ;)

Kamasutra: what you girls skindering about???

Vlam: forget it!!!! bout my red boobies... got burnt on the sunbed.. lol

Kamasutra: V you must put sunblock on your nipples,girl!!!!

Vlam: no frekkies not that bad babe. oh but not my nipples that are burnt the soft white flesh between my boobs....

Kamasutra: o ok....

Vlam: i've got very light skin also think thats why sunbed made me bit red...: more pink actually

Kamasutra: I wanna go for a brazillian wax,any of you been? I have tried all the beauty
therapists in George,but none of them do it

Vlam: nee fok, eina..... jy's braaf ek skeer eerder

Kamasutra: leke plaas dorpie die

Vlam: See TT, now thats the bundus not us... hahahahah

Tipsy Tart: no Vlam u dont understand - they atleast have a freaking airport haha

Vlam: hey so do we cow....

Tipsy Tart: ja one flight PER DAY from joburg ONLY whoop whoop

Vlam: u suck man.... we have plenty flights.....

MEN!!! Tisk Tisk

Ditsy: JOH JOH i'm finding some sexy tatoos here

Tipsy Tart: like what? are u still getting a butterfly

Ditsy: i’ll send you a pic, but now R says he doesn't want his porcelain dolly getting one

Tipsy Tart: which one u like most? i cant decide

Ditsy: i donno, but looks like R isn't going to let me get one - he says its not me

Tipsy Tart: let you? whats that? P knows better than to tell me - mind u, he does try ;)

Ditsy: lol - ok, good thing you already married babe. Was P also very romantic in the beginning of your relationship, and then it got to no romance??

Tipsy Tart: yes!!!! i dont even get prezzies

Ditsy: yeah, mines driving me mad- he keeps saying what do i want as a prezzie, the more i tell him to surprise me, the more he says he doesn't know what to get me. i think i should just buy my OWN prezzies from now on

Tipsy Tart: they dont get it that its the thought that counts - last minute makes me feel so unthought of and neglected

Ditsy: DITTO!!!: its like he DID forget its my bday

Tipsy Tart: exactly

Ditsy: oi! and then he ends it off with:: we'll order some pizza or something - k

Tipsy Tart: what -oh my goooooooooooooooood

Ditsy: how exhilarating, so for anniversary it was a flop, and now this too - we EVER win

Tipsy Tart: nope i dont think so hey

Ditsy: maybe i'm just spoilt, but its his fault - he spoilt me in the beginning............. boat cruises.......sunset drinks

Tipsy Tart: then he got u pregnant ;)

Ditsy: yeah - TWICE!

Multiples O's........

Vlam: ... u girls never had multiple o's???

Jaggi: NO!!! (blush) explain

Vlam: its one orgasm and like 2-3 min later another one... its the best thing ever...

Betty Boob: no i haven't

Tipsy Tart: why would u continue after you already O'd? i just say "ok get off' then i go to loo and then sleep

Vlam: ok, TT that vibro thingy did u guys use it

Tipsy Tart: no we didnt Vlam

Betty Boob: ha ha ha HB

Vlam: TT NO MAN!!!! when u gonna use it.. that gives multiple o's but that one u got is one u get with the lube...

Kamasutra: I have multiple O's but after another,we don't just have sex once,we have sex then cuddle a bit and kiss and then have sex again

Tipsy Tart: ag no Kamasutra why?: i just wanna slee,he musnt even look at me - i'll smack him

Kamasutra: haha I don't know why,cause I like it that way

Vlam: i promise u once u've had a multiple o.... u want it over and over again..

Jaggi: no we do it, both O then its over. Then back at it next day again