Tipsy Tart says: I must bring my cd form home, show u girls how hot i was before L
and then DIRECTLY after L,u will die of shock - I cant carry children
Faulty says: tt u still hot man
Boss lady: at one stage I used to have a 6 pack, DH really misses that. he is forever telling me to gym and I don;t gym, the six pack was just there, and then I got pregs and then it was gone
with my enthusiasm to do something bout it
Tipsy Tart says: why does BB wanna c baby picture of L, does she wanna make fun of my child?
Faulty says: ok i wasnt i was still just as lazy
Tipsy Tart: ditto I didnt gym either, altho we were more active, walking etc
i dont walk anywhere anymore
Boss lady says: no I actually sat way more on my ass than now
Tipsy Tart says: nah we used to do stuff atleast
Boss lady says: I use to drink maybe that was the key, I danced myself a six pack
makes sense
Tipsy Tart says: lol yeah well we used to club alot, enough I never used to drink at all
only drank when me and P split
Boss lady says: I use to drink whiskey and water or vodka and soda water and lime and red wine
Tipsy Tart says: and then when L turned 2 i started drinking red wine
I would have like 1 vodka and lemonade, apparently Im more fun when I drink
go figure
Faulty says: dont worry i am also more fun when i drink
Boss lady says: nah faulty, u fun either way
Faulty says: now days im fun when i have energy to say more than two words
Tipsy Tart says: some ppl have the talent of becoming really annoying when they are drunk
Betty Boob says: i have been drinking for years, i am a fun drunk
Boss lady says: I really don't know how I get cuz I can never remember
Tipsy Tart says: yeah me too, well when I dont throw up or fall over
BETTY BOOB says: oh i also fall, but that's irrelevant
i remember up until a specific point,i never remember arriving back home
Faulty says: i cant remember names
BETTY BOOB says: i just wake up the next day
i've never been slutty, well not that i can remember, again, maybe what i thought was sexy, was in fact slutty
Tipsy Tart says: P says one night at a club when I was 18 he was watching me and I vryed two guys same night lol
FUck great story
me and P were sortof seeing eachother, we were both 18, so there's like always certain places that become popular and everyone who is anyone will be there on a saturday night
and me and my GF's were there and my friend saw P vrying another girl and she punched him in the face
classic
P has a 'hit me' face
BETTY BOOB says: OMG whaahahahahaha
Faulty says: pmsl
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
What is your number?
Ditsy - Kama Sutra - Tipsy Tart
Number 2No matter what, every one will love you because you are ruled by the Moon.You day dream a lot, you have a very low-self esteem, you need to have aback up for every move in your life, you are very unpredictable. Youtend to change according to time and circumstances, selfish, have a very strong sense of musical and artistic talent and powerful verbal communication.You can be sweet as an angel and can be ruthless when double-crossed.Some might say you have a sixth sense. You will become a poet, writer,an artist or a business person. You are not strong in love, so yourrelationship will be in disarray until you settle down. If you are agirl, you will be responsible for your family. If you are a man, youtend to get involve in fights & arguments in the family. You willsacrifice your life for your family. You are gentle, intuitive with abroad vision. You make a well-balanced person.
Boss lady - Faulty - Betty Boob
Number 3You are hard hearted and selfish most of the time. You always tend tohave lots of problems within your family in the early stages but youwill be able to cope with everything. You seem to have your way in everything. And from birth you would always have to work hard to achieveanything you want. You always make a point to set examples on others,especially the younger ones. Generally you are not a cool person. It'snot easy dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you arecomfortable with someone, it will be a lasting friendship. You alwaysearn respect from others. You seem to have lots of worries and problemsbut they won't be for long. You will have brilliant kids! You love moneya bit too much so temptation will push you to try endlessly. You willlook after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life timejust being generous and kind (except for men born on the 21st). You loveyour freedom, creative and ambitious, a person who brings beauty, hope &le joy to this world!!!
Pookie
Number 4 You are very stubborn, very hard working but unlucky in importantmatters in life, very cool and helpful. You might repel people away fromyou, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, as you giftedare with understanding other people's problems. If you are a girl, youexcel in your studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of yourtime with girlfriends and you tend to have too much fun with your mates & girls.Your friends will spend your time & money and get on with their life andyou will be left empty handed. So be careful! You love to spend. Yourpositive side is that you are always around to help family and friends.You always fall in love with those younger than you. You often live withdisappointments but you will take good care of your family. You need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. Andbeware of your relationships too. You are radical, patient, persistent,and a hit old-fashioned; you live with foundation & order.
Vlam
Number 6Ooopppss.. you were born to enjoy! You don't care about others. I meanyou always wanted to have a lifetime of enjoyment. You will excel ineither education or business management! You are talented, kind (butwith only people who you think are nice), and popular. All good thingscome easily to you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.You are loveable by any number. But if you are a number 6 men, you willbe involved in more than a few relationships until you get married. Ifyou are a girl, most of you will get married/engaged early. You are acaring person towards your family and friends. You are a person ofcompassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment,and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for everyonebecause you have the great power and caring talent to take the world of love one step further..
Jaggi - the Psycho
Number 9You guys are the most incompatible people in the world. You are sostrong, physically and mentally. You often have big-aims. You will work hard and will think it's still hard to get there, even if you alreadyhave gotten there! Normally you suffer in the early age from familyproblems and generally you will have to fight in life. You are respectedby others. You were however very naughty in your childhood, and oftengot beaten up by your parents and had been involved in fights and youseemed to have suffered lots of injuries. But when you grow older youbecome calm and will fall into the quiet and dignified macho type. Loveis not an easy matter for you. You are however good in engineering orbanking jobs because people always trust you. Your family life is verygood, but you will always worry over your children. Your finer qualitiesare that you are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. Youare born to achieve targets and serve every one equally without any prejudice. You are a role model for everyone.
Number 2No matter what, every one will love you because you are ruled by the Moon.You day dream a lot, you have a very low-self esteem, you need to have aback up for every move in your life, you are very unpredictable. Youtend to change according to time and circumstances, selfish, have a very strong sense of musical and artistic talent and powerful verbal communication.You can be sweet as an angel and can be ruthless when double-crossed.Some might say you have a sixth sense. You will become a poet, writer,an artist or a business person. You are not strong in love, so yourrelationship will be in disarray until you settle down. If you are agirl, you will be responsible for your family. If you are a man, youtend to get involve in fights & arguments in the family. You willsacrifice your life for your family. You are gentle, intuitive with abroad vision. You make a well-balanced person.
Boss lady - Faulty - Betty Boob
Number 3You are hard hearted and selfish most of the time. You always tend tohave lots of problems within your family in the early stages but youwill be able to cope with everything. You seem to have your way in everything. And from birth you would always have to work hard to achieveanything you want. You always make a point to set examples on others,especially the younger ones. Generally you are not a cool person. It'snot easy dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you arecomfortable with someone, it will be a lasting friendship. You alwaysearn respect from others. You seem to have lots of worries and problemsbut they won't be for long. You will have brilliant kids! You love moneya bit too much so temptation will push you to try endlessly. You willlook after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life timejust being generous and kind (except for men born on the 21st). You loveyour freedom, creative and ambitious, a person who brings beauty, hope &le joy to this world!!!
Pookie
Number 4 You are very stubborn, very hard working but unlucky in importantmatters in life, very cool and helpful. You might repel people away fromyou, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, as you giftedare with understanding other people's problems. If you are a girl, youexcel in your studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of yourtime with girlfriends and you tend to have too much fun with your mates & girls.Your friends will spend your time & money and get on with their life andyou will be left empty handed. So be careful! You love to spend. Yourpositive side is that you are always around to help family and friends.You always fall in love with those younger than you. You often live withdisappointments but you will take good care of your family. You need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. Andbeware of your relationships too. You are radical, patient, persistent,and a hit old-fashioned; you live with foundation & order.
Vlam
Number 6Ooopppss.. you were born to enjoy! You don't care about others. I meanyou always wanted to have a lifetime of enjoyment. You will excel ineither education or business management! You are talented, kind (butwith only people who you think are nice), and popular. All good thingscome easily to you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.You are loveable by any number. But if you are a number 6 men, you willbe involved in more than a few relationships until you get married. Ifyou are a girl, most of you will get married/engaged early. You are acaring person towards your family and friends. You are a person ofcompassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment,and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for everyonebecause you have the great power and caring talent to take the world of love one step further..
Jaggi - the Psycho
Number 9You guys are the most incompatible people in the world. You are sostrong, physically and mentally. You often have big-aims. You will work hard and will think it's still hard to get there, even if you alreadyhave gotten there! Normally you suffer in the early age from familyproblems and generally you will have to fight in life. You are respectedby others. You were however very naughty in your childhood, and oftengot beaten up by your parents and had been involved in fights and youseemed to have suffered lots of injuries. But when you grow older youbecome calm and will fall into the quiet and dignified macho type. Loveis not an easy matter for you. You are however good in engineering orbanking jobs because people always trust you. Your family life is verygood, but you will always worry over your children. Your finer qualitiesare that you are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. Youare born to achieve targets and serve every one equally without any prejudice. You are a role model for everyone.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Swearing toddlers, really? NO!!!! *shock*
Betty Boob: My brat is talking so much now - um except he now swears as well - he repeats everything we say - so then I talk in afrikaans and he copies that too -(
Tipsy Tart : (puke) OMG BB hahaha
Boss lady: whahah BB
Tipsy Tart : L has never said an afrikaans word in his life
Boss lady: ja well I seriously need to watch myself as well, my child also copies me, like when she drops something she goes OH Crap
Tipsy Tart : OMG hahah
Jaggi: My child speaks mostly afr
Tipsy Tart : OH crap is still ok better than Oh fuck
Betty Boob: My brat says everything. it's impossible to have a conversation via phone coz he copies everything and if you IGNORE him, OMG, then he screams in your face till you acknowledge him
Ditsy: HEY oh fuck's not THAT bad
Jaggi: my child just copies words at the mo...but then forgets them again
Boss lady: she said fuck once and we pretended not to hear it
Kama Sutra: when you say a swear word in our house my child will say,moenie fok se nie dis lelik en ek gaan peper in jou mond gooi even to our friends, very embarresing
Ditsy: My child now says oh fudge
Jaggi: Well taught K!
Boss lady: lol cute
Kama Sutra: cause I put pepper in he's mouth once and he hasn't said a swear word since
Betty Boob: I just ignore it
Boss lady: except to tell u not to say it
Tipsy Tart : My child luckily doesn’t swear, he doesn’t know shit is ugly - I only told him recently bwah
Betty Boob: OMG he said FUCK at the lunch table - DH's sister almost died wanted to dig a hole for myself
Boss lady: whahahah
Tipsy Tart : OMG BB well-done haha -what a proud moment man
Kama Sutra: and what did you do
Tipsy Tart : why - I would laugh my ass off
Betty Boob: nothing, she was like WHAT DID HE SAY??? so I was like "FORK" - he sometimes can't pronounce it properly, damn I lie so well
Kama Sutra: great come back
Jaggi: :good cover-up!!! I would've cracked myself!
Kama Sutra: I also laugh when my child swears but I know that will only make him do it more because he thinks he's getting attention
Tipsy Tart : I would’ve just said 'no my child, that a big person word"
Boss lady: Faulty, my child told me this morning that I am a silly nana
Tipsy Tart : OMG B DONT LIE my child tells me everyday I’m a silly banana
weird
Tipsy Tart : (puke) OMG BB hahaha
Boss lady: whahah BB
Tipsy Tart : L has never said an afrikaans word in his life
Boss lady: ja well I seriously need to watch myself as well, my child also copies me, like when she drops something she goes OH Crap
Tipsy Tart : OMG hahah
Jaggi: My child speaks mostly afr
Tipsy Tart : OH crap is still ok better than Oh fuck
Betty Boob: My brat says everything. it's impossible to have a conversation via phone coz he copies everything and if you IGNORE him, OMG, then he screams in your face till you acknowledge him
Ditsy: HEY oh fuck's not THAT bad
Jaggi: my child just copies words at the mo...but then forgets them again
Boss lady: she said fuck once and we pretended not to hear it
Kama Sutra: when you say a swear word in our house my child will say,moenie fok se nie dis lelik en ek gaan peper in jou mond gooi even to our friends, very embarresing
Ditsy: My child now says oh fudge
Jaggi: Well taught K!
Boss lady: lol cute
Kama Sutra: cause I put pepper in he's mouth once and he hasn't said a swear word since
Betty Boob: I just ignore it
Boss lady: except to tell u not to say it
Tipsy Tart : My child luckily doesn’t swear, he doesn’t know shit is ugly - I only told him recently bwah
Betty Boob: OMG he said FUCK at the lunch table - DH's sister almost died wanted to dig a hole for myself
Boss lady: whahahah
Tipsy Tart : OMG BB well-done haha -what a proud moment man
Kama Sutra: and what did you do
Tipsy Tart : why - I would laugh my ass off
Betty Boob: nothing, she was like WHAT DID HE SAY??? so I was like "FORK" - he sometimes can't pronounce it properly, damn I lie so well
Kama Sutra: great come back
Jaggi: :good cover-up!!! I would've cracked myself!
Kama Sutra: I also laugh when my child swears but I know that will only make him do it more because he thinks he's getting attention
Tipsy Tart : I would’ve just said 'no my child, that a big person word"
Boss lady: Faulty, my child told me this morning that I am a silly nana
Tipsy Tart : OMG B DONT LIE my child tells me everyday I’m a silly banana
weird
What’s new with your brat?
Tipsy Tart: how is your child with the bunny Boss Lady - I want to FORCE L to loves animals but I’m scared
Boss lady: She is very good with him, except that she screams at him and chases him around a bit, but other than that, she hasn't even tried to pick it up yet
Tipsy Tart: she doesn’t try and squash him?
Boss lady: nope -she did fall over him once but they both were ok, they kind of ran into each other
Tipsy Tart: OMG hahaha
Faulty: get L a rat; ask B how good K is with them
Boss lady: lol yes she is
Tipsy Tart: L is fascinated with bird shit – a rat?
Betty Boob: bwahaha my child is obsessed with anything that moves
Faulty: yes a pet rat, they slow so they don’t run which makes them not try squeeze them etc
Tipsy Tart: I don’t know hey L is weird he will probably scream and get cross and tell me the rat wants to eat him
Betty Boob: OMG this morning when I fetch him he says there's a man in his room I think we're entering that stage
Kama Sutra: lol cute BB
Betty Boob: my brat picks up everything and if he can't, then he rides it bwahahaha, obsessing over bird shit is weird
Tipsy Tart: I must tell u two stories its kak funny, oh wait 3
First one
we driving in the car and he says 'pardon’ then he says 'pardon' again and I look at him and he says: I fart alot hey mom, fuck that was kak funny
no.2
he talks ALOT and he rambles on and on, so he was talking something about monsters are at home in his room and I said no they not and he said :O YES they are -I saw them!!!! its ok - my daddy will box them dead
no.3
every morning we step out the door threes bird shit coz the birds poop from the roof and every morning he says: mom watch out for the bird shit
Kama Sutra: wonder where he heard that
Tipsy Tart : and yest there was a massive poop on the floor (I think the bird must’ve digested a rat or something) well L was so excited, mom look at that BIG bird shit WOW - its HUGE man so we get home and the cleaners cleant up, Mom the BIG bird shit is gone
like as in WOW
and I had to give him a high 5 but his teacher taught him to say Popo coz shit is ugly
Betty Boob: bwahahahahahahaha OMG TT he is kak funny
Tipsy Tart : so last nite he sits on the toilet and screams MOM I’m having a popo I’ll call u ok and I’m like ok and he goes OOOOOOoh AAAAH that was a really big one man, my bum is sore, mom come and look at this big one (and that happens alot)
Kama Sutra: D also use to call it KAK and now he calls it bollie -sound weird
Betty Boob: that's insane hahaha
Faulty: omg bwahahahhahah
Kama Sutra: he sounds like you more and more
Tipsy Tart : he is always very pleased with himself if it was big, he likes us to see 'it'
Boss lady: She is very good with him, except that she screams at him and chases him around a bit, but other than that, she hasn't even tried to pick it up yet
Tipsy Tart: she doesn’t try and squash him?
Boss lady: nope -she did fall over him once but they both were ok, they kind of ran into each other
Tipsy Tart: OMG hahaha
Faulty: get L a rat; ask B how good K is with them
Boss lady: lol yes she is
Tipsy Tart: L is fascinated with bird shit – a rat?
Betty Boob: bwahaha my child is obsessed with anything that moves
Faulty: yes a pet rat, they slow so they don’t run which makes them not try squeeze them etc
Tipsy Tart: I don’t know hey L is weird he will probably scream and get cross and tell me the rat wants to eat him
Betty Boob: OMG this morning when I fetch him he says there's a man in his room I think we're entering that stage
Kama Sutra: lol cute BB
Betty Boob: my brat picks up everything and if he can't, then he rides it bwahahaha, obsessing over bird shit is weird
Tipsy Tart: I must tell u two stories its kak funny, oh wait 3
First one
we driving in the car and he says 'pardon’ then he says 'pardon' again and I look at him and he says: I fart alot hey mom, fuck that was kak funny
no.2
he talks ALOT and he rambles on and on, so he was talking something about monsters are at home in his room and I said no they not and he said :O YES they are -I saw them!!!! its ok - my daddy will box them dead
no.3
every morning we step out the door threes bird shit coz the birds poop from the roof and every morning he says: mom watch out for the bird shit
Kama Sutra: wonder where he heard that
Tipsy Tart : and yest there was a massive poop on the floor (I think the bird must’ve digested a rat or something) well L was so excited, mom look at that BIG bird shit WOW - its HUGE man so we get home and the cleaners cleant up, Mom the BIG bird shit is gone
like as in WOW
and I had to give him a high 5 but his teacher taught him to say Popo coz shit is ugly
Betty Boob: bwahahahahahahaha OMG TT he is kak funny
Tipsy Tart : so last nite he sits on the toilet and screams MOM I’m having a popo I’ll call u ok and I’m like ok and he goes OOOOOOoh AAAAH that was a really big one man, my bum is sore, mom come and look at this big one (and that happens alot)
Kama Sutra: D also use to call it KAK and now he calls it bollie -sound weird
Betty Boob: that's insane hahaha
Faulty: omg bwahahahhahah
Kama Sutra: he sounds like you more and more
Tipsy Tart : he is always very pleased with himself if it was big, he likes us to see 'it'
Friday, April 24, 2009
ramblings of a insane mommy whos imagination went wild
Boss lady says: I am going to take a bath
Tipsy Tart says: wait B - im coming i will wash ur back
pooookie says: i dunno wtf u guys are on about
Tipsy Tart says: me either so dont worry hey pookie i have a new look for u
the japanese school girl
first u need
suspenders
long socks
two ponytails (sides of head)
dark make up
school shirt
and bubble gum
faulty says: lol go poookie go poookie u can do that look
pooookie says: ha ha ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: and to spice it up u can lend my bubble gum ;)
pooookie says: ha ha ha haha
Tipsy Tart says: im too old
i cant pull it off
pooookie says: im following in tt's footsteps
Tipsy Tart says: OMG and if u want to we can get u one of those whips they hit the horses with
or a pen
whatever looks best
now i can c u in that
*day dreaming about pookie*
pooookie says: im keen..lets dooooo et
Tipsy Tart says: yay
take ALOT of pics
now do we have to wait for terence to bring the suspenders
pooookie says: i dont know so much about the sharing ur saliva part though
Tipsy Tart says: i dont wait well
pooookie says: ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: i will teach u so dont worry
pooookie says: il have to harrass him
Tipsy Tart says: re: sharing saliva
pooookie says: lol
pooookie says: faulty tt scares me sometimes
Tipsy Tart says: faulty is gone its just u adn I
pooookie says: i have enough of my own saliva dont ya think?
Vlam says: LMFAO @ pookie
Tipsy Tart says: be afraid
pooookie says: omg.. keeenky
Tipsy Tart says: shared bubble gum brings in the nawty factor ok
pooookie says: lol
Tipsy Tart says: dont cheat
pooookie says: it gives me a lil bit of that lesbo look yeah?
Tipsy Tart says: have u watchecd toyko drift
pooookie says: yeah
Tipsy Tart says: well thats us
ok
kapeesh
pooookie says: ha ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: im picturing faulty in langerie taking care of the kids
B soaked in bubbles and pookie dancing around in her toyko outfit and jaggie is my fav
i imagine her with tight bun, glasses pen in the mouht bottle of gin under the table
checking out the cute mail man doing deliveries hahaha
Vlam says: stop making yourself horny.. p not gonna give u anything.. he still smells puke
Jaggie slides off the chair
Tipsy Tart says: geez now i need to pee
Vlam says: same here
Tipsy Tart says: more than three wipes is masturbating hey
Vlam says: meet u at the loo
Jaggie says: pmsl!!! you chicks are too funny!
Tipsy Tart says: wait B - im coming i will wash ur back
pooookie says: i dunno wtf u guys are on about
Tipsy Tart says: me either so dont worry hey pookie i have a new look for u
the japanese school girl
first u need
suspenders
long socks
two ponytails (sides of head)
dark make up
school shirt
and bubble gum
faulty says: lol go poookie go poookie u can do that look
pooookie says: ha ha ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: and to spice it up u can lend my bubble gum ;)
pooookie says: ha ha ha haha
Tipsy Tart says: im too old
i cant pull it off
pooookie says: im following in tt's footsteps
Tipsy Tart says: OMG and if u want to we can get u one of those whips they hit the horses with
or a pen
whatever looks best
now i can c u in that
*day dreaming about pookie*
pooookie says: im keen..lets dooooo et
Tipsy Tart says: yay
take ALOT of pics
now do we have to wait for terence to bring the suspenders
pooookie says: i dont know so much about the sharing ur saliva part though
Tipsy Tart says: i dont wait well
pooookie says: ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: i will teach u so dont worry
pooookie says: il have to harrass him
Tipsy Tart says: re: sharing saliva
pooookie says: lol
pooookie says: faulty tt scares me sometimes
Tipsy Tart says: faulty is gone its just u adn I
pooookie says: i have enough of my own saliva dont ya think?
Vlam says: LMFAO @ pookie
Tipsy Tart says: be afraid
pooookie says: omg.. keeenky
Tipsy Tart says: shared bubble gum brings in the nawty factor ok
pooookie says: lol
Tipsy Tart says: dont cheat
pooookie says: it gives me a lil bit of that lesbo look yeah?
Tipsy Tart says: have u watchecd toyko drift
pooookie says: yeah
Tipsy Tart says: well thats us
ok
kapeesh
pooookie says: ha ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: im picturing faulty in langerie taking care of the kids
B soaked in bubbles and pookie dancing around in her toyko outfit and jaggie is my fav
i imagine her with tight bun, glasses pen in the mouht bottle of gin under the table
checking out the cute mail man doing deliveries hahaha
Vlam says: stop making yourself horny.. p not gonna give u anything.. he still smells puke
Jaggie slides off the chair
Tipsy Tart says: geez now i need to pee
Vlam says: same here
Tipsy Tart says: more than three wipes is masturbating hey
Vlam says: meet u at the loo
Jaggie says: pmsl!!! you chicks are too funny!
cleaning the stains
BETTY BOOB says: TT did you get lekka dronk? why you not drinking ever again?
Tipsy Tart says: ask vlam I foned her and then right after i puked in P car
BETTY BOOB says: bwahahahahaha, classic where were you?
Tipsy Tart says: my dads birthday
faulty says: pmsl
Tipsy Tart says: hahahaha
BETTY BOOB says: OMG ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: i danced on the table then P took me home hahaha
BETTY BOOB says: i'm proud of you
Tipsy Tart says: so am I
BETTY BOOB says: i'm doing that on saturday at the wedding bwah i even bought shoes that come off easily lol did you take pics?
Tipsy Tart says: good thinking, Tipsy Tart says: oh heavens no, i was too drunk
Tipsy Tart says: i tried to sms and failed poorly
BETTY BOOB says: bwahahaha
Jaggi says: pmsl Wahaha TT...you go girl!
Tipsy Tart says: P says he has never seen me so drunk, i thought i was going to choke on my own puke it was nasty
BETTY BOOB says: eek man
Tipsy Tart says: i puked on my own lap and in my hair , ah precious moments
BETTY BOOB says: i know it's great bwahaha
Vlam says: bwahahahahah gals it was kak funny....
i'll come tell u just now.. and her spelling OMW.....
We all on a pee break
Tipsy Tart says: drunk friend here
Vlam says: hey u! is p's car clean yet?
Vlam says: j hosed himself when i told him. even he said its' p's fault! LMFAO
Vlam says: these were my drunk msg....
Vlam says: I'm so Fukn druxk
and
Im fucked motheqelds...... my friend u can be glad i understand terrible drunk sms language! Haha
Tipsy Tart says: P car still full of puke coz valets were closed yes he very cross lol
Vlam says: no yuck man....
Tipsy Tart says: i didnt know there was a whole in the bag man
Vlam says: bwahahah LMFAO atleast u tried the bag first.. hahah so much for your GHD'd hair
P should've taken pics!
BETTY BOOB says: puking doesn't count if you don't puke all over yourself -(
Vlam says: no shame.. puking photo's... thats a real bad one
Tipsy Tart says: was purple
BETTY BOOB says: ha ha
Vlam says: shit... yes the red wine fuck i hope they get it all out , he prob swore all the way to the valet this morning
Tipsy Tart says: he doesnt think it'll come out and his car is his love hey i think he hates me
Vlam says: Nah he'll get over it.. if i was you i'd be worried bout the payback he's gonna give u...
payback's a bitch
Tipsy Tart says: he was cross with shiver yest too coz when he woke up shiver peed in the bathroom, plus the smell of my puke hahaha he has the car polished etc like once a month
BETTY BOOB says: VODKA removes wine stains , well according to an email i got
Vlam says: YEAH prob if you clean it immediately.. not like 2 days later ;)
Tipsy Tart says: he foned now, going to cost R100
Tipsy Tart says: ask vlam I foned her and then right after i puked in P car
BETTY BOOB says: bwahahahahaha, classic where were you?
Tipsy Tart says: my dads birthday
faulty says: pmsl
Tipsy Tart says: hahahaha
BETTY BOOB says: OMG ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: i danced on the table then P took me home hahaha
BETTY BOOB says: i'm proud of you
Tipsy Tart says: so am I
BETTY BOOB says: i'm doing that on saturday at the wedding bwah i even bought shoes that come off easily lol did you take pics?
Tipsy Tart says: good thinking, Tipsy Tart says: oh heavens no, i was too drunk
Tipsy Tart says: i tried to sms and failed poorly
BETTY BOOB says: bwahahaha
Jaggi says: pmsl Wahaha TT...you go girl!
Tipsy Tart says: P says he has never seen me so drunk, i thought i was going to choke on my own puke it was nasty
BETTY BOOB says: eek man
Tipsy Tart says: i puked on my own lap and in my hair , ah precious moments
BETTY BOOB says: i know it's great bwahaha
Vlam says: bwahahahahah gals it was kak funny....
i'll come tell u just now.. and her spelling OMW.....
We all on a pee break
Tipsy Tart says: drunk friend here
Vlam says: hey u! is p's car clean yet?
Vlam says: j hosed himself when i told him. even he said its' p's fault! LMFAO
Vlam says: these were my drunk msg....
Vlam says: I'm so Fukn druxk
and
Im fucked motheqelds...... my friend u can be glad i understand terrible drunk sms language! Haha
Tipsy Tart says: P car still full of puke coz valets were closed yes he very cross lol
Vlam says: no yuck man....
Tipsy Tart says: i didnt know there was a whole in the bag man
Vlam says: bwahahah LMFAO atleast u tried the bag first.. hahah so much for your GHD'd hair
P should've taken pics!
BETTY BOOB says: puking doesn't count if you don't puke all over yourself -(
Vlam says: no shame.. puking photo's... thats a real bad one
Tipsy Tart says: was purple
BETTY BOOB says: ha ha
Vlam says: shit... yes the red wine fuck i hope they get it all out , he prob swore all the way to the valet this morning
Tipsy Tart says: he doesnt think it'll come out and his car is his love hey i think he hates me
Vlam says: Nah he'll get over it.. if i was you i'd be worried bout the payback he's gonna give u...
payback's a bitch
Tipsy Tart says: he was cross with shiver yest too coz when he woke up shiver peed in the bathroom, plus the smell of my puke hahaha he has the car polished etc like once a month
BETTY BOOB says: VODKA removes wine stains , well according to an email i got
Vlam says: YEAH prob if you clean it immediately.. not like 2 days later ;)
Tipsy Tart says: he foned now, going to cost R100
Monday, April 20, 2009
Desperate Housewives
Boss lady: I have had it, who needs clothes – seriously
Tipsy Tart: ME
Boss lady: why can’t we just be naked, like god made us
Tipsy Tart: not me thanks
Faulty: caused then R and K will want nookie all the time
Tipsy Tart: nah then P wouldn’t want nooki trust me
Kama Sutra: lol ditto TT and I really don't wanna see other woman's koekie's
Boss lady: or even better idea can;t they make a super auper extra strenght deodrant, and we can wear the same clothes all the time
Kama Sutra: gross
Tipsy Tart: yeah one for P then maybe i might want nookie hahaha
Vlam: bwah hahaha
Boss lady: no seriously, all I do is washing and the maid was here yesterday
Faulty: I feel ur pain
Boss lady: it is impossible for 3 people to wear so much clothes
Tipsy Tart: geez u bitches are housewives AND have maids fucking hell now im sad
Boss lady: just once a week
Faulty: just twice a week, oh wait 3 times a week
Kama Sutra: I never have a maid and I hate housework
Vlam: I am the maid
Kama Sutra: ditto V so is I, yeah but F you have 2 kids running around
Boss lady: and I need a dishwasher and tumble dryer ASAP
Kama Sutra: yeah B I can't do without my dishwasher hey
Tipsy Tart: I also need dishwasher
Boss lady: and your house is big Faulty
Kama Sutra: I HATE washing dishes
Tipsy Tart: I wash all the time
Boss lady: me 2 TT
Kama Sutra: I don't mind washing clothes R always forgets he's money in he's pockets - finder’s keepers
Tipsy Tart: and I’m always doing washing, I HATE it
Boss lady: I am going to invent some super extra strength deodorant and eat out of paper plates
Tipsy Tart: yes good idea
Boss lady: oh and not cook anything
Kama Sutra: lol paper plate’s good idea and they can eat with their hands out of tins
Tipsy Tart: yes no more cooking lol
Boss lady: yes
Tipsy Tart: YES
Kama Sutra: imagine that
Boss lady: or plastic forks that u can throw away
Kama Sutra: and give them "borslappe" so they don't mess on their clothes, the ones that catch the food so they can eat it for supper again then you safe on food too
Boss lady: YES, seeing that we will need to buy a lot of plastic sheets we need to save here
Tipsy Tart: ME
Boss lady: why can’t we just be naked, like god made us
Tipsy Tart: not me thanks
Faulty: caused then R and K will want nookie all the time
Tipsy Tart: nah then P wouldn’t want nooki trust me
Kama Sutra: lol ditto TT and I really don't wanna see other woman's koekie's
Boss lady: or even better idea can;t they make a super auper extra strenght deodrant, and we can wear the same clothes all the time
Kama Sutra: gross
Tipsy Tart: yeah one for P then maybe i might want nookie hahaha
Vlam: bwah hahaha
Boss lady: no seriously, all I do is washing and the maid was here yesterday
Faulty: I feel ur pain
Boss lady: it is impossible for 3 people to wear so much clothes
Tipsy Tart: geez u bitches are housewives AND have maids fucking hell now im sad
Boss lady: just once a week
Faulty: just twice a week, oh wait 3 times a week
Kama Sutra: I never have a maid and I hate housework
Vlam: I am the maid
Kama Sutra: ditto V so is I, yeah but F you have 2 kids running around
Boss lady: and I need a dishwasher and tumble dryer ASAP
Kama Sutra: yeah B I can't do without my dishwasher hey
Tipsy Tart: I also need dishwasher
Boss lady: and your house is big Faulty
Kama Sutra: I HATE washing dishes
Tipsy Tart: I wash all the time
Boss lady: me 2 TT
Kama Sutra: I don't mind washing clothes R always forgets he's money in he's pockets - finder’s keepers
Tipsy Tart: and I’m always doing washing, I HATE it
Boss lady: I am going to invent some super extra strength deodorant and eat out of paper plates
Tipsy Tart: yes good idea
Boss lady: oh and not cook anything
Kama Sutra: lol paper plate’s good idea and they can eat with their hands out of tins
Tipsy Tart: yes no more cooking lol
Boss lady: yes
Tipsy Tart: YES
Kama Sutra: imagine that
Boss lady: or plastic forks that u can throw away
Kama Sutra: and give them "borslappe" so they don't mess on their clothes, the ones that catch the food so they can eat it for supper again then you safe on food too
Boss lady: YES, seeing that we will need to buy a lot of plastic sheets we need to save here
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