BETTY BOOB : I still don't have AF :^) my tummy and boobs sore though
Tipsy Tart : oooooooooooooooooooh
Vlam : don’t tell Faulty
Tipsy Tart : u are pregnant, imagine u are WTF
Ditsy : hahahaha Betty Boob
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go buy a stick
Ditsy : how late are u
BETTY BOOB : what day is it today?
Tipsy Tart : OMG are u? OMG wait I need to book a flight I have to be there
BETTY BOOB : my last period started on 2 September
Tipsy Tart : u are WAY overdue then
BETTY BOOB : so I’m not sure where I am lol, god I’ll die - C will be happy |-(
Tipsy Tart : OMG this is awesome, but u beta still come December
oooh I hope u have a girl
BETTY BOOB :of course I’m coming in December pfft
Ditsy : it’s WAY over 35 day’s babe
BETTY BOOB : oh is it? what day is it today?
Tipsy Tart : yes duh it’s over the 35 days cycle by a week
8th,the 2nd was 30 day cycle mark so u overdue :)
BETTY BOOB : ok well I’ll go by a stick this afternoon if no AF, I’m going to go (smoking) and think happy thoughts
Tipsy Tart : bwah 'yes we are REASONABELY safe' what does that mean lol
BETTY BOOB : if I’m pregnant, C is going for a snip. him and his fucking sperm ai
Vlam : lol
Tipsy Tart : ditto I have to agree though P needs a snip too................oh thank GOD u will be fat when I see u
Ditsy : and I can be the thin one for a change what u girls think?
Tipsy Tart : I think I will make u fat without u knowing it I know u cant resist chocolate :)
Ditsy : bitch u! was telling r u look real sexy pregnant
oh Betty Boob - u should SEE the size of her boobs!
BETTY BOOB : ai man
Tipsy Tart : what Betty Boob are u depressed coz u pregnant
Jaggi : Betty Boob (rofl) pmsl! Go pee on a stick and make Faulty happy! I will just do it by myself next year!
Ditsy : I got to go BETTY BOOB let me know about that stick!
Faulty : ooohh POAS? stick
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go buy one later this afternoon if still no AF
Faulty : are u going to POAS, are u really going to make my day
BETTY BOOB : yes I am
Faulty : only this afternoon---- you don’t know me well-- I can’t wait that long
BETTY BOOB : ja but I can't go out now, my boss not here yet so I got to wait
Faulty : what his number let me phone him and crap on him for being late
LATER.......
Jaggi : Gees 3 of my friends are preggies...and they are all a week apart!
Tipsy Tart : did Betty Boob do her POAs yet?
Jaggi : I think she is too scared (chuckle)
Tipsy Tart : me 2
BETTY BOOB : I haven't bought one yet
Jaggi : ]:)don’t let us put Faulty on you
Faulty : I see still no stick ai ai ai I want ur bosses number
BETTY BOOB : I’ll go out a bit later man
Faulty : its ridiculous that he so late its awful business ethic, does he not know that it is very important to me that u go buy a stick
BETTY BOOB : I’ll go just now, promise
Faulty : my jeans won’t close even if I lay on the bed and try close them
BETTY BOOB : well you ARE pregnant
Faulty : that is true hey
BETTY BOOB : does Pick n Pay sell sticks? I’m not lus to go to a shopping centre to find a clicks
ok I’ll go look there just now when I go get lunch
Faulty : I want the pic mms'ed to me hey pos or neg I going to invert it
Jaggi : oh the tension is killing me!! (rofl)
BETTY BOOB : guys don't even joke lol
Faulty : its killing me too I can’t believe I haven’t had a nervous breakdown yet
BETTY BOOB : I don't know how I’ll feel you making me stress man
Faulty : u will feel like me- still trying to get used to the idea
Jaggi : well once you know...you just deal with it...
BETTY BOOB : well my one boob is still sore, but no AF symptoms i.e. sore tummy
Faulty : but at least u not alone there are PLENTY chicks out there that are preg
Jaggi : lol is anyone ever READY?
Faulty : it’s going to look like me cause I smsed u and told u to put ur legs in the air
DENIAL..........
BETTY BOOB : realistically speaking, it's not really possible though. unless I ovulated when we were in JHB lol, which would have been like 2 weeks later than what it should have been
oh god then I have to quit (smoking)
EVEN LATER.........
Faulty : any testing done yet
BOOB : just got back! got my stick, it's the maybe baby one
what do I do? or must I now read the instruction?
Faulty : piss on it -I’m visioning two lines
BETTY BOOB : it's NEGATIVE (rofl)
Faulty : nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it’s wrong
BETTY BOOB : only one stripe I’ll take a pic with my camera quick
Faulty : noooooooooo this is very wrong seriously it’s a false negative
BETTY BOOB : OMF there is a VERY faint second line
Faulty : are u serious send a pic through
BETTY BOOB : I’m shaking
Faulty : I knew u were pregnant go get some folic acid
BETTY BOOB : please tell me I’m imagining it, sending pic....... can you see it????
Faulty : (dance)YES u going to be a mommy again
BETTY BOOB : are you serious? do you see it?
Faulty : loud and clear
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go have my last smoke
Faulty : u will be ok its going to be a girl
Vlam : I SEE A LINE.... phone C
BETTY BOOB : OMG I just looked at it again and it's still there :O and I burnt my lip with my smoke coz I’m shaking
Vlam : you better go for bloods
BETTY BOOB : well if I am, then I can only be like 2 weeks lol maybe 3 pushing it
WHERE IS TIPSY TART -YOU BITCHES JINXED ME
Faulty it's your fault you made me buy a test ;(
Faulty : u the one who listened and put ur legs in the air
BETTY BOOB : YOH I don't know if I should laugh or cry,i must go for bloods tomorrow maybe it's not even really positive
Vlam : nah my dear I saw that line immediately....
Jaggi : (party) OMF!!!! It’s definitely positive!!!!!
Vlam : thank fuck j is a sports model u chicks are contagious
Faulty : right next is JAGGI
Jaggi : no fucking way people!!! leave me out of it
Tipsy Tart : OMF I see a line-Faulty do that negative thingy to the pic
Jaggi : there is definitely a line hey tt!
Vlam : lol we all see the line tt
Tipsy Tart : OMG I’m shocked
Vlam : tt I’m sitting here in total disbelieve
BETTY BOOB : don't laugh I want to cry man lol
Tipsy Tart : WTF - what u expect if u have 'sort of' safe sex dude 3 of us pregnant
Betty Boob I am happy that u are going to be fat, but it ends there
Vlam : When you going to phone C? give him the stick and tell him look what u did
BETTY BOOB : no I can't, he'll come here and then my whole office will know
last time I threw the stick at him. wonder how I’ll do it this time round, where is Ditsy? she is going to DIE
Tipsy Tart : I’m going to sms her
Jaggi : she is going to say I TOLD YOU SO!!!!
BETTY BOOB : I have period pains again, I’m not going to get happy until I’m definitely pregnant
Tipsy Tart : its not period pains :) its stretching pains REMEMBER that what u told me BOOOOHAAAAAA -Why are we all pregnant at the same time its weird
it :*
Tipsy Tart : Betty Boob what time u going for bloods, I’m not in tomorrow
BETTY BOOB : oh I don't know, later in the day. I’ll sms you and don't laugh regardless of result lol
Tipsy Tart : I must laugh coz u was happy for my downfall boohaaaaaaaaaa
oooh I hope ur child is a gemini like me
BETTY BOOB : oh dear no...........
Xxx THE END xxX
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Shagging - this is how it began
28 September 2009
Tipsy Tart : oh i wanted to tell u ppl im horny like 24/7 I need help
Jaggi : :D(clap) you go girl!
BETTY BOOB : so then shag
Ditsy : oooooo tt count urself luck babe
Jaggi : at least you cant get preggies so GO FOR IT
Tipsy Tart : I shagged P twice yesterday i think he will stay downstairs for a long time tonight
I smsd P 'im starving' shouldve mentioned: for food, now myabe he wotn come home :^)
BETTY BOOB : we had great drunken sex i was so tired yesterday
Tipsy Tart : oh well done
Jaggi : those are the best
BETTY BOOB : i'm still tired, actually
Tipsy Tart : are u pregnant
BETTY BOOB : nope,my boobs are sore though, but i think that's from all the dancing, coz i wasn't wearing a bra
Tipsy Tart : oh i wanted to tell u ppl im horny like 24/7 I need help
Jaggi : :D(clap) you go girl!
BETTY BOOB : so then shag
Ditsy : oooooo tt count urself luck babe
Jaggi : at least you cant get preggies so GO FOR IT
Tipsy Tart : I shagged P twice yesterday i think he will stay downstairs for a long time tonight
I smsd P 'im starving' shouldve mentioned: for food, now myabe he wotn come home :^)
BETTY BOOB : we had great drunken sex i was so tired yesterday
Tipsy Tart : oh well done
Jaggi : those are the best
BETTY BOOB : i'm still tired, actually
Tipsy Tart : are u pregnant
BETTY BOOB : nope,my boobs are sore though, but i think that's from all the dancing, coz i wasn't wearing a bra
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Vet Koek
TIPSY TART: i have ONE question
BETTY BOOB: yes
TIPSY TART: and its what u ppl class as inappropriate
BETTY BOOB: ok lol
BETTY BOOB: something to do with your COOK
BETTY BOOB: lol
TIPSY TART: does your vagina get bigger coz i swear its like 4 times bigger
BETTY BOOB: (rofl)
TIPSY TART: bwah yes Betty Boob lol
BETTY BOOB: bwahahaha i knew it lol
Faulty: pmsl
BETTY BOOB: well it does "swell" up a bit mos, coz of all the extra blood flow
TIPSY TART: and the foxie bonnet part has a fat roll
BETTY BOOB: bwahahaahahaha
TIPSY TART: oh ok makes sense
BETTY BOOB: bt shoo, i don't recall mine getting fat early in pregnancy, just at the end it was swollen
Faulty: omg u ppl are really strange
TIPSY TART: no its HUGE
Faulty: tt mine is fat
BETTY BOOB: mmmmmmmm
TIPSY TART: yes like fat and bigger
Faulty: no stress, its just cause its not the first kid
BETTY BOOB: so jy het nou a VET KOEK pmsl
Faulty: pmsl
TIPSY TART: now i wonder, ppl that give normal birth - what do their cooks look like fuckit
Betty Boob: TT did your boobs go big with your first pregnancy?
TIPSY TART: um yes Betty Boob
TIPSY TART: u saw that one pic on FB
Faulty: so tt weigh ur boobs tonight k
BETTY BOOB: like a huge bladdy fat vrot guava
TIPSY TART: i squeezed the one and see through stuff came out hahaha
TIPSY TART: i can do magic with my boobs
BETTY BOOB: wahahahaha
TIPSY TART: water bottles
TIPSY TART: dont u ever squeeze ur boobs?
Betty Boob: NO
TIPSY TART: wahahaha why not
BETTY BOOB: well, why would i want to?
makes no sense lol
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
What kind of NUT will you be?
Faulty says: i wanna be a peacanut cause the name sounds cute and i am cute
Betty boob says: wahahahaha
Boss lady says: I will be a walnut
Betty boob says: wahahaha
Faulty says: Betty boob darling
Betty boob says: i'll be a cashew
Ditsy says: I'll just be the peanut
Pregancy symptoms lesson 1 -farting
Faulty says: i need food im hungry tt u picked up weight yet my tummy is wobbly
Tipsy Tart says: YES,but its all the gas,my stomache is swolen i have ALOT of gas
Faulty says: bet u farting alot
Tipsy Tart says: and i have those luv handles again i farted DH warm in bed last nite lol he was cross
Faulty says: i feel like my tummy is hanging over my jeans, DH jumps up in fright every time i fart
The mafia and other drunken escapades
BETTY BOOB says: did i tell you about falling when we were in Knysna now recently at the oyster fest? fuck it was funny
Tart says: no pls do tell
BETTY BOOB says: we were partying with the guys from parlotones at that skanky jol in knysna. so they have these ottoman things in their private bar upstairs. well i fell over ones of those, and spilt my RUM and coke (why the fuck i was drinking that is a mystery) all over DH and Khan (the lead singer) and then they had to help me up coz i was laughing so much i was so embarrassed the next day OMG
Tipsy Tart says: OMG hahaha
Faulty says: pmsl
Tipsy Tart says: I couldnt stop laughing coz I can totally see u doing that lol
BETTY BOOB says: it was kak funny
Tipsy Tart says: well I had a friend who pukes on brayton (SP) paulse shoes once
BETTY BOOB says: OMG wahahahahaha
BETTY BOOB says: oh and Graham Smith was upstairs with us too, he's such a loser
NO personality
Tipsy Tart says: HE doesnt look like he has one
BETTY BOOB says: he's really droog hey and the chicks were all over him GROSS
he has a huge shnozz
Tipsy Tart says: So is that Breyton guy he thinks he is the shit
BETTY BOOB says: they think they so hot OMG it's pathetic
Tipsy Tart says: I could actually see the crowd directly over his head
short shit
BETTY BOOB says: that's so funny
Tipsy Tart says: he barely made it over the bar counter
BETTY BOOB says: (rofl) wahahahaha that's kak funny
Tipsy Tart says: I personally enjoy completley disregarding celebrities to piss em off
altho once I nearly got into trouble with the mafia lol but thats another story for another drink lol
Ditsy says: what tt?
BETTY BOOB says: tell me the mafia story!
Tipsy Tart says: did i ever tell u about the time when I lost my friend good times
BETTY BOOB says: no TT tell us
Tipsy Tart says: well the mafia one is quite cool coz when Im drunk i get rude
we booked VIP and cudeta and we had champagne and snacks etc with a red rope so other ppl cant come in, so im drinking and being merry and this dudes with suites on just kind of walk in and make themselves comfy and im like looking at them like this :^)
BETTY BOOB says: you sound so bad ass, i can picture it
Tipsy Tart says: and then i get an attitude and im like: wtf - Ive paid for this place, this is a private party blah blah blah and u can just imagine it, real classy hanging slightly to the left (the side thats holding the glass ofcourse) and the one dude gets up and walks out and comes back in and sits
and Im screaming: I cant fucking believe this: are u fucking deaf and dumb? so the manager calls me and asks me to pls not cause a scene but they are mafia and they cant do anything unfortunaltey, they come in often
: anyway I ignored them for the rest of the night - but kept giving them dirty looks
BETTY BOOB says: OMG TT wahahahahahaha jirre they could have killed you lol
Tipsy Tart says: I COmpletely forgot about it, only told P next day, he wasnt impressed with me
fuck man its expensive, they dont fucking shit ice cream man
BETTY BOOB says: ha ha ha ja that's true hey, but they like ****, they feel that they are ENTITLED to whatever they want
Tipsy Tart says: ditto
BETTY BOOB says: tell the story of when you lost your friend
Tipsy Tart says: Meliza Boobs (thin one with big boobs) real lady, doesnt drink etc
Im actually the only one that gets motherless to be honest,so I take her out for her bday
we having a moerse jol (I think her brother was with) and I was telling the DJ its her bday, all the barmen,we were standing on the stage anouncing to the whole club - u know, super excited
DJ kept giving us tequila out of a glass, the last time i remember seeing her was when we were lesbo vrying on the stage lol
BETTY BOOB says: OMG wahkahahahahahahahaha
Tipsy Tart says: so me and Natalie were dancing and at about 3am they close the bar so we decided fuck that lets go : and we couldnt find Betty Boobiza
she was pooooooooof gone
Tipsy Tart says: asked her brother, nope, so we start a search hahaha
found her asleep half under the bar lol
BETTY BOOB says: lekker dronk
Tipsy Tart says: recognised her bleach blonde hair thank GOD
BETTY BOOB says: wahahaha thats so funny
Tipsy Tart says: so we wanna carry her out and she keeps asking for her handbag
Tipsy Tart says: WTF,where? eventually found it behind the DJ box
funny ending to that story
Tipsy Tart says: we take her home with us, me, her and P in the bed, I sleep way under the Duvet, all she remembers is waking up and looking into P face, she jumped up and ran screaming out fo the room
BETTY BOOB says: probably thought OMF i shagged TT's boyfriend she gonna kill me lol
Ditsy says: makes me feel better about my nights out lately
Tipsy Tart says: yes
BETTY BOOB says: YOH that's funny ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: all we could hear were her bangles jingling as she ran lol
Tart says: no pls do tell
BETTY BOOB says: we were partying with the guys from parlotones at that skanky jol in knysna. so they have these ottoman things in their private bar upstairs. well i fell over ones of those, and spilt my RUM and coke (why the fuck i was drinking that is a mystery) all over DH and Khan (the lead singer) and then they had to help me up coz i was laughing so much i was so embarrassed the next day OMG
Tipsy Tart says: OMG hahaha
Faulty says: pmsl
Tipsy Tart says: I couldnt stop laughing coz I can totally see u doing that lol
BETTY BOOB says: it was kak funny
Tipsy Tart says: well I had a friend who pukes on brayton (SP) paulse shoes once
BETTY BOOB says: OMG wahahahahaha
BETTY BOOB says: oh and Graham Smith was upstairs with us too, he's such a loser
NO personality
Tipsy Tart says: HE doesnt look like he has one
BETTY BOOB says: he's really droog hey and the chicks were all over him GROSS
he has a huge shnozz
Tipsy Tart says: So is that Breyton guy he thinks he is the shit
BETTY BOOB says: they think they so hot OMG it's pathetic
Tipsy Tart says: I could actually see the crowd directly over his head
short shit
BETTY BOOB says: that's so funny
Tipsy Tart says: he barely made it over the bar counter
BETTY BOOB says: (rofl) wahahahaha that's kak funny
Tipsy Tart says: I personally enjoy completley disregarding celebrities to piss em off
altho once I nearly got into trouble with the mafia lol but thats another story for another drink lol
Ditsy says: what tt?
BETTY BOOB says: tell me the mafia story!
Tipsy Tart says: did i ever tell u about the time when I lost my friend good times
BETTY BOOB says: no TT tell us
Tipsy Tart says: well the mafia one is quite cool coz when Im drunk i get rude
we booked VIP and cudeta and we had champagne and snacks etc with a red rope so other ppl cant come in, so im drinking and being merry and this dudes with suites on just kind of walk in and make themselves comfy and im like looking at them like this :^)
BETTY BOOB says: you sound so bad ass, i can picture it
Tipsy Tart says: and then i get an attitude and im like: wtf - Ive paid for this place, this is a private party blah blah blah and u can just imagine it, real classy hanging slightly to the left (the side thats holding the glass ofcourse) and the one dude gets up and walks out and comes back in and sits
and Im screaming: I cant fucking believe this: are u fucking deaf and dumb? so the manager calls me and asks me to pls not cause a scene but they are mafia and they cant do anything unfortunaltey, they come in often
: anyway I ignored them for the rest of the night - but kept giving them dirty looks
BETTY BOOB says: OMG TT wahahahahahaha jirre they could have killed you lol
Tipsy Tart says: I COmpletely forgot about it, only told P next day, he wasnt impressed with me
fuck man its expensive, they dont fucking shit ice cream man
BETTY BOOB says: ha ha ha ja that's true hey, but they like ****, they feel that they are ENTITLED to whatever they want
Tipsy Tart says: ditto
BETTY BOOB says: tell the story of when you lost your friend
Tipsy Tart says: Meliza Boobs (thin one with big boobs) real lady, doesnt drink etc
Im actually the only one that gets motherless to be honest,so I take her out for her bday
we having a moerse jol (I think her brother was with) and I was telling the DJ its her bday, all the barmen,we were standing on the stage anouncing to the whole club - u know, super excited
DJ kept giving us tequila out of a glass, the last time i remember seeing her was when we were lesbo vrying on the stage lol
BETTY BOOB says: OMG wahkahahahahahahahaha
Tipsy Tart says: so me and Natalie were dancing and at about 3am they close the bar so we decided fuck that lets go : and we couldnt find Betty Boobiza
she was pooooooooof gone
Tipsy Tart says: asked her brother, nope, so we start a search hahaha
found her asleep half under the bar lol
BETTY BOOB says: lekker dronk
Tipsy Tart says: recognised her bleach blonde hair thank GOD
BETTY BOOB says: wahahaha thats so funny
Tipsy Tart says: so we wanna carry her out and she keeps asking for her handbag
Tipsy Tart says: WTF,where? eventually found it behind the DJ box
funny ending to that story
Tipsy Tart says: we take her home with us, me, her and P in the bed, I sleep way under the Duvet, all she remembers is waking up and looking into P face, she jumped up and ran screaming out fo the room
BETTY BOOB says: probably thought OMF i shagged TT's boyfriend she gonna kill me lol
Ditsy says: makes me feel better about my nights out lately
Tipsy Tart says: yes
BETTY BOOB says: YOH that's funny ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: all we could hear were her bangles jingling as she ran lol
Good old days.......
Tipsy Tart says: I must bring my cd form home, show u girls how hot i was before L
and then DIRECTLY after L,u will die of shock - I cant carry children
Faulty says: tt u still hot man
Boss lady: at one stage I used to have a 6 pack, DH really misses that. he is forever telling me to gym and I don;t gym, the six pack was just there, and then I got pregs and then it was gone
with my enthusiasm to do something bout it
Tipsy Tart says: why does BB wanna c baby picture of L, does she wanna make fun of my child?
Faulty says: ok i wasnt i was still just as lazy
Tipsy Tart: ditto I didnt gym either, altho we were more active, walking etc
i dont walk anywhere anymore
Boss lady says: no I actually sat way more on my ass than now
Tipsy Tart says: nah we used to do stuff atleast
Boss lady says: I use to drink maybe that was the key, I danced myself a six pack
makes sense
Tipsy Tart says: lol yeah well we used to club alot, enough I never used to drink at all
only drank when me and P split
Boss lady says: I use to drink whiskey and water or vodka and soda water and lime and red wine
Tipsy Tart says: and then when L turned 2 i started drinking red wine
I would have like 1 vodka and lemonade, apparently Im more fun when I drink
go figure
Faulty says: dont worry i am also more fun when i drink
Boss lady says: nah faulty, u fun either way
Faulty says: now days im fun when i have energy to say more than two words
Tipsy Tart says: some ppl have the talent of becoming really annoying when they are drunk
Betty Boob says: i have been drinking for years, i am a fun drunk
Boss lady says: I really don't know how I get cuz I can never remember
Tipsy Tart says: yeah me too, well when I dont throw up or fall over
BETTY BOOB says: oh i also fall, but that's irrelevant
i remember up until a specific point,i never remember arriving back home
Faulty says: i cant remember names
BETTY BOOB says: i just wake up the next day
i've never been slutty, well not that i can remember, again, maybe what i thought was sexy, was in fact slutty
Tipsy Tart says: P says one night at a club when I was 18 he was watching me and I vryed two guys same night lol
FUck great story
me and P were sortof seeing eachother, we were both 18, so there's like always certain places that become popular and everyone who is anyone will be there on a saturday night
and me and my GF's were there and my friend saw P vrying another girl and she punched him in the face
classic
P has a 'hit me' face
BETTY BOOB says: OMG whaahahahahaha
Faulty says: pmsl
and then DIRECTLY after L,u will die of shock - I cant carry children
Faulty says: tt u still hot man
Boss lady: at one stage I used to have a 6 pack, DH really misses that. he is forever telling me to gym and I don;t gym, the six pack was just there, and then I got pregs and then it was gone
with my enthusiasm to do something bout it
Tipsy Tart says: why does BB wanna c baby picture of L, does she wanna make fun of my child?
Faulty says: ok i wasnt i was still just as lazy
Tipsy Tart: ditto I didnt gym either, altho we were more active, walking etc
i dont walk anywhere anymore
Boss lady says: no I actually sat way more on my ass than now
Tipsy Tart says: nah we used to do stuff atleast
Boss lady says: I use to drink maybe that was the key, I danced myself a six pack
makes sense
Tipsy Tart says: lol yeah well we used to club alot, enough I never used to drink at all
only drank when me and P split
Boss lady says: I use to drink whiskey and water or vodka and soda water and lime and red wine
Tipsy Tart says: and then when L turned 2 i started drinking red wine
I would have like 1 vodka and lemonade, apparently Im more fun when I drink
go figure
Faulty says: dont worry i am also more fun when i drink
Boss lady says: nah faulty, u fun either way
Faulty says: now days im fun when i have energy to say more than two words
Tipsy Tart says: some ppl have the talent of becoming really annoying when they are drunk
Betty Boob says: i have been drinking for years, i am a fun drunk
Boss lady says: I really don't know how I get cuz I can never remember
Tipsy Tart says: yeah me too, well when I dont throw up or fall over
BETTY BOOB says: oh i also fall, but that's irrelevant
i remember up until a specific point,i never remember arriving back home
Faulty says: i cant remember names
BETTY BOOB says: i just wake up the next day
i've never been slutty, well not that i can remember, again, maybe what i thought was sexy, was in fact slutty
Tipsy Tart says: P says one night at a club when I was 18 he was watching me and I vryed two guys same night lol
FUck great story
me and P were sortof seeing eachother, we were both 18, so there's like always certain places that become popular and everyone who is anyone will be there on a saturday night
and me and my GF's were there and my friend saw P vrying another girl and she punched him in the face
classic
P has a 'hit me' face
BETTY BOOB says: OMG whaahahahahaha
Faulty says: pmsl
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)