Vlam: ag, i'm so glad u back.. my day somme seems better.... shit i've been for 2 sessions on the sunbed, my boobs are freaking red..... new bulbs... ouchie.... got today and friday then only next week again. have to have bit of colour before my sis's wedding
Tipsy Tart: but u are a red head how the fuck do u tan babe? and the frekkles? haha
Kamasutra: hallooo girls
Tipsy Tart: i have to see this - post me a pic! hey kamasutra ;)
Kamasutra: what you girls skindering about???
Vlam: forget it!!!! bout my red boobies... got burnt on the sunbed.. lol
Kamasutra: V you must put sunblock on your nipples,girl!!!!
Vlam: no frekkies not that bad babe. oh but not my nipples that are burnt the soft white flesh between my boobs....
Kamasutra: o ok....
Vlam: i've got very light skin also think thats why sunbed made me bit red...: more pink actually
Kamasutra: I wanna go for a brazillian wax,any of you been? I have tried all the beauty
therapists in George,but none of them do it
Vlam: nee fok, eina..... jy's braaf ek skeer eerder
Kamasutra: leke plaas dorpie die
Vlam: See TT, now thats the bundus not us... hahahahah
Tipsy Tart: no Vlam u dont understand - they atleast have a freaking airport haha
Vlam: hey so do we cow....
Tipsy Tart: ja one flight PER DAY from joburg ONLY whoop whoop
Vlam: u suck man.... we have plenty flights.....
Friday, February 13, 2009
MEN!!! Tisk Tisk
Ditsy: JOH JOH i'm finding some sexy tatoos here
Tipsy Tart: like what? are u still getting a butterfly
Ditsy: i’ll send you a pic, but now R says he doesn't want his porcelain dolly getting one
Tipsy Tart: which one u like most? i cant decide
Ditsy: i donno, but looks like R isn't going to let me get one - he says its not me
Tipsy Tart: let you? whats that? P knows better than to tell me - mind u, he does try ;)
Ditsy: lol - ok, good thing you already married babe. Was P also very romantic in the beginning of your relationship, and then it got to no romance??
Tipsy Tart: yes!!!! i dont even get prezzies
Ditsy: yeah, mines driving me mad- he keeps saying what do i want as a prezzie, the more i tell him to surprise me, the more he says he doesn't know what to get me. i think i should just buy my OWN prezzies from now on
Tipsy Tart: they dont get it that its the thought that counts - last minute makes me feel so unthought of and neglected
Ditsy: DITTO!!!: its like he DID forget its my bday
Tipsy Tart: exactly
Ditsy: oi! and then he ends it off with:: we'll order some pizza or something - k
Tipsy Tart: what -oh my goooooooooooooooood
Ditsy: how exhilarating, so for anniversary it was a flop, and now this too - we EVER win
Tipsy Tart: nope i dont think so hey
Ditsy: maybe i'm just spoilt, but its his fault - he spoilt me in the beginning............. boat cruises.......sunset drinks
Tipsy Tart: then he got u pregnant ;)
Ditsy: yeah - TWICE!
Tipsy Tart: like what? are u still getting a butterfly
Ditsy: i’ll send you a pic, but now R says he doesn't want his porcelain dolly getting one
Tipsy Tart: which one u like most? i cant decide
Ditsy: i donno, but looks like R isn't going to let me get one - he says its not me
Tipsy Tart: let you? whats that? P knows better than to tell me - mind u, he does try ;)
Ditsy: lol - ok, good thing you already married babe. Was P also very romantic in the beginning of your relationship, and then it got to no romance??
Tipsy Tart: yes!!!! i dont even get prezzies
Ditsy: yeah, mines driving me mad- he keeps saying what do i want as a prezzie, the more i tell him to surprise me, the more he says he doesn't know what to get me. i think i should just buy my OWN prezzies from now on
Tipsy Tart: they dont get it that its the thought that counts - last minute makes me feel so unthought of and neglected
Ditsy: DITTO!!!: its like he DID forget its my bday
Tipsy Tart: exactly
Ditsy: oi! and then he ends it off with:: we'll order some pizza or something - k
Tipsy Tart: what -oh my goooooooooooooooood
Ditsy: how exhilarating, so for anniversary it was a flop, and now this too - we EVER win
Tipsy Tart: nope i dont think so hey
Ditsy: maybe i'm just spoilt, but its his fault - he spoilt me in the beginning............. boat cruises.......sunset drinks
Tipsy Tart: then he got u pregnant ;)
Ditsy: yeah - TWICE!
Multiples O's........
Vlam: ... u girls never had multiple o's???
Jaggi: NO!!! (blush) explain
Vlam: its one orgasm and like 2-3 min later another one... its the best thing ever...
Betty Boob: no i haven't
Tipsy Tart: why would u continue after you already O'd? i just say "ok get off' then i go to loo and then sleep
Vlam: ok, TT that vibro thingy did u guys use it
Tipsy Tart: no we didnt Vlam
Betty Boob: ha ha ha HB
Vlam: TT NO MAN!!!! when u gonna use it.. that gives multiple o's but that one u got is one u get with the lube...
Kamasutra: I have multiple O's but after another,we don't just have sex once,we have sex then cuddle a bit and kiss and then have sex again
Tipsy Tart: ag no Kamasutra why?: i just wanna slee,he musnt even look at me - i'll smack him
Kamasutra: haha I don't know why,cause I like it that way
Vlam: i promise u once u've had a multiple o.... u want it over and over again..
Jaggi: no we do it, both O then its over. Then back at it next day again
Friday, January 30, 2009
Drink yourself a personality
Ditsy says: hello
Jaggie says: (wave)sorry...looks like you are all alone out here
Ditsy says: seems so hey its bad enough that i talk to myself hey
Jaggie says: Talking to yourself is fine...its when u start boring yourself that it gets a bit much
Ditsy says: YOU TELLING ME!! i'm at that point today babe its frightening
Jaggie says: (rofl)gees and you cant even have a drink or 2 to give yourself more personality!
Ditsy says: bwaha, lucky for me, i already got loads of that hey
Jaggie says: not when you bore yourself when u talk to yourself i meant...
Tipsy Tart says: *digging in nose* huh?
Ditsy says: *waddles off to get a cookie*
Vlam: hey Debs, u freaking fast hey.... don't even give me a chance to finish.... lol
Ditsy says: she quick hey think she's bored? or just one of them super women ppl
Vlam says: ja dammit speedy gonzales se gat lol
Jaggie says: yes she is....says she to herself (whats the point of being a gemini if u cant be a
schitzo) some times u r a gem...and sometimes a naai
Jaggie says: (wave)sorry...looks like you are all alone out here
Ditsy says: seems so hey its bad enough that i talk to myself hey
Jaggie says: Talking to yourself is fine...its when u start boring yourself that it gets a bit much
Ditsy says: YOU TELLING ME!! i'm at that point today babe its frightening
Jaggie says: (rofl)gees and you cant even have a drink or 2 to give yourself more personality!
Ditsy says: bwaha, lucky for me, i already got loads of that hey
Jaggie says: not when you bore yourself when u talk to yourself i meant...
Tipsy Tart says: *digging in nose* huh?
Ditsy says: *waddles off to get a cookie*
Vlam: hey Debs, u freaking fast hey.... don't even give me a chance to finish.... lol
Ditsy says: she quick hey think she's bored? or just one of them super women ppl
Vlam says: ja dammit speedy gonzales se gat lol
Jaggie says: yes she is....says she to herself (whats the point of being a gemini if u cant be a
schitzo) some times u r a gem...and sometimes a naai
Boobies and Milk
Ditsy: i got nice boobies wanna see
Faulty: yea
Jaggi: oh yes!!!
Faulty: i gott droopy boobs
Ditsy says: i got pregnancy boobies now
Faulty: can use them as an ad for boob jobs or somthing
Ditsy: BEEG ones
Jaggi: mine too! they look at my toes
Ditsy: hahahaha
Jaggi: My boobs stayed the same
Ditsy: rolling on the floor : mine got HUGE with Chey
Jaggi: GET UP YOUNG LADY! You must knock your bump -: DH must've loved that!
Ditsy: ooo he did o Gooness that reminds me
Faulty: im greatfull that mine are long though -K tries to touch them and he touches my chest and he normally too tiered to look for them
Ditsy: the one morning, while i was BF R decides he wants nookie so we at it and next thing i know, i got streams of milk pouring out
Faulty: i shot keith with my milk
Jaggi: I was a bad cow :( so DHgot his boobies back very soon
Faulty: i used to come out the shower and it was sparyain out with full force so i make shotgun sounds and shot him with milk
Jaggi: :Oyoh lucky u!!!
Ditsy: lol Debs, i had so much milk
Faulty: yea
Jaggi: oh yes!!!
Faulty: i gott droopy boobs
Ditsy says: i got pregnancy boobies now
Faulty: can use them as an ad for boob jobs or somthing
Ditsy: BEEG ones
Jaggi: mine too! they look at my toes
Ditsy: hahahaha
Jaggi: My boobs stayed the same
Ditsy: rolling on the floor : mine got HUGE with Chey
Jaggi: GET UP YOUNG LADY! You must knock your bump -: DH must've loved that!
Ditsy: ooo he did o Gooness that reminds me
Faulty: im greatfull that mine are long though -K tries to touch them and he touches my chest and he normally too tiered to look for them
Ditsy: the one morning, while i was BF R decides he wants nookie so we at it and next thing i know, i got streams of milk pouring out
Faulty: i shot keith with my milk
Jaggi: I was a bad cow :( so DHgot his boobies back very soon
Faulty: i used to come out the shower and it was sparyain out with full force so i make shotgun sounds and shot him with milk
Jaggi: :Oyoh lucky u!!!
Ditsy: lol Debs, i had so much milk
To drink or not to drink.... that is the question
Jaggie says: And you guys STILL going to stick to your guns? No drinking?
EEEEEEEEEK!
Tipsy Tartsays: i dont know, i will c
DH says i can but i dont think its fair lol
Jaggie says: Well good on you both!!!! I will have to get pregnant before I can (wasntme)
Boss Lady says: drink like us - in moderation as soon as u feel tipsy switch to water
Tipsy Tartsays: what? never? haha
yeah i drink in moderation and every now and again i let my hiar down esp on girls nights
Jaggie says: oh no...by that time my brain switches off...and wont think of drinking water
Tipsy Tart says: DH on the other hand ALWAYS gets drunk so he has decided its easier to stop then to pace himself
i wouldnt drink water either, kind of doesnt make sense to drink then in the first place lol
Jaggie says: I suppose everything in moderation!
Tipsy Tart says: than not then
Boss Lady says: I just don;t like being completly drunk out of my mind and feeling like shit the next day
Tipsy Tart says: me either Boss lady
Jaggie says: (puke) i agree!!! Esp with a kid...
Boss Lady says: and we drink vodka most of the time so the people think we r still drinking and nobody feeds us more drinks lol
Tipsy Tart says: i also drink vodka
Jaggie says: Wine makes me shitfaced...so now I stick to whisky and water (esp after fri night!)
Boss Lady says: lol or we just have coke
Jaggie says: Clever ;)
Tipsy Tartsays: ditto Jaggie, im off the wine, makes me fucked outta my mind
i enjoy getting to that level where everything is fun, but u still look ok and know whats wrong and right lol
Jaggie says: YES EXACTLY!!! I now know to stop and go to bed when i start karoaking to guns n roses! Then I know i am past my sell by date
Boss Lady says: wahahaha
Tipsy Tart says: lol nah thats when the fun starts, when i try and pole dance then i know im a goner
Jaggie says: (rofl)
Faulty says: i have to admit
Tipsy Tart says: or when i start ordering drinks for the strangers standing next to me at the bar
Faulty says: i dont know when to stop
Jaggie says: wahahaha what a waste!!
Tipsy Tart says: we not saying we stop, we just saying this is what happens lol
Jaggie says: Lol Faulty!!!
Faulty says: lol i stop when i passed out with my croakmaster
Tipsy Tart says: hahahahaha
Jaggie says: wahahaha! (d)
EEEEEEEEEK!
Tipsy Tartsays: i dont know, i will c
DH says i can but i dont think its fair lol
Jaggie says: Well good on you both!!!! I will have to get pregnant before I can (wasntme)
Boss Lady says: drink like us - in moderation as soon as u feel tipsy switch to water
Tipsy Tartsays: what? never? haha
yeah i drink in moderation and every now and again i let my hiar down esp on girls nights
Jaggie says: oh no...by that time my brain switches off...and wont think of drinking water
Tipsy Tart says: DH on the other hand ALWAYS gets drunk so he has decided its easier to stop then to pace himself
i wouldnt drink water either, kind of doesnt make sense to drink then in the first place lol
Jaggie says: I suppose everything in moderation!
Tipsy Tart says: than not then
Boss Lady says: I just don;t like being completly drunk out of my mind and feeling like shit the next day
Tipsy Tart says: me either Boss lady
Jaggie says: (puke) i agree!!! Esp with a kid...
Boss Lady says: and we drink vodka most of the time so the people think we r still drinking and nobody feeds us more drinks lol
Tipsy Tart says: i also drink vodka
Jaggie says: Wine makes me shitfaced...so now I stick to whisky and water (esp after fri night!)
Boss Lady says: lol or we just have coke
Jaggie says: Clever ;)
Tipsy Tartsays: ditto Jaggie, im off the wine, makes me fucked outta my mind
i enjoy getting to that level where everything is fun, but u still look ok and know whats wrong and right lol
Jaggie says: YES EXACTLY!!! I now know to stop and go to bed when i start karoaking to guns n roses! Then I know i am past my sell by date
Boss Lady says: wahahaha
Tipsy Tart says: lol nah thats when the fun starts, when i try and pole dance then i know im a goner
Jaggie says: (rofl)
Faulty says: i have to admit
Tipsy Tart says: or when i start ordering drinks for the strangers standing next to me at the bar
Faulty says: i dont know when to stop
Jaggie says: wahahaha what a waste!!
Tipsy Tart says: we not saying we stop, we just saying this is what happens lol
Jaggie says: Lol Faulty!!!
Faulty says: lol i stop when i passed out with my croakmaster
Tipsy Tart says: hahahahaha
Jaggie says: wahahaha! (d)
"Mommy's gone wild" come in all shapes and sizes
Tipsy Tart says: hey Boss lady - u feeling better?u need to eat more man, u freaking skinny, it should be illegal to be so skinny, u make us all look fat
Vlam says: lol
Faulty says: im like a heffalump against Boss lady
Jaggie says: Well said Hunnibunni!
Bettyboob says: bwahaha
Jaggie says: (rofl)i am like a heffalump ANYWAY
Faulty says: (rofl)
Tipsy Tart says: i look like a giraffe, thin neck and big bum lo
Bettyboob says: bwahaha
Jaggie says: Atleast I am in shape....round IS A SHAPE (rofl)
Bettyboob says: bwahaha so true i like your positive outlook on life
Faulty says: ha ha ha Jaggi, thas funny
im also round
Jaggie says: well i know my 6pack is here...its just hiding beneath my PAPSAK!
Faulty says: BWAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jaggie says: whatever Faulty!!!
Faulty says: but its true -although i think i am more oval
Vlam says: lol
Faulty says: im like a heffalump against Boss lady
Jaggie says: Well said Hunnibunni!
Bettyboob says: bwahaha
Jaggie says: (rofl)i am like a heffalump ANYWAY
Faulty says: (rofl)
Tipsy Tart says: i look like a giraffe, thin neck and big bum lo
Bettyboob says: bwahaha
Jaggie says: Atleast I am in shape....round IS A SHAPE (rofl)
Bettyboob says: bwahaha so true i like your positive outlook on life
Faulty says: ha ha ha Jaggi, thas funny
im also round
Jaggie says: well i know my 6pack is here...its just hiding beneath my PAPSAK!
Faulty says: BWAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jaggie says: whatever Faulty!!!
Faulty says: but its true -although i think i am more oval
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