Alcohol + sex = Ditsy

Tipsy Tart: so Boss Lady - u miss me much?

Boss Lady: offcourse I do

Tipsy Tart: I miss u - not sex talk for a while hey

Betty Boob: ooh i got a question!!!

Vlam: tell us we tell u if its good or not...

Betty Boob: well i just wondered - has anyone's husband / boyfriend had a pee IN YOU while you shagging or is that impossible

Ditsy: DISGUSTING!!

Boss Lady: OMG

Tipsy Tart: lol

Vlam: FUCKING DISGUSTING

Boss Lady: PMSL NOOOOOOOO

Betty Boob: yes but is it possible?

Boss Lady: I have never even thought about that

Vlam: don't think its possible and don't wanna try either...

Tipsy Tart: maybe - if it happened we were most likey very drunk hahaha

Betty Boob: ha ha ha ha TT

Vlam: i can't have sex when i'm drunk all i wanna do is either puke or pass out

Betty Boob: well we were about to do the dirty sunday morning, when the man said he really needs to go pee first and then the thought struck me

Tipsy Tart: BB - DH also usually says he needs to pee first otherwise his balls pain afterwards

Ditsy: my life is so boring, all i do is carry aliens

Tipsy Tart: Your Man is trying to keep you pregnant coz APPARENTLY you and alcohol = bad idea

Betty Boob: yeah she pukes all over him

Vlam: PMSL sis Ditsy

Ditsy: yeah well, too much alcohol and the boobs come out and then a bit further and i pass out

Tipsy Tart: NO - she out drinks and out parties him - he cant keep up - oh and he whispered that she embarasses him bwah

Ditsy: and the problem IS?

Betty Boob: exactly

Tipsy Tart: dittoDitsy - im like that sober haha

Betty Boob: i'm lank embarrassing when i'm drunk - it's great

Vlam: i get loud and giggly.... oh and i smoke. (puke)

Tipsy Tart: so am i BB - out of body experience - thats my story and im sticking to it

Boss Lady: I am embarasing and I don;t even need a drink

Tipsy Tart: stick with us - we kak cool

Ditsy: i dont need no alcohol to be fun or embarrassing