Tipsy Tart: hey u bitch - i enjoy the occassional insult BUT I CANT BE RUDE TO U ive got some good insults lined up tho - but it seems too rude to post - i cant do it (blush)
'u are not urself today - i noticed the improvement immediately; bwah
wheres Betty Boob
Betty Boob: fuck off man i went for a crap
Vlam: to much info thnx Betty Boob
Ditsy: lol dont remind me, yesterday i went to the loo
Betty Boob feels 10kg lighter
Ditsy: and the bathrooms are right next to each other so i went in for my wee and someone went in next door
Vlam: did u see another guy's dick again...
Tipsy Tart is inlove with Betty Boob - she is crude and rude
Ditsy: next thing you hear: BOINK sheesh, that mustve been one hell of a crap hey!!
Vlam: PMSL.... he was playing battleships man...
Tipsy Tart: haha
Ditsy: lol
Vlam is now also needing a crap ;)
Betty Boob: hope it's a stinker!
Ditsy: sheesh, if we like this without alchohol, imagine WITH alchohol
Vlam: oh fuck... spare us that
Ditsy: i might show you my breastesses
Betty Boob: bwah ok can't wait!!
Vlam: i'll have to now start giving dh LOADS sex to convince him.. oh ja and start saving...
Betty Boob: don't allow me to swim when i'm drunk i think i'm a dolphin
Tipsy Tart: thats reminds me - i fucking sang to boere music last nite – disgusting
Ditsy: NO!! did you dance too?
Vlam: bwahaha thats how i knew she was pissed....
Tipsy Tart: i LOVE sambuca - i c u guys planning a trip to CT
Vlam: yeah baby
Tipsy Tart: we stay at my house, we closer to the clubs and pubs and we have a pool so when we wanna be mermaids only the perv next door will c hahaha
Vlam: fuck i'm gonna have to start eating only lettuce so look good next to you skinny bitches...
Tipsy Tart: bwahahaha ok now i'm gonna go eat cake and practice my mermaid moves on the floor
Ditsy: lol! shit now i gotto go to the loo
Vlam: lol take pictures...
Ditsy is blushing like mad hey
Vlam: not the loo, the mermaid practising
Tipsy Tart: haha Ditsy
ok - there must be something in the air - now i need to crap lol
Vlam: lol def in the air..
Ditsy: so have we all had our daily poop then?
Betty Boob: i'm back and i'm stuffed, prolly gonna have another pooh later
Ditsy: NO MAN, just as i took a bite out of my toast
Betty Boob: bwah hope you don't have peanut butter or something thick on it
Vlam: FFS sis
Tipsy Tart: thats nasty
u really need to get ur face fucked Betty Boob
Betty Boob: what? your grammar is shocking I don't understand what you're trying to say
Vlam: bwahahaha
Ditsy: lol – sarcasm
Tipsy Tart: shame its understandable seeing as u have the elitricy of a 5yr old
Betty Boob: literacy? is that what you are trying to say? sorry i'm too clever
i don't get what you're saying
Ditsy: bwahaha!! dingbat
Tipsy Tart: theres absolutely nothing wrong with my grammar - im shocked
Betty Boob: bwah, ok if you say so
Tipsy Tart: Vlam talks in past tense
Betty Boob: did you finish school?
Tipsy Tart: you guys are irritating
Ditsy: we KNOW babe, we KNOW that's why you LOVE us you want to KISS us
Tipsy Tart: ag fuck off man
Betty Boob: you thrive on all the attention we give you
Ditsy: where to?
Betty Boob: bwah
Tipsy Tart: wait - 'u want to looooooooove me, you want maaaaaaaaaaary me' haha i love that song
I dont mind insults - but u guys are ATTACKING me today
Betty Boob: did you take a photo of your crap by the way
Tipsy Tart: oh my fuck TMI but i couldve - fucking floater i flushed 3 times and the bathroom is next to my colleagues office so he has no doubt what i was up to haha
Betty Boob: bwahahaha how blind!
Ditsy: you girls are DISTURBED i tell ya, you corrupting my Koek mind!
'u are not urself today - i noticed the improvement immediately; bwah
wheres Betty Boob
Betty Boob: fuck off man i went for a crap
Vlam: to much info thnx Betty Boob
Ditsy: lol dont remind me, yesterday i went to the loo
Betty Boob feels 10kg lighter
Ditsy: and the bathrooms are right next to each other so i went in for my wee and someone went in next door
Vlam: did u see another guy's dick again...
Tipsy Tart is inlove with Betty Boob - she is crude and rude
Ditsy: next thing you hear: BOINK sheesh, that mustve been one hell of a crap hey!!
Vlam: PMSL.... he was playing battleships man...
Tipsy Tart: haha
Ditsy: lol
Vlam is now also needing a crap ;)
Betty Boob: hope it's a stinker!
Ditsy: sheesh, if we like this without alchohol, imagine WITH alchohol
Vlam: oh fuck... spare us that
Ditsy: i might show you my breastesses
Betty Boob: bwah ok can't wait!!
Vlam: i'll have to now start giving dh LOADS sex to convince him.. oh ja and start saving...
Betty Boob: don't allow me to swim when i'm drunk i think i'm a dolphin
Tipsy Tart: thats reminds me - i fucking sang to boere music last nite – disgusting
Ditsy: NO!! did you dance too?
Vlam: bwahaha thats how i knew she was pissed....
Tipsy Tart: i LOVE sambuca - i c u guys planning a trip to CT
Vlam: yeah baby
Tipsy Tart: we stay at my house, we closer to the clubs and pubs and we have a pool so when we wanna be mermaids only the perv next door will c hahaha
Vlam: fuck i'm gonna have to start eating only lettuce so look good next to you skinny bitches...
Tipsy Tart: bwahahaha ok now i'm gonna go eat cake and practice my mermaid moves on the floor
Ditsy: lol! shit now i gotto go to the loo
Vlam: lol take pictures...
Ditsy is blushing like mad hey
Vlam: not the loo, the mermaid practising
Tipsy Tart: haha Ditsy
ok - there must be something in the air - now i need to crap lol
Vlam: lol def in the air..
Ditsy: so have we all had our daily poop then?
Betty Boob: i'm back and i'm stuffed, prolly gonna have another pooh later
Ditsy: NO MAN, just as i took a bite out of my toast
Betty Boob: bwah hope you don't have peanut butter or something thick on it
Vlam: FFS sis
Tipsy Tart: thats nasty
u really need to get ur face fucked Betty Boob
Betty Boob: what? your grammar is shocking I don't understand what you're trying to say
Vlam: bwahahaha
Ditsy: lol – sarcasm
Tipsy Tart: shame its understandable seeing as u have the elitricy of a 5yr old
Betty Boob: literacy? is that what you are trying to say? sorry i'm too clever
i don't get what you're saying
Ditsy: bwahaha!! dingbat
Tipsy Tart: theres absolutely nothing wrong with my grammar - im shocked
Betty Boob: bwah, ok if you say so
Tipsy Tart: Vlam talks in past tense
Betty Boob: did you finish school?
Tipsy Tart: you guys are irritating
Ditsy: we KNOW babe, we KNOW that's why you LOVE us you want to KISS us
Tipsy Tart: ag fuck off man
Betty Boob: you thrive on all the attention we give you
Ditsy: where to?
Betty Boob: bwah
Tipsy Tart: wait - 'u want to looooooooove me, you want maaaaaaaaaaary me' haha i love that song
I dont mind insults - but u guys are ATTACKING me today
Betty Boob: did you take a photo of your crap by the way
Tipsy Tart: oh my fuck TMI but i couldve - fucking floater i flushed 3 times and the bathroom is next to my colleagues office so he has no doubt what i was up to haha
Betty Boob: bwahahaha how blind!
Ditsy: you girls are DISTURBED i tell ya, you corrupting my Koek mind!
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