The theory of GREEN SOCKS

Tipsy Tart says: hello, fuck me Im going through menopause

Socks says: lol dam

Tipys Tart says: Im getting far too hot man or am I hot?

Faulty says: mmmmmmmm, u are hot TT

Kamasutra says: your hot HB, Its also hot here just put the aircon on

Tipsy Tart says: NO - im getting really hot, like hot flushes

Kamasutra says: pregnant?

Tipsy Tart says: my aircon is broke and hell no

Faulty says: when u supposed to poas

Tipsy Tart: its been only a week since last AF and DH wants to bonk as soon as it goes away, its so annoying

Socks says: dammit i need an abreviation dictionary when i talk to you guys

Faulty says: lol bonk away, so u can get preg, but remember doggie and green socks

Socks says: huh?

Faulty says: she must have sex but doggie style and wear green sock cause the socks will hep he fall preg

Socks says: lol wtf?!!!!

Faulty says: im telling u

Kamasutra says: my words exactly Socks WTF never heard of the green socks before

Faulty says: she gonna wear them socks and she gonna be preg in no time, Kamasutra u too

Socks says: oooh kamasutra im not the only normal one around here

Faulty says: the green socks help with fertiility

Socks says: im never wearing green socks EVER

Kamasutra says: did you wear green socks Faulty

Faulty says: yep and i got drunk

Kamasutra says: yeah the drunk part works for me too

Faulty says: but i think i wont drink again