Boss lady says: Betty Boob what size does N wear now
BETTY BOOB says: he is on a 6 going to a 7
Boss lady says: oh ok so my child isn’t completely a giant
Tipsy Tart says: ppl pls I bought L 5 pairs of shoes for his bday and guess what by the time its winter again it'll be too small, he probably won’t even end up wearing them
BETTY BOOB says: what size is she?
Boss lady says: 5
BETTY BOOB says: that's quite big for a girl her age though hey? Do you have big feet? My niece who is 5 wears a size 6 shoe
Tipsy Tart says: big ppl size 6?
BETTY BOOB says: no man baby size 6, my sister is only a size 3 adult shoe lol
Boss lady says: I wear a 5
BETTY BOOB says: ok so you don't have monster feet
Faulty says: I’m a size 3-sometimes a size 4, just woke up
BETTY BOOB says: I’m also a 5
BETTY BOOB says: C is like a 9
Tipsy Tart says: P is a 9 but is convinced he is an 8
Boss lady says: no idea what r wears
BETTY BOOB says: I can't stand it when people buy slops a size too small and their feet hang off the back lol
Tipsy Tart says: Betty Boob that’s what P does
BETTY BOOB says: EEUW TT I can't handle that,C doesn't buy shoes without me giving the nod
Tipsy Tart says: does anybody care what size L wears or is this ageism
BETTY BOOB says: is there such a word? L is probably a size 9
Tipsy Tart says: I made it up and he is a 9
BETTY BOOB says: I can't get N foot into a size 9 gumboot - that's how fat they are
Tipsy Tart says: I bought all his new shoes size 10 but they too big but I’m worried about his toes
I think he is going to have gravel grippers
Boss lady says: whahahahah
Tipsy Tart says: B u are skinny I bet u have gravel grippers
Boss lady says: I have hangmen toes
Tipsy Tart says: the boere call it gravel grippers, for running, ah the hang mans toe
Faulty says: I got fat short toes
Tipsy Tart says: your hangman toe could’ve saved ur life in the 1600's
Boss lady says: I make perfect prints on the sand
Faulty says: are we talking bout toes?
Tart says: yes Faulty
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Follow-up – This is what happens AFTER drunken sex :) 10 October 2009
BETTY BOOB : I still don't have AF :^) my tummy and boobs sore though
Tipsy Tart : oooooooooooooooooooh
Vlam : don’t tell Faulty
Tipsy Tart : u are pregnant, imagine u are WTF
Ditsy : hahahaha Betty Boob
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go buy a stick
Ditsy : how late are u
BETTY BOOB : what day is it today?
Tipsy Tart : OMG are u? OMG wait I need to book a flight I have to be there
BETTY BOOB : my last period started on 2 September
Tipsy Tart : u are WAY overdue then
BETTY BOOB : so I’m not sure where I am lol, god I’ll die - C will be happy |-(
Tipsy Tart : OMG this is awesome, but u beta still come December
oooh I hope u have a girl
BETTY BOOB :of course I’m coming in December pfft
Ditsy : it’s WAY over 35 day’s babe
BETTY BOOB : oh is it? what day is it today?
Tipsy Tart : yes duh it’s over the 35 days cycle by a week
8th,the 2nd was 30 day cycle mark so u overdue :)
BETTY BOOB : ok well I’ll go by a stick this afternoon if no AF, I’m going to go (smoking) and think happy thoughts
Tipsy Tart : bwah 'yes we are REASONABELY safe' what does that mean lol
BETTY BOOB : if I’m pregnant, C is going for a snip. him and his fucking sperm ai
Vlam : lol
Tipsy Tart : ditto I have to agree though P needs a snip too................oh thank GOD u will be fat when I see u
Ditsy : and I can be the thin one for a change what u girls think?
Tipsy Tart : I think I will make u fat without u knowing it I know u cant resist chocolate :)
Ditsy : bitch u! was telling r u look real sexy pregnant
oh Betty Boob - u should SEE the size of her boobs!
BETTY BOOB : ai man
Tipsy Tart : what Betty Boob are u depressed coz u pregnant
Jaggi : Betty Boob (rofl) pmsl! Go pee on a stick and make Faulty happy! I will just do it by myself next year!
Ditsy : I got to go BETTY BOOB let me know about that stick!
Faulty : ooohh POAS? stick
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go buy one later this afternoon if still no AF
Faulty : are u going to POAS, are u really going to make my day
BETTY BOOB : yes I am
Faulty : only this afternoon---- you don’t know me well-- I can’t wait that long
BETTY BOOB : ja but I can't go out now, my boss not here yet so I got to wait
Faulty : what his number let me phone him and crap on him for being late
LATER.......
Jaggi : Gees 3 of my friends are preggies...and they are all a week apart!
Tipsy Tart : did Betty Boob do her POAs yet?
Jaggi : I think she is too scared (chuckle)
Tipsy Tart : me 2
BETTY BOOB : I haven't bought one yet
Jaggi : ]:)don’t let us put Faulty on you
Faulty : I see still no stick ai ai ai I want ur bosses number
BETTY BOOB : I’ll go out a bit later man
Faulty : its ridiculous that he so late its awful business ethic, does he not know that it is very important to me that u go buy a stick
BETTY BOOB : I’ll go just now, promise
Faulty : my jeans won’t close even if I lay on the bed and try close them
BETTY BOOB : well you ARE pregnant
Faulty : that is true hey
BETTY BOOB : does Pick n Pay sell sticks? I’m not lus to go to a shopping centre to find a clicks
ok I’ll go look there just now when I go get lunch
Faulty : I want the pic mms'ed to me hey pos or neg I going to invert it
Jaggi : oh the tension is killing me!! (rofl)
BETTY BOOB : guys don't even joke lol
Faulty : its killing me too I can’t believe I haven’t had a nervous breakdown yet
BETTY BOOB : I don't know how I’ll feel you making me stress man
Faulty : u will feel like me- still trying to get used to the idea
Jaggi : well once you know...you just deal with it...
BETTY BOOB : well my one boob is still sore, but no AF symptoms i.e. sore tummy
Faulty : but at least u not alone there are PLENTY chicks out there that are preg
Jaggi : lol is anyone ever READY?
Faulty : it’s going to look like me cause I smsed u and told u to put ur legs in the air
DENIAL..........
BETTY BOOB : realistically speaking, it's not really possible though. unless I ovulated when we were in JHB lol, which would have been like 2 weeks later than what it should have been
oh god then I have to quit (smoking)
EVEN LATER.........
Faulty : any testing done yet
BOOB : just got back! got my stick, it's the maybe baby one
what do I do? or must I now read the instruction?
Faulty : piss on it -I’m visioning two lines
BETTY BOOB : it's NEGATIVE (rofl)
Faulty : nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it’s wrong
BETTY BOOB : only one stripe I’ll take a pic with my camera quick
Faulty : noooooooooo this is very wrong seriously it’s a false negative
BETTY BOOB : OMF there is a VERY faint second line
Faulty : are u serious send a pic through
BETTY BOOB : I’m shaking
Faulty : I knew u were pregnant go get some folic acid
BETTY BOOB : please tell me I’m imagining it, sending pic....... can you see it????
Faulty : (dance)YES u going to be a mommy again
BETTY BOOB : are you serious? do you see it?
Faulty : loud and clear
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go have my last smoke
Faulty : u will be ok its going to be a girl
Vlam : I SEE A LINE.... phone C
BETTY BOOB : OMG I just looked at it again and it's still there :O and I burnt my lip with my smoke coz I’m shaking
Vlam : you better go for bloods
BETTY BOOB : well if I am, then I can only be like 2 weeks lol maybe 3 pushing it
WHERE IS TIPSY TART -YOU BITCHES JINXED ME
Faulty it's your fault you made me buy a test ;(
Faulty : u the one who listened and put ur legs in the air
BETTY BOOB : YOH I don't know if I should laugh or cry,i must go for bloods tomorrow maybe it's not even really positive
Vlam : nah my dear I saw that line immediately....
Jaggi : (party) OMF!!!! It’s definitely positive!!!!!
Vlam : thank fuck j is a sports model u chicks are contagious
Faulty : right next is JAGGI
Jaggi : no fucking way people!!! leave me out of it
Tipsy Tart : OMF I see a line-Faulty do that negative thingy to the pic
Jaggi : there is definitely a line hey tt!
Vlam : lol we all see the line tt
Tipsy Tart : OMG I’m shocked
Vlam : tt I’m sitting here in total disbelieve
BETTY BOOB : don't laugh I want to cry man lol
Tipsy Tart : WTF - what u expect if u have 'sort of' safe sex dude 3 of us pregnant
Betty Boob I am happy that u are going to be fat, but it ends there
Vlam : When you going to phone C? give him the stick and tell him look what u did
BETTY BOOB : no I can't, he'll come here and then my whole office will know
last time I threw the stick at him. wonder how I’ll do it this time round, where is Ditsy? she is going to DIE
Tipsy Tart : I’m going to sms her
Jaggi : she is going to say I TOLD YOU SO!!!!
BETTY BOOB : I have period pains again, I’m not going to get happy until I’m definitely pregnant
Tipsy Tart : its not period pains :) its stretching pains REMEMBER that what u told me BOOOOHAAAAAA -Why are we all pregnant at the same time its weird
it :*
Tipsy Tart : Betty Boob what time u going for bloods, I’m not in tomorrow
BETTY BOOB : oh I don't know, later in the day. I’ll sms you and don't laugh regardless of result lol
Tipsy Tart : I must laugh coz u was happy for my downfall boohaaaaaaaaaa
oooh I hope ur child is a gemini like me
BETTY BOOB : oh dear no...........
Xxx THE END xxX
Tipsy Tart : oooooooooooooooooooh
Vlam : don’t tell Faulty
Tipsy Tart : u are pregnant, imagine u are WTF
Ditsy : hahahaha Betty Boob
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go buy a stick
Ditsy : how late are u
BETTY BOOB : what day is it today?
Tipsy Tart : OMG are u? OMG wait I need to book a flight I have to be there
BETTY BOOB : my last period started on 2 September
Tipsy Tart : u are WAY overdue then
BETTY BOOB : so I’m not sure where I am lol, god I’ll die - C will be happy |-(
Tipsy Tart : OMG this is awesome, but u beta still come December
oooh I hope u have a girl
BETTY BOOB :of course I’m coming in December pfft
Ditsy : it’s WAY over 35 day’s babe
BETTY BOOB : oh is it? what day is it today?
Tipsy Tart : yes duh it’s over the 35 days cycle by a week
8th,the 2nd was 30 day cycle mark so u overdue :)
BETTY BOOB : ok well I’ll go by a stick this afternoon if no AF, I’m going to go (smoking) and think happy thoughts
Tipsy Tart : bwah 'yes we are REASONABELY safe' what does that mean lol
BETTY BOOB : if I’m pregnant, C is going for a snip. him and his fucking sperm ai
Vlam : lol
Tipsy Tart : ditto I have to agree though P needs a snip too................oh thank GOD u will be fat when I see u
Ditsy : and I can be the thin one for a change what u girls think?
Tipsy Tart : I think I will make u fat without u knowing it I know u cant resist chocolate :)
Ditsy : bitch u! was telling r u look real sexy pregnant
oh Betty Boob - u should SEE the size of her boobs!
BETTY BOOB : ai man
Tipsy Tart : what Betty Boob are u depressed coz u pregnant
Jaggi : Betty Boob (rofl) pmsl! Go pee on a stick and make Faulty happy! I will just do it by myself next year!
Ditsy : I got to go BETTY BOOB let me know about that stick!
Faulty : ooohh POAS? stick
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go buy one later this afternoon if still no AF
Faulty : are u going to POAS, are u really going to make my day
BETTY BOOB : yes I am
Faulty : only this afternoon---- you don’t know me well-- I can’t wait that long
BETTY BOOB : ja but I can't go out now, my boss not here yet so I got to wait
Faulty : what his number let me phone him and crap on him for being late
LATER.......
Jaggi : Gees 3 of my friends are preggies...and they are all a week apart!
Tipsy Tart : did Betty Boob do her POAs yet?
Jaggi : I think she is too scared (chuckle)
Tipsy Tart : me 2
BETTY BOOB : I haven't bought one yet
Jaggi : ]:)don’t let us put Faulty on you
Faulty : I see still no stick ai ai ai I want ur bosses number
BETTY BOOB : I’ll go out a bit later man
Faulty : its ridiculous that he so late its awful business ethic, does he not know that it is very important to me that u go buy a stick
BETTY BOOB : I’ll go just now, promise
Faulty : my jeans won’t close even if I lay on the bed and try close them
BETTY BOOB : well you ARE pregnant
Faulty : that is true hey
BETTY BOOB : does Pick n Pay sell sticks? I’m not lus to go to a shopping centre to find a clicks
ok I’ll go look there just now when I go get lunch
Faulty : I want the pic mms'ed to me hey pos or neg I going to invert it
Jaggi : oh the tension is killing me!! (rofl)
BETTY BOOB : guys don't even joke lol
Faulty : its killing me too I can’t believe I haven’t had a nervous breakdown yet
BETTY BOOB : I don't know how I’ll feel you making me stress man
Faulty : u will feel like me- still trying to get used to the idea
Jaggi : well once you know...you just deal with it...
BETTY BOOB : well my one boob is still sore, but no AF symptoms i.e. sore tummy
Faulty : but at least u not alone there are PLENTY chicks out there that are preg
Jaggi : lol is anyone ever READY?
Faulty : it’s going to look like me cause I smsed u and told u to put ur legs in the air
DENIAL..........
BETTY BOOB : realistically speaking, it's not really possible though. unless I ovulated when we were in JHB lol, which would have been like 2 weeks later than what it should have been
oh god then I have to quit (smoking)
EVEN LATER.........
Faulty : any testing done yet
BOOB : just got back! got my stick, it's the maybe baby one
what do I do? or must I now read the instruction?
Faulty : piss on it -I’m visioning two lines
BETTY BOOB : it's NEGATIVE (rofl)
Faulty : nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it’s wrong
BETTY BOOB : only one stripe I’ll take a pic with my camera quick
Faulty : noooooooooo this is very wrong seriously it’s a false negative
BETTY BOOB : OMF there is a VERY faint second line
Faulty : are u serious send a pic through
BETTY BOOB : I’m shaking
Faulty : I knew u were pregnant go get some folic acid
BETTY BOOB : please tell me I’m imagining it, sending pic....... can you see it????
Faulty : (dance)YES u going to be a mommy again
BETTY BOOB : are you serious? do you see it?
Faulty : loud and clear
BETTY BOOB : I’m going to go have my last smoke
Faulty : u will be ok its going to be a girl
Vlam : I SEE A LINE.... phone C
BETTY BOOB : OMG I just looked at it again and it's still there :O and I burnt my lip with my smoke coz I’m shaking
Vlam : you better go for bloods
BETTY BOOB : well if I am, then I can only be like 2 weeks lol maybe 3 pushing it
WHERE IS TIPSY TART -YOU BITCHES JINXED ME
Faulty it's your fault you made me buy a test ;(
Faulty : u the one who listened and put ur legs in the air
BETTY BOOB : YOH I don't know if I should laugh or cry,i must go for bloods tomorrow maybe it's not even really positive
Vlam : nah my dear I saw that line immediately....
Jaggi : (party) OMF!!!! It’s definitely positive!!!!!
Vlam : thank fuck j is a sports model u chicks are contagious
Faulty : right next is JAGGI
Jaggi : no fucking way people!!! leave me out of it
Tipsy Tart : OMF I see a line-Faulty do that negative thingy to the pic
Jaggi : there is definitely a line hey tt!
Vlam : lol we all see the line tt
Tipsy Tart : OMG I’m shocked
Vlam : tt I’m sitting here in total disbelieve
BETTY BOOB : don't laugh I want to cry man lol
Tipsy Tart : WTF - what u expect if u have 'sort of' safe sex dude 3 of us pregnant
Betty Boob I am happy that u are going to be fat, but it ends there
Vlam : When you going to phone C? give him the stick and tell him look what u did
BETTY BOOB : no I can't, he'll come here and then my whole office will know
last time I threw the stick at him. wonder how I’ll do it this time round, where is Ditsy? she is going to DIE
Tipsy Tart : I’m going to sms her
Jaggi : she is going to say I TOLD YOU SO!!!!
BETTY BOOB : I have period pains again, I’m not going to get happy until I’m definitely pregnant
Tipsy Tart : its not period pains :) its stretching pains REMEMBER that what u told me BOOOOHAAAAAA -Why are we all pregnant at the same time its weird
it :*
Tipsy Tart : Betty Boob what time u going for bloods, I’m not in tomorrow
BETTY BOOB : oh I don't know, later in the day. I’ll sms you and don't laugh regardless of result lol
Tipsy Tart : I must laugh coz u was happy for my downfall boohaaaaaaaaaa
oooh I hope ur child is a gemini like me
BETTY BOOB : oh dear no...........
Xxx THE END xxX
Shagging - this is how it began
28 September 2009
Tipsy Tart : oh i wanted to tell u ppl im horny like 24/7 I need help
Jaggi : :D(clap) you go girl!
BETTY BOOB : so then shag
Ditsy : oooooo tt count urself luck babe
Jaggi : at least you cant get preggies so GO FOR IT
Tipsy Tart : I shagged P twice yesterday i think he will stay downstairs for a long time tonight
I smsd P 'im starving' shouldve mentioned: for food, now myabe he wotn come home :^)
BETTY BOOB : we had great drunken sex i was so tired yesterday
Tipsy Tart : oh well done
Jaggi : those are the best
BETTY BOOB : i'm still tired, actually
Tipsy Tart : are u pregnant
BETTY BOOB : nope,my boobs are sore though, but i think that's from all the dancing, coz i wasn't wearing a bra
Tipsy Tart : oh i wanted to tell u ppl im horny like 24/7 I need help
Jaggi : :D(clap) you go girl!
BETTY BOOB : so then shag
Ditsy : oooooo tt count urself luck babe
Jaggi : at least you cant get preggies so GO FOR IT
Tipsy Tart : I shagged P twice yesterday i think he will stay downstairs for a long time tonight
I smsd P 'im starving' shouldve mentioned: for food, now myabe he wotn come home :^)
BETTY BOOB : we had great drunken sex i was so tired yesterday
Tipsy Tart : oh well done
Jaggi : those are the best
BETTY BOOB : i'm still tired, actually
Tipsy Tart : are u pregnant
BETTY BOOB : nope,my boobs are sore though, but i think that's from all the dancing, coz i wasn't wearing a bra
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