What is your number?

Ditsy - Kama Sutra - Tipsy Tart

Number 2No matter what, every one will love you because you are ruled by the Moon.You day dream a lot, you have a very low-self esteem, you need to have aback up for every move in your life, you are very unpredictable. Youtend to change according to time and circumstances, selfish, have a very strong sense of musical and artistic talent and powerful verbal communication.You can be sweet as an angel and can be ruthless when double-crossed.Some might say you have a sixth sense. You will become a poet, writer,an artist or a business person. You are not strong in love, so yourrelationship will be in disarray until you settle down. If you are agirl, you will be responsible for your family. If you are a man, youtend to get involve in fights & arguments in the family. You willsacrifice your life for your family. You are gentle, intuitive with abroad vision. You make a well-balanced person.

Boss lady - Faulty - Betty Boob

Number 3You are hard hearted and selfish most of the time. You always tend tohave lots of problems within your family in the early stages but youwill be able to cope with everything. You seem to have your way in everything. And from birth you would always have to work hard to achieveanything you want. You always make a point to set examples on others,especially the younger ones. Generally you are not a cool person. It'snot easy dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you arecomfortable with someone, it will be a lasting friendship. You alwaysearn respect from others. You seem to have lots of worries and problemsbut they won't be for long. You will have brilliant kids! You love moneya bit too much so temptation will push you to try endlessly. You willlook after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life timejust being generous and kind (except for men born on the 21st). You loveyour freedom, creative and ambitious, a person who brings beauty, hope &ample joy to this world!!!

Pookie

Number 4 You are very stubborn, very hard working but unlucky in importantmatters in life, very cool and helpful. You might repel people away fromyou, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, as you giftedare with understanding other people's problems. If you are a girl, youexcel in your studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of yourtime with girlfriends and you tend to have too much fun with your mates & girls.Your friends will spend your time & money and get on with their life andyou will be left empty handed. So be careful! You love to spend. Yourpositive side is that you are always around to help family and friends.You always fall in love with those younger than you. You often live withdisappointments but you will take good care of your family. You need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. Andbeware of your relationships too. You are radical, patient, persistent,and a hit old-fashioned; you live with foundation & order.

Vlam

Number 6Ooopppss.. you were born to enjoy! You don't care about others. I meanyou always wanted to have a lifetime of enjoyment. You will excel ineither education or business management! You are talented, kind (butwith only people who you think are nice), and popular. All good thingscome easily to you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.You are loveable by any number. But if you are a number 6 men, you willbe involved in more than a few relationships until you get married. Ifyou are a girl, most of you will get married/engaged early. You are acaring person towards your family and friends. You are a person ofcompassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment,and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for everyonebecause you have the great power and caring talent to take the world of love one step further..

Jaggi - the Psycho

Number 9You guys are the most incompatible people in the world. You are sostrong, physically and mentally. You often have big-aims. You will work hard and will think it's still hard to get there, even if you alreadyhave gotten there! Normally you suffer in the early age from familyproblems and generally you will have to fight in life. You are respectedby others. You were however very naughty in your childhood, and oftengot beaten up by your parents and had been involved in fights and youseemed to have suffered lots of injuries. But when you grow older youbecome calm and will fall into the quiet and dignified macho type. Loveis not an easy matter for you. You are however good in engineering orbanking jobs because people always trust you. Your family life is verygood, but you will always worry over your children. Your finer qualitiesare that you are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. Youare born to achieve targets and serve every one equally without any prejudice. You are a role model for everyone.

Swearing toddlers, really? NO!!!! *shock*

Betty Boob: My brat is talking so much now - um except he now swears as well - he repeats everything we say - so then I talk in afrikaans and he copies that too -(
Tipsy Tart : (puke) OMG BB hahaha
Boss lady: whahah BB
Tipsy Tart : L has never said an afrikaans word in his life
Boss lady: ja well I seriously need to watch myself as well, my child also copies me, like when she drops something she goes OH Crap
Tipsy Tart : OMG hahah
Jaggi: My child speaks mostly afr
Tipsy Tart : OH crap is still ok better than Oh fuck
Betty Boob: My brat says everything. it's impossible to have a conversation via phone coz he copies everything and if you IGNORE him, OMG, then he screams in your face till you acknowledge him
Ditsy: HEY oh fuck's not THAT bad
Jaggi: my child just copies words at the mo...but then forgets them again
Boss lady: she said fuck once and we pretended not to hear it
Kama Sutra: when you say a swear word in our house my child will say,moenie fok se nie dis lelik en ek gaan peper in jou mond gooi even to our friends, very embarresing
Ditsy: My child now says oh fudge
Jaggi: Well taught K!
Boss lady: lol cute
Kama Sutra: cause I put pepper in he's mouth once and he hasn't said a swear word since
Betty Boob: I just ignore it
Boss lady: except to tell u not to say it
Tipsy Tart : My child luckily doesn’t swear, he doesn’t know shit is ugly - I only told him recently bwah
Betty Boob: OMG he said FUCK at the lunch table - DH's sister almost died wanted to dig a hole for myself
Boss lady: whahahah
Tipsy Tart : OMG BB well-done haha -what a proud moment man
Kama Sutra: and what did you do
Tipsy Tart : why - I would laugh my ass off
Betty Boob: nothing, she was like WHAT DID HE SAY??? so I was like "FORK" - he sometimes can't pronounce it properly, damn I lie so well
Kama Sutra: great come back
Jaggi: :good cover-up!!! I would've cracked myself!
Kama Sutra: I also laugh when my child swears but I know that will only make him do it more because he thinks he's getting attention
Tipsy Tart : I would’ve just said 'no my child, that a big person word"
Boss lady: Faulty, my child told me this morning that I am a silly nana
Tipsy Tart : OMG B DONT LIE my child tells me everyday I’m a silly banana
weird

What’s new with your brat?

Tipsy Tart: how is your child with the bunny Boss Lady - I want to FORCE L to loves animals but I’m scared
Boss lady: She is very good with him, except that she screams at him and chases him around a bit, but other than that, she hasn't even tried to pick it up yet
Tipsy Tart: she doesn’t try and squash him?
Boss lady: nope -she did fall over him once but they both were ok, they kind of ran into each other
Tipsy Tart: OMG hahaha
Faulty: get L a rat; ask B how good K is with them
Boss lady: lol yes she is
Tipsy Tart: L is fascinated with bird shit – a rat?
Betty Boob: bwahaha my child is obsessed with anything that moves
Faulty: yes a pet rat, they slow so they don’t run which makes them not try squeeze them etc
Tipsy Tart: I don’t know hey L is weird he will probably scream and get cross and tell me the rat wants to eat him
Betty Boob: OMG this morning when I fetch him he says there's a man in his room I think we're entering that stage
Kama Sutra: lol cute BB
Betty Boob: my brat picks up everything and if he can't, then he rides it bwahahaha, obsessing over bird shit is weird
Tipsy Tart: I must tell u two stories its kak funny, oh wait 3
First one
we driving in the car and he says 'pardon’ then he says 'pardon' again and I look at him and he says: I fart alot hey mom, fuck that was kak funny
no.2
he talks ALOT and he rambles on and on, so he was talking something about monsters are at home in his room and I said no they not and he said :O YES they are -I saw them!!!! its ok - my daddy will box them dead
no.3
every morning we step out the door threes bird shit coz the birds poop from the roof and every morning he says: mom watch out for the bird shit
Kama Sutra: wonder where he heard that
Tipsy Tart : and yest there was a massive poop on the floor (I think the bird must’ve digested a rat or something) well L was so excited, mom look at that BIG bird shit WOW - its HUGE man so we get home and the cleaners cleant up, Mom the BIG bird shit is gone
like as in WOW
and I had to give him a high 5 but his teacher taught him to say Popo coz shit is ugly
Betty Boob: bwahahahahahahaha OMG TT he is kak funny
Tipsy Tart : so last nite he sits on the toilet and screams MOM I’m having a popo I’ll call u ok and I’m like ok and he goes OOOOOOoh AAAAH that was a really big one man, my bum is sore, mom come and look at this big one (and that happens alot)
Kama Sutra: D also use to call it KAK and now he calls it bollie -sound weird
Betty Boob: that's insane hahaha
Faulty: omg bwahahahhahah
Kama Sutra: he sounds like you more and more
Tipsy Tart : he is always very pleased with himself if it was big, he likes us to see 'it'