ramblings of a insane mommy whos imagination went wild

Boss lady says: I am going to take a bath
Tipsy Tart says: wait B - im coming i will wash ur back
pooookie says: i dunno wtf u guys are on about
Tipsy Tart says: me either so dont worry hey pookie i have a new look for u
the japanese school girl
first u need
suspenders
long socks
two ponytails (sides of head)
dark make up
school shirt
and bubble gum
faulty says: lol go poookie go poookie u can do that look
pooookie says: ha ha ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: and to spice it up u can lend my bubble gum ;)
pooookie says: ha ha ha haha
Tipsy Tart says: im too old
i cant pull it off
pooookie says: im following in tt's footsteps
Tipsy Tart says: OMG and if u want to we can get u one of those whips they hit the horses with
or a pen
whatever looks best
now i can c u in that
*day dreaming about pookie*
pooookie says: im keen..lets dooooo et
Tipsy Tart says: yay
take ALOT of pics
now do we have to wait for terence to bring the suspenders
pooookie says: i dont know so much about the sharing ur saliva part though
Tipsy Tart says: i dont wait well
pooookie says: ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: i will teach u so dont worry
pooookie says: il have to harrass him
Tipsy Tart says: re: sharing saliva
pooookie says: lol
pooookie says: faulty tt scares me sometimes
Tipsy Tart says: faulty is gone its just u adn I
pooookie says: i have enough of my own saliva dont ya think?
Vlam says: LMFAO @ pookie
Tipsy Tart says: be afraid
pooookie says: omg.. keeenky
Tipsy Tart says: shared bubble gum brings in the nawty factor ok
pooookie says: lol
Tipsy Tart says: dont cheat
pooookie says: it gives me a lil bit of that lesbo look yeah?
Tipsy Tart says: have u watchecd toyko drift
pooookie says: yeah
Tipsy Tart says: well thats us
ok
kapeesh
pooookie says: ha ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: im picturing faulty in langerie taking care of the kids
B soaked in bubbles and pookie dancing around in her toyko outfit and jaggie is my fav
i imagine her with tight bun, glasses pen in the mouht bottle of gin under the table
checking out the cute mail man doing deliveries hahaha
Vlam says: stop making yourself horny.. p not gonna give u anything.. he still smells puke
Jaggie slides off the chair
Tipsy Tart says: geez now i need to pee
Vlam says: same here
Tipsy Tart says: more than three wipes is masturbating hey
Vlam says: meet u at the loo
Jaggie says: pmsl!!! you chicks are too funny!

cleaning the stains

BETTY BOOB says: TT did you get lekka dronk? why you not drinking ever again?
Tipsy Tart says: ask vlam I foned her and then right after i puked in P car
BETTY BOOB says: bwahahahahaha, classic where were you?
Tipsy Tart says: my dads birthday
faulty says: pmsl
Tipsy Tart says: hahahaha
BETTY BOOB says: OMG ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: i danced on the table then P took me home hahaha
BETTY BOOB says: i'm proud of you
Tipsy Tart says: so am I
BETTY BOOB says: i'm doing that on saturday at the wedding bwah i even bought shoes that come off easily lol did you take pics?
Tipsy Tart says: good thinking, Tipsy Tart says: oh heavens no, i was too drunk
Tipsy Tart says: i tried to sms and failed poorly
BETTY BOOB says: bwahahaha
Jaggi says: pmsl Wahaha TT...you go girl!
Tipsy Tart says: P says he has never seen me so drunk, i thought i was going to choke on my own puke it was nasty
BETTY BOOB says: eek man
Tipsy Tart says: i puked on my own lap and in my hair , ah precious moments
BETTY BOOB says: i know it's great bwahaha
Vlam says: bwahahahahah gals it was kak funny....
i'll come tell u just now.. and her spelling OMW.....

We all on a pee break

Tipsy Tart says: drunk friend here
Vlam says: hey u! is p's car clean yet?
Vlam says: j hosed himself when i told him. even he said its' p's fault! LMFAO
Vlam says: these were my drunk msg....
Vlam says: I'm so Fukn druxk
and
Im fucked motheqelds...... my friend u can be glad i understand terrible drunk sms language! Haha

Tipsy Tart says: P car still full of puke coz valets were closed yes he very cross lol
Vlam says: no yuck man....
Tipsy Tart says: i didnt know there was a whole in the bag man
Vlam says: bwahahah LMFAO atleast u tried the bag first.. hahah so much for your GHD'd hair
P should've taken pics!
BETTY BOOB says: puking doesn't count if you don't puke all over yourself -(
Vlam says: no shame.. puking photo's... thats a real bad one
Tipsy Tart says: was purple
BETTY BOOB says: ha ha
Vlam says: shit... yes the red wine fuck i hope they get it all out , he prob swore all the way to the valet this morning
Tipsy Tart says: he doesnt think it'll come out and his car is his love hey i think he hates me
Vlam says: Nah he'll get over it.. if i was you i'd be worried bout the payback he's gonna give u...
payback's a bitch
Tipsy Tart says: he was cross with shiver yest too coz when he woke up shiver peed in the bathroom, plus the smell of my puke hahaha he has the car polished etc like once a month
BETTY BOOB says: VODKA removes wine stains , well according to an email i got
Vlam says: YEAH prob if you clean it immediately.. not like 2 days later ;)
Tipsy Tart says: he foned now, going to cost R100

Desperate Housewives

Boss lady: I have had it, who needs clothes – seriously

Tipsy Tart: ME

Boss lady: why can’t we just be naked, like god made us

Tipsy Tart: not me thanks

Faulty: caused then R and K will want nookie all the time

Tipsy Tart: nah then P wouldn’t want nooki trust me

Kama Sutra: lol ditto TT and I really don't wanna see other woman's koekie's

Boss lady: or even better idea can;t they make a super auper extra strenght deodrant, and we can wear the same clothes all the time

Kama Sutra: gross

Tipsy Tart: yeah one for P then maybe i might want nookie hahaha

Vlam: bwah hahaha

Boss lady: no seriously, all I do is washing and the maid was here yesterday

Faulty: I feel ur pain

Boss lady: it is impossible for 3 people to wear so much clothes

Tipsy Tart: geez u bitches are housewives AND have maids fucking hell now im sad

Boss lady: just once a week

Faulty: just twice a week, oh wait 3 times a week

Kama Sutra: I never have a maid and I hate housework

Vlam: I am the maid

Kama Sutra: ditto V so is I, yeah but F you have 2 kids running around

Boss lady: and I need a dishwasher and tumble dryer ASAP

Kama Sutra: yeah B I can't do without my dishwasher hey

Tipsy Tart: I also need dishwasher

Boss lady: and your house is big Faulty

Kama Sutra: I HATE washing dishes

Tipsy Tart: I wash all the time

Boss lady: me 2 TT

Kama Sutra: I don't mind washing clothes R always forgets he's money in he's pockets - finder’s keepers

Tipsy Tart: and I’m always doing washing, I HATE it

Boss lady: I am going to invent some super extra strength deodorant and eat out of paper plates

Tipsy Tart: yes good idea

Boss lady: oh and not cook anything

Kama Sutra: lol paper plate’s good idea and they can eat with their hands out of tins

Tipsy Tart: yes no more cooking lol

Boss lady: yes

Tipsy Tart: YES

Kama Sutra: imagine that

Boss lady: or plastic forks that u can throw away

Kama Sutra: and give them "borslappe" so they don't mess on their clothes, the ones that catch the food so they can eat it for supper again then you safe on food too

Boss lady: YES, seeing that we will need to buy a lot of plastic sheets we need to save here