Thursday, December 3, 2009

Faulty has faulty boobs?

Faulty says: tt, ur boobs, does part of ur nipples like sink in coz mine looks weird

Tipsy Tart says: um no Faulty, mines puffy

Faulty says: hmmmmmmmmm ok another faulty thing to add to me, I now got a faulty boob lol

Jaggi says: Faulty! Shame K won’t even be able to get a good trade in on you!

Faulty says: bwahahhahaha

Jaggi says: gees I think I put my contacts in the wrong eyes I better go swop them

Vlam says: hahaha

Kama Sutra says: haha

The 3 Mamma’s at L’s concert

Kama Sutra says: tt how did L’s concert go

BETTY BOOB says: how was L's concert??

Tipsy Tart says: u want to hear a funny story, re: last night
Fuck my family is so funny. ok so we get a letter from School saying we must bring our own picnic basket, drinks and camping chairs, I sms my family and tell them bring ur own chairs and picnic baskets etc.

BETTY BOOB says: oh god I see where this is going -is this now your mom and her sisters?

Tipsy Tart says: YES! they brought with picnic BASKETS, a camping table, and a blanket, their chairs

BETTY BOOB says: what about booze?

Tipsy Tart says: of course there was alcohol (with glasses)

BETTY BOOB says: OMG I knew it!

Tipsy Tart says: Ok but there was lots of other ppl with their booze, the school letter said to bring your own booze lol. Aunty K even brought an ashtray to smoke (I don’t even think you are allowed to smoke? lol) so they bring with Crayfish, biltong, pies, chicken, dip and chips etc (well our family is famous for snack time, its always very impressive set up lol)

BETTY BOOB says: fuck well at least they are organised ha ha ha ha oh my hat I would have laughed so much

Tipsy Tart says: so L comes out and of course super shy, all 3 big mammas stand up and start clapping, waving and hollering at him, it was so cute and he just waved back shyly
and my one aunty (bless her sole) shouts out - 'he waves like the queen
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCk

BETTY BOOB says: I like them already (rofl) they were the entertainment for the evening ha ha
I’m having such a lag now; I’m having a visual of the spot they set up with their table etc (rofl)

Tipsy Tart says: the men (as usual) went to stand in a corner away from them lol

Kama Sutra says: did you take photo’s

Tipsy Tart says: No, my aunty did, it was very nice; he wore a white shirt with a dassie (black)
and he danced to waltzing matilda lol but he was so shy he stuck his tongue out at the side the entire time

VLAM says: lol cute man

Jaggi says: Awww cute man tt!!!

Kama Sutra says: would love to see the pics

Tipsy Tart says: I mean the concert was only like 45min long and my mother was like 'is that it?'
L was very shy shame, he kept doing this weird thing with his tongue, he kept darting it out at the side of his mouth

BETTY BOOB says: ag shame man

Tipsy Tart says: I think he gets that from his dad, coz I LOVE attention, so ja that was the concert
L is NOTHING like me, so introverted like his father, he only has my attitude

Faulty has faulty legs?

Faulty says: I looked like a girl today, a serious one

BETTY BOOB says: oh jeez what did you wear?

Faulty says: a shirt and tight pants

Tipsy Tart says: she showed some leg

BETTY BOOB says: how do you know?

Tipsy Tart says: I saw

BETTY BOOB says: where is my pic

Faulty says: I sent her an mms of my funny legs, she says they not funny but I disagree with her

BETTY BOOB says: why didn't I get one

Tipsy Tart says: they aren’t funny

Faulty says: I will send u one

BETTY BOOB says: ok I just dropped a serious stinker dear lord, I should lock my door

Tipsy Tart says: u get the mms, where ur fone

BETTY BOOB says: no not yet, next to me

Faulty says: any how girls are in the bath let me go bath them and take them out then try finding something for dinner for them

BETTY BOOB says: ok babe

Boss lady says: enjoy Faulty

BETTY BOOB says: I got the pic

Tipsy Tart says: do her legs look funny to u

Boss lady says: no she has skinny legs

BETTY BOOB says: yes they look funny

Tipsy Tart says: bwah typical u

BETTY BOOB says: they very skinny, my legs aren't that skinny

Boss lady says: her legs are way skinnier than mine

Tipsy Tart says: I THINK HER LEGS ARE SKINNIER THAN MINE

BETTY BOOB says: ok I’m saying bye so long, have a fab weekend girls!