cleaning the stains

BETTY BOOB says: TT did you get lekka dronk? why you not drinking ever again?
Tipsy Tart says: ask vlam I foned her and then right after i puked in P car
BETTY BOOB says: bwahahahahaha, classic where were you?
Tipsy Tart says: my dads birthday
faulty says: pmsl
Tipsy Tart says: hahahaha
BETTY BOOB says: OMG ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: i danced on the table then P took me home hahaha
BETTY BOOB says: i'm proud of you
Tipsy Tart says: so am I
BETTY BOOB says: i'm doing that on saturday at the wedding bwah i even bought shoes that come off easily lol did you take pics?
Tipsy Tart says: good thinking, Tipsy Tart says: oh heavens no, i was too drunk
Tipsy Tart says: i tried to sms and failed poorly
BETTY BOOB says: bwahahaha
Jaggi says: pmsl Wahaha TT...you go girl!
Tipsy Tart says: P says he has never seen me so drunk, i thought i was going to choke on my own puke it was nasty
BETTY BOOB says: eek man
Tipsy Tart says: i puked on my own lap and in my hair , ah precious moments
BETTY BOOB says: i know it's great bwahaha
Vlam says: bwahahahahah gals it was kak funny....
i'll come tell u just now.. and her spelling OMW.....

We all on a pee break

Tipsy Tart says: drunk friend here
Vlam says: hey u! is p's car clean yet?
Vlam says: j hosed himself when i told him. even he said its' p's fault! LMFAO
Vlam says: these were my drunk msg....
Vlam says: I'm so Fukn druxk
and
Im fucked motheqelds...... my friend u can be glad i understand terrible drunk sms language! Haha

Tipsy Tart says: P car still full of puke coz valets were closed yes he very cross lol
Vlam says: no yuck man....
Tipsy Tart says: i didnt know there was a whole in the bag man
Vlam says: bwahahah LMFAO atleast u tried the bag first.. hahah so much for your GHD'd hair
P should've taken pics!
BETTY BOOB says: puking doesn't count if you don't puke all over yourself -(
Vlam says: no shame.. puking photo's... thats a real bad one
Tipsy Tart says: was purple
BETTY BOOB says: ha ha
Vlam says: shit... yes the red wine fuck i hope they get it all out , he prob swore all the way to the valet this morning
Tipsy Tart says: he doesnt think it'll come out and his car is his love hey i think he hates me
Vlam says: Nah he'll get over it.. if i was you i'd be worried bout the payback he's gonna give u...
payback's a bitch
Tipsy Tart says: he was cross with shiver yest too coz when he woke up shiver peed in the bathroom, plus the smell of my puke hahaha he has the car polished etc like once a month
BETTY BOOB says: VODKA removes wine stains , well according to an email i got
Vlam says: YEAH prob if you clean it immediately.. not like 2 days later ;)
Tipsy Tart says: he foned now, going to cost R100