The mafia and other drunken escapades

BETTY BOOB says: did i tell you about falling when we were in Knysna now recently at the oyster fest? fuck it was funny
Tart says: no pls do tell
BETTY BOOB says: we were partying with the guys from parlotones at that skanky jol in knysna. so they have these ottoman things in their private bar upstairs. well i fell over ones of those, and spilt my RUM and coke (why the fuck i was drinking that is a mystery) all over DH and Khan (the lead singer) and then they had to help me up coz i was laughing so much i was so embarrassed the next day OMG
Tipsy Tart says: OMG hahaha
Faulty says: pmsl
Tipsy Tart says: I couldnt stop laughing coz I can totally see u doing that lol
BETTY BOOB says: it was kak funny
Tipsy Tart says: well I had a friend who pukes on brayton (SP) paulse shoes once
BETTY BOOB says: OMG wahahahahaha
BETTY BOOB says: oh and Graham Smith was upstairs with us too, he's such a loser
NO personality
Tipsy Tart says: HE doesnt look like he has one
BETTY BOOB says: he's really droog hey and the chicks were all over him GROSS
he has a huge shnozz
Tipsy Tart says: So is that Breyton guy he thinks he is the shit
BETTY BOOB says: they think they so hot OMG it's pathetic
Tipsy Tart says: I could actually see the crowd directly over his head
short shit
BETTY BOOB says: that's so funny
Tipsy Tart says: he barely made it over the bar counter
BETTY BOOB says: (rofl) wahahahaha that's kak funny
Tipsy Tart says: I personally enjoy completley disregarding celebrities to piss em off
altho once I nearly got into trouble with the mafia lol but thats another story for another drink lol
Ditsy says: what tt?
BETTY BOOB says: tell me the mafia story!
Tipsy Tart says: did i ever tell u about the time when I lost my friend good times
BETTY BOOB says: no TT tell us
Tipsy Tart says: well the mafia one is quite cool coz when Im drunk i get rude
we booked VIP and cudeta and we had champagne and snacks etc with a red rope so other ppl cant come in, so im drinking and being merry and this dudes with suites on just kind of walk in and make themselves comfy and im like looking at them like this :^)
BETTY BOOB says: you sound so bad ass, i can picture it
Tipsy Tart says: and then i get an attitude and im like: wtf - Ive paid for this place, this is a private party blah blah blah and u can just imagine it, real classy hanging slightly to the left (the side thats holding the glass ofcourse) and the one dude gets up and walks out and comes back in and sits
and Im screaming: I cant fucking believe this: are u fucking deaf and dumb? so the manager calls me and asks me to pls not cause a scene but they are mafia and they cant do anything unfortunaltey, they come in often
: anyway I ignored them for the rest of the night - but kept giving them dirty looks
BETTY BOOB says: OMG TT wahahahahahaha jirre they could have killed you lol
Tipsy Tart says: I COmpletely forgot about it, only told P next day, he wasnt impressed with me
fuck man its expensive, they dont fucking shit ice cream man
BETTY BOOB says: ha ha ha ja that's true hey, but they like ****, they feel that they are ENTITLED to whatever they want
Tipsy Tart says: ditto
BETTY BOOB says: tell the story of when you lost your friend
Tipsy Tart says: Meliza Boobs (thin one with big boobs) real lady, doesnt drink etc
Im actually the only one that gets motherless to be honest,so I take her out for her bday
we having a moerse jol (I think her brother was with) and I was telling the DJ its her bday, all the barmen,we were standing on the stage anouncing to the whole club - u know, super excited
DJ kept giving us tequila out of a glass, the last time i remember seeing her was when we were lesbo vrying on the stage lol
BETTY BOOB says: OMG wahkahahahahahahahaha
Tipsy Tart says: so me and Natalie were dancing and at about 3am they close the bar so we decided fuck that lets go : and we couldnt find Betty Boobiza
she was pooooooooof gone
Tipsy Tart says: asked her brother, nope, so we start a search hahaha
found her asleep half under the bar lol
BETTY BOOB says: lekker dronk
Tipsy Tart says: recognised her bleach blonde hair thank GOD
BETTY BOOB says: wahahaha thats so funny
Tipsy Tart says: so we wanna carry her out and she keeps asking for her handbag
Tipsy Tart says: WTF,where? eventually found it behind the DJ box
funny ending to that story
Tipsy Tart says: we take her home with us, me, her and P in the bed, I sleep way under the Duvet, all she remembers is waking up and looking into P face, she jumped up and ran screaming out fo the room
BETTY BOOB says: probably thought OMF i shagged TT's boyfriend she gonna kill me lol
Ditsy says: makes me feel better about my nights out lately
Tipsy Tart says: yes
BETTY BOOB says: YOH that's funny ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: all we could hear were her bangles jingling as she ran lol