Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Breaking up is always hard to do


Vlam says: morning, monday... bleah - how u lot all doing?

Jaggi says: (wave)Morning!!! Hope you all had a stunning weekend???
Vlam - did you get your DSTV??? WE DID!

Faulty says: i got a little bit drunk on sat

Jaggi says: :Faulty!! You got drunk??? NEVER!!!

Faulty says: but i didnt end up in the jacuzzi which is a good sign lol

Kamasutra says: morning girls

Jaggi says: (wave)morning!!!

Bettyboob says: hello lovely ladies :)

Tipsy Tart: ZZzzzzzzzzzzz

Bettyboob says: eish - did you have a good one TT?

Faulty says: my dinner on friday was FAB by the way

Bettyboob says: really?

Bettyboob says: i'm impressed hey!

Faulty says: yep i even ate it+ lol

Bettyboob says: was the steak not a bit tough? hey did you get my pic i sent you yesterday?

Faulty says: nope it melted in my mouth

Jaggi says: (rofl)OMG I am slow

Bettyboob says: or did i send it to the wrong person? Bwahahahahahaha hello Jaggi

Faulty says: no i got it lol but my phone went flat couldnt reply -looks fucking sore

Bettyboob says: oh ok, just as long as it went to the right person ha ha ha

Jaggi says: So BB...wheres my photie of the tit in discussion?

Faulty says: aggg shame Socks and Ben broke up last night

Bettyboob says: bwahahaha WHY Faulty???

Faulty says: im not sure she hasnt spoken about it

Bettyboob says: ok

Faulty says: she just came through in tears and said they broken up. i didnt know what to do hey, i htough i would give her icecream cause in the movies that makes everything better but being the good cousin i am i gave her a stong pain tab and wine

Jaggi says: Shame Faulty! How long were they together?? And is it a definate break up or those who break up and make up as the tides change?

Faulty says: but i not gonna wake her up i think she is hung over, she had herself 2ltrs of wine bwahhaaa, im such a good cousin really

Bettyboob says: OMG ha ha ha ha ha she gonna feel terrible!

Jaggi says: Nothing cures pain quite like wine..til the next morning!

Faulty says: yep but it will distract her from the break up for a while

Jaggi says: Shame she needs cream soda, panado's and naar pille

Faulty says: i know they had a HUGE fight on friday and she ended up going to ballito with her friend to get away and then when she came home on sat i could see she was upset but i was too pissed to care then last night they were here and they were very quiet in the lounge so i got the drift they needed to talk so i came and harrased b and robin on skype and then thats when she came through

Bettyboob says: oh shame man :(

Faulty says: im sure she will tell us all the story, but for her to dissapear to ballito spur of the moment must have been something bad

Bettyboob says: oi, i wonder what's up

Tipsy Tart: i wonder whether sum1 didnt cheat, maybe her or him?

Faulty says: no i dont think so-- i think its more to do with his drinking maybe-- and he very possesive over her but you never know hey

Tipsy Tart says: whats the FB link for? I dont think mines opened on the right place

Faulty says: i was drunk and thought i was a motorbike person, argg i really embarresed myself myself and candi polished off 5ltrs of wine each

Jaggi says: :OEEK!!! (puke)

Faulty says: i felt very sorry for myself yesterday

Jaggi says: Jy wil mos!!! My liver will jump right out of my stomach if i try that shit again (chuckle)

Faulty says: to be honest i think i am still trying to recover but its ok keiths client loves me bwahhaaaa

Kamasutra says: TT how was the meet on Saturday?

Jaggi says: (rofl)Did you take photo's?

Tipsy Tart says: lizelle took pics with her fancy camera so i didnt wanna whip out my 1940's canon lol

Jaggi says: oh! Wahahaha I hate those Larny's, but i take better photo's anyway (NOT!) but i will keep telling myself that

Tipsy Tart says: Lwas his usual naughty self so dont believe any of the stories u hear about him being cute or whatever

Kamasutra says: did you hold C?

Tipsy Tart says: no i was too scared, but i did have to watcher her and then i forgot! I actually walked away and left her on the table bwah - then lizelle called me and said, arent u watching camryn haha, but dont tell Ditsy

Vlam says: my fucking brother just irritated the shit out of me.... he is naggingly irritating... totally fucked up my day...... breath in.. breah out...

Tipsy Tart says: Ditsy looked so pretty, i actually at one point felt like smacking her, she has no right to look so good after giving birth - BITCH

Kamasutra: lol HB Beth is gorgeous

Vlam: where are these photo's??

Bettyboob says: i also wanna see photos

Faulty says: right kid one down for nap, kid two is at school

Bettyboob says: ha ha peace and quiet~

Faulty says: sheesh Boss lady is sleeping in late today hey and i see S too, or they just hiding from me. i sang to them last night

Bettyboob says: bwahahahaha OMG Faulty

Faulty says: no i didnt only joking, but i did bug them horrible
u all nearly got a phone call on Saturday but keith hid my phone
he told me u were all sleeping

Bettyboob says: bwahaha OMG shame man, how could he lie to you like that?

Faulty says: i know even A (the client) kept saying shame man and then he was gonna let me use his phone

Bettyboob says: eish Faulty, you must write our numbers down somewhere so if he pulls that stunt again, you can still phone us lol
is B pregnat aggain?

Faulty says: no she not preg but she just admitted she hopes to fall preg soon

Kamasutra says: I personally think she must take a break for a while and if she gets pregnant again she must keep it quite for a while

Bettyboob says: did you see what happened to B again this weekend? that child has alot of accidents :(

Kamasutra says: yip and it seems whenever the dad's around hey

Bettyboob says: yes, it's odd

Kamasutra says: I know yes, not that I mean anything by it, men are just not as protected as woman are

Bettyboob says: no same here, just wondering out loud lol
i just watched a video clip of a anaconda putting a child

Kamasutra says: like this weekend,R thinks its very funny that our jack russel wants to bite D's tottie

Bettyboob says: oops

Kamasutra says: and I don't what if he bites it off

Bettyboob says: WTF monna that's just wrong lol, reminds me of Hunnibunni's dog

Kamasutrasays: exactly, HB’s got weird pets lol - no offence

Bettyboob says: she does

Kamasutra says: Jaggi do you know **********? he just walked into our office,one very drunk night I smooched him and it was so imbaressing now lol he's looking for honeymoon packages but couldn't look him in the eye so gave him to another consultant

Jaggi says: :Ddont think i know him Kamasutra...

Kamasutra says: george is way too small

Tipsy Tart says: who abuses their child? oh and i just told B mom i think she should take a break, i mean HONESTLY is she fucking STUPID

Jaggi: YES!!! I agree completely!! Whats the rush anyway?? She should chill for a few months

Tipsy Tart says: well that confirms that she is even more stupid

Faulty says: Socks is gonna come into the chat k, she didnt cheat on him - i asked her straight out

Tipsy Tart says: bwha good to know, i was worried hey lol

Socks says: hiiiiiiii

Faulty says: Kamasutra this is my cousin Socks she is my slave - say hi slave

Socks says: ha ha that sounds kinky

Kamasutra says: hallo Socks aka slave

Socks says: ha ha hi Kamasutra

Jaggi says: I am waiting for the whips and chains to be hauled out slave!!! (chuckle) hiya Socks!
Later that same fateful day............................

Tipsy Tart says: wheres Socks gone Faulty?

Socks says: im here:)

Tipsy Tart says: ok Socks what happened over the weekend? i will give u advice coz ive been cheated on and dumped MANY times and i can help with plotting revenge etc

Socks says: oooh um no i dont need advice, we just broke up -i had wine last night :) so im ok lol

Tipsy Tart says: best thing to do is to vry with his new gf

Tartlet says: you would do that HB

Tipsy Tart says: ok but jokes aside shannon - if you wanna talk u can talk to us, well to me, the rest are nerds - im cool..........ive been around ;)

Tartlet says: and around and around.......

Faulty says: hey i am cool, i gave her booze and pain tabs

Tipsy Tart says: but i dont like your socks

Tartlet: truth hurts hey

Faulty says: shew lucky i am a good girl

Tartlet says: whatttttttttttttttttttttttt

Socks says: ppfffttt

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