Kamasutra says: didnt' anyone of you ever fall on your bike
Bettyboob says: yes i rode into a gutter and had a purple vagina, it was so sore
Tipsy Tart says: i fell off my bike and the spokes enter into my ankle, that was nasty - i still have the mark
Faulty says: no i didnt fall of my bike
Tipsy Tart says: did i tell you the story where i tried to iron the wrinkle on my leg
Boss lady says: OUCH HB
Bettyboob says: what???
Kamasutra says: no please tell
Socks says: ha ha ha Tipsy Tart
Tipsy Tartsays: i also once fell off my bike and broke my arm
Kamasutra says: I have never broken anything except my toes in the shower
Tipsy Tart says: im just really retarded at the best of times - my cousin said you could use a iron to iron out wrinkles on your skin too and thats what i did - i had the mark on my leg for years, it eventually faded
Faulty says: oh wait i broke my middle finger when my brother crashed into me
Socks says: TT how old were you
Bettyboob says: i also broke fingers
Tipsy Tart says: i lost a piece of my pointing finger when i crahsed into the wall with a wheel barrel i was hectic tomboy lol
Socks says: ha ha ha ha ha ha legend!!
Kamasutra says: and you ask why L is so busy body
Tipsy Tart says: im surprised no-one called child services, i was lawys injured. well L aint half as bad as me, he is a bit of a moffie, he doesnt like to get his hair or face wet when he swims
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Menopause and hairy nipples
Bettyboob says: hello slave and HB you are going through early menopause you should take hormone replacement therapy pills then you won't get hair on your nipples and face
Faulty says: lol Bettyboob how do u know that
Bettyboob says: coz i am a google doctor, that's how
Kamasutra says: talking about hair on nipples
Bettyboob says: i think you should do doggy and wear green socks
Kamasutra says: do any of you have that?
Faulty says: yes i do but my hormones ae fucked
Bettyboob says: do you also have hair on your nipples, how do you get rid of it?
Kamasutra says: I do I pull it out with a tweazer
Bettyboob says: eina!!!!!
Kamasutra says: but they get long hey so you say its my hormones BB?
Faulty says: well i am on the pill now so it making my hormones all go ok
Kamasutra says: it is flucking eina
Bettyboob says: yes Kamasutra you are half man, bwah i'm kidding lol
Kamasutra says: fluck off
Bettyboob says: maybe it's a hormonal imbalance, yes that's it
Faulty says: i shave i am sorry i can barely pluck my eyebrows how am i gonna pluck my boobs
Kamasutra says: I've had it since I was a teen, but I'm very hairy everywhere
Bettyboobsays: you shave your boobs???
Kamasutra says: no I plug it
Bettyboob says: i'm also quite hairy but not on my nipples
Socks says: aaaaaaah
Faulty says: no man just the hairs i dont sit like i do with my
legs. Socks are u hairy on ur nipples
Socks says: theres a few little ones
Tipsy Tart says: OMG I have sweat marks under my arms (blush)
Kamasutra says: and I've got hair on my toes
Bettyboob says: i also have hair on my big toe i shave that
Socks says: ya my toes are hairy
Kamasutra says: I also shave that but then it becomes darker
Bettyboob says: like BLACK hair? or bum fluff? on your nipples i mean
Kamasutra says: Black hair, like moemfie hair
Bettyboob says: pubes
Faulty says: wtf is moemfie ha
Kamasutra says: vagina
Bettyboob says: you should have it permanently removed
Kamasutra says: with lazer? no fluck that will be sore hey
Bettyboob says: where is TT? no man i'm sure it wont be, it's so expensive though, i wanted to do my legs but can't afford it lol
Kamasutra says: I was always scared D would get a hair in he's mouth when I was breastfeeding
Socks says: hahahahaha
Faulty says: maybe i should try putting emla on my boobs and pluck then
Bettyboob says: that's quite funny
Kamasutra says: what's emla?
Bettyboob: for pain?
Faulty says: yea for pain - its a local anestetic
Bettyboob says: so how often do you pluck your boobs
Kamasutra says: once a week otherwise the hair gets too long
Socks says: ouchies.. that must be sore
Bettyboob says: oh ok shoo that's often hey
Kamasutra says: not really I do it in the shower
Faulty says: no i dont pluck mine weekly but then again since on the pill i am cool, wait let me look..... no they cool
Kamasutra says: R pulls mine out sometimes, he tries pulling them with he's mouth but it doesn't work
Bettyboob says: ok that's like using the chicken instead of the feather
HOW did we even get on this topic?
Kamasutra says: no idea : do any of you shave your butt hair?
Bettyboob says: WHAT fucking butt hair? i'm hair deprived
Kamasutra says: I want to shave or wax r's hair
Tipsy Tart says: stop fucking talking
Faulty says: TT we talking bout hair on boobs
Boss lady says: I am tryi ng to wake up here
Bettyboob says: B you haven't confessed
Boss lady says: what confessed
Bettyboob says: do you have hairy nipples coz it seems just about everyone here does
Boss lady says: no
Bettyboob says: oh thank goodness let's laugh at them
Boss lady says: nope no hairy nipples but I am blond remember that, don;t have much body hair
Kamasutra says: what's your natural hair colour BB?
Bettyboob says: mousy brown
Kamasutra says: mine too
Bettyboob says: i used to be blonde when i was little
Tipsy Tart says: oh fuck i have but hair that i shave and I found a rogue hair on my big toe
Bettyboob says: i have about 5 hairs on my bigtoe and they grow really long .TT do you have nipple hair?
Tipsy Tart says: hell no - but my keok hair is spreading sideways its cary
Kamasutra says: where's Vlam wonder if she's got nipple hair
Bettyboob says: do you shave? coz you musn't
Tipsy Tart says: i have to shave before i put bikini on
Bettyboob says: no man, the more you shave, the more hair you get
Kamasutra says: why not shave moemfie hair
Bettyboob says: you gotta wax otherwise you get more - it spreads
Kamasutra says: no but I don't give it time to grow out, I shave once a week
Faulty says: i aint waxing my boob u got to be mad
Bettyboob says: so have you not got more pubes now than what you did 5 years ago? i'm not saying wax your tit FFS. wax your vagina
Tipsy Tart says: im not showing my vagina to ANYONE - they might get jealous
Kamasutra says: but BB do you wax the sof lips too?
Bettyboob says: yes why not? when they wax it, the hold it so it doesn't pull, does that make sense?
Tipsy Tart says: if i may say so ive got a goodlooking vagina- who wants to see a pic :)
Faulty says: its been a long time since i could bend over far enought to check my tummy get in the way now
later.....
Tartlet says: I see u were looking 4 me
Tipsy Tart says: yeah, u disappeared lol
Tartlet says: who wants to shave what
Tipsy Tart says: monna shaves coz she hairy haha
Kamasutra says: fluck of TT -I have nipple hair
Tipsy Tart says: only my vjj area is hairy
Kamasutra says: do you also have nipple hair tartlet
Tartlet says: nooooooooo, toe hairs yes
Tipsy Tart says: told you my vjj hair is spreading like wildfire
Kamasutra says: seems we all have toe hairs
Tartlet says: i shave mytoe hairs
Bettyboob says: me too
Kamasutra says: me too
Faulty says: me too
Tipsy Tart says: wtf grows hair on their toes and tits
Kamasutra says: you also have hair on your toes HB
Tipsy Tart says: i had one ROGUE hair
Tartlet says: not tits thoug, cause I dont have tits
Faulty says: i have long tits sigh
Tipsy Tart says: its called nipple hair, if u lacking that u in deeo trouble
Kamasutra says: shame yes that's maybe why I have hair there
Tartlet says: Faulty at least you have tits
Faulty says: lol Bettyboob how do u know that
Bettyboob says: coz i am a google doctor, that's how
Kamasutra says: talking about hair on nipples
Bettyboob says: i think you should do doggy and wear green socks
Kamasutra says: do any of you have that?
Faulty says: yes i do but my hormones ae fucked
Bettyboob says: do you also have hair on your nipples, how do you get rid of it?
Kamasutra says: I do I pull it out with a tweazer
Bettyboob says: eina!!!!!
Kamasutra says: but they get long hey so you say its my hormones BB?
Faulty says: well i am on the pill now so it making my hormones all go ok
Kamasutra says: it is flucking eina
Bettyboob says: yes Kamasutra you are half man, bwah i'm kidding lol
Kamasutra says: fluck off
Bettyboob says: maybe it's a hormonal imbalance, yes that's it
Faulty says: i shave i am sorry i can barely pluck my eyebrows how am i gonna pluck my boobs
Kamasutra says: I've had it since I was a teen, but I'm very hairy everywhere
Bettyboobsays: you shave your boobs???
Kamasutra says: no I plug it
Bettyboob says: i'm also quite hairy but not on my nipples
Socks says: aaaaaaah
Faulty says: no man just the hairs i dont sit like i do with my
legs. Socks are u hairy on ur nipples
Socks says: theres a few little ones
Tipsy Tart says: OMG I have sweat marks under my arms (blush)
Kamasutra says: and I've got hair on my toes
Bettyboob says: i also have hair on my big toe i shave that
Socks says: ya my toes are hairy
Kamasutra says: I also shave that but then it becomes darker
Bettyboob says: like BLACK hair? or bum fluff? on your nipples i mean
Kamasutra says: Black hair, like moemfie hair
Bettyboob says: pubes
Faulty says: wtf is moemfie ha
Kamasutra says: vagina
Bettyboob says: you should have it permanently removed
Kamasutra says: with lazer? no fluck that will be sore hey
Bettyboob says: where is TT? no man i'm sure it wont be, it's so expensive though, i wanted to do my legs but can't afford it lol
Kamasutra says: I was always scared D would get a hair in he's mouth when I was breastfeeding
Socks says: hahahahaha
Faulty says: maybe i should try putting emla on my boobs and pluck then
Bettyboob says: that's quite funny
Kamasutra says: what's emla?
Bettyboob: for pain?
Faulty says: yea for pain - its a local anestetic
Bettyboob says: so how often do you pluck your boobs
Kamasutra says: once a week otherwise the hair gets too long
Socks says: ouchies.. that must be sore
Bettyboob says: oh ok shoo that's often hey
Kamasutra says: not really I do it in the shower
Faulty says: no i dont pluck mine weekly but then again since on the pill i am cool, wait let me look..... no they cool
Kamasutra says: R pulls mine out sometimes, he tries pulling them with he's mouth but it doesn't work
Bettyboob says: ok that's like using the chicken instead of the feather
HOW did we even get on this topic?
Kamasutra says: no idea : do any of you shave your butt hair?
Bettyboob says: WHAT fucking butt hair? i'm hair deprived
Kamasutra says: I want to shave or wax r's hair
Tipsy Tart says: stop fucking talking
Faulty says: TT we talking bout hair on boobs
Boss lady says: I am tryi ng to wake up here
Bettyboob says: B you haven't confessed
Boss lady says: what confessed
Bettyboob says: do you have hairy nipples coz it seems just about everyone here does
Boss lady says: no
Bettyboob says: oh thank goodness let's laugh at them
Boss lady says: nope no hairy nipples but I am blond remember that, don;t have much body hair
Kamasutra says: what's your natural hair colour BB?
Bettyboob says: mousy brown
Kamasutra says: mine too
Bettyboob says: i used to be blonde when i was little
Tipsy Tart says: oh fuck i have but hair that i shave and I found a rogue hair on my big toe
Bettyboob says: i have about 5 hairs on my bigtoe and they grow really long .TT do you have nipple hair?
Tipsy Tart says: hell no - but my keok hair is spreading sideways its cary
Kamasutra says: where's Vlam wonder if she's got nipple hair
Bettyboob says: do you shave? coz you musn't
Tipsy Tart says: i have to shave before i put bikini on
Bettyboob says: no man, the more you shave, the more hair you get
Kamasutra says: why not shave moemfie hair
Bettyboob says: you gotta wax otherwise you get more - it spreads
Kamasutra says: no but I don't give it time to grow out, I shave once a week
Faulty says: i aint waxing my boob u got to be mad
Bettyboob says: so have you not got more pubes now than what you did 5 years ago? i'm not saying wax your tit FFS. wax your vagina
Tipsy Tart says: im not showing my vagina to ANYONE - they might get jealous
Kamasutra says: but BB do you wax the sof lips too?
Bettyboob says: yes why not? when they wax it, the hold it so it doesn't pull, does that make sense?
Tipsy Tart says: if i may say so ive got a goodlooking vagina- who wants to see a pic :)
Faulty says: its been a long time since i could bend over far enought to check my tummy get in the way now
later.....
Tartlet says: I see u were looking 4 me
Tipsy Tart says: yeah, u disappeared lol
Tartlet says: who wants to shave what
Tipsy Tart says: monna shaves coz she hairy haha
Kamasutra says: fluck of TT -I have nipple hair
Tipsy Tart says: only my vjj area is hairy
Kamasutra says: do you also have nipple hair tartlet
Tartlet says: nooooooooo, toe hairs yes
Tipsy Tart says: told you my vjj hair is spreading like wildfire
Kamasutra says: seems we all have toe hairs
Tartlet says: i shave mytoe hairs
Bettyboob says: me too
Kamasutra says: me too
Faulty says: me too
Tipsy Tart says: wtf grows hair on their toes and tits
Kamasutra says: you also have hair on your toes HB
Tipsy Tart says: i had one ROGUE hair
Tartlet says: not tits thoug, cause I dont have tits
Faulty says: i have long tits sigh
Tipsy Tart says: its called nipple hair, if u lacking that u in deeo trouble
Kamasutra says: shame yes that's maybe why I have hair there
Tartlet says: Faulty at least you have tits
The theory of GREEN SOCKS
Tipsy Tart says: hello, fuck me Im going through menopause
Socks says: lol dam
Tipys Tart says: Im getting far too hot man or am I hot?
Faulty says: mmmmmmmm, u are hot TT
Kamasutra says: your hot HB, Its also hot here just put the aircon on
Tipsy Tart says: NO - im getting really hot, like hot flushes
Kamasutra says: pregnant?
Tipsy Tart says: my aircon is broke and hell no
Faulty says: when u supposed to poas
Tipsy Tart: its been only a week since last AF and DH wants to bonk as soon as it goes away, its so annoying
Socks says: dammit i need an abreviation dictionary when i talk to you guys
Faulty says: lol bonk away, so u can get preg, but remember doggie and green socks
Socks says: huh?
Faulty says: she must have sex but doggie style and wear green sock cause the socks will hep he fall preg
Socks says: lol wtf?!!!!
Faulty says: im telling u
Kamasutra says: my words exactly Socks WTF never heard of the green socks before
Faulty says: she gonna wear them socks and she gonna be preg in no time, Kamasutra u too
Socks says: oooh kamasutra im not the only normal one around here
Faulty says: the green socks help with fertiility
Socks says: im never wearing green socks EVER
Kamasutra says: did you wear green socks Faulty
Faulty says: yep and i got drunk
Kamasutra says: yeah the drunk part works for me too
Faulty says: but i think i wont drink again
Socks says: lol dam
Tipys Tart says: Im getting far too hot man or am I hot?
Faulty says: mmmmmmmm, u are hot TT
Kamasutra says: your hot HB, Its also hot here just put the aircon on
Tipsy Tart says: NO - im getting really hot, like hot flushes
Kamasutra says: pregnant?
Tipsy Tart says: my aircon is broke and hell no
Faulty says: when u supposed to poas
Tipsy Tart: its been only a week since last AF and DH wants to bonk as soon as it goes away, its so annoying
Socks says: dammit i need an abreviation dictionary when i talk to you guys
Faulty says: lol bonk away, so u can get preg, but remember doggie and green socks
Socks says: huh?
Faulty says: she must have sex but doggie style and wear green sock cause the socks will hep he fall preg
Socks says: lol wtf?!!!!
Faulty says: im telling u
Kamasutra says: my words exactly Socks WTF never heard of the green socks before
Faulty says: she gonna wear them socks and she gonna be preg in no time, Kamasutra u too
Socks says: oooh kamasutra im not the only normal one around here
Faulty says: the green socks help with fertiility
Socks says: im never wearing green socks EVER
Kamasutra says: did you wear green socks Faulty
Faulty says: yep and i got drunk
Kamasutra says: yeah the drunk part works for me too
Faulty says: but i think i wont drink again
Faulty eats........
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Faulty says: sheesh, slave (wave)
Socks says: k im hungry
Faulty says: no i was thinking more along the lines of umm (coffee)
Socks says: ya i know but im also hungry
Faulty says: he he he have bovril and egg on bread with some steers spice
Socks says: aaaah sies
Faulty says: no man its nice
Socks says: no
Faulty says: shew she is well trained im getting coffee
Socks says: k im hungry
Faulty says: no i was thinking more along the lines of umm (coffee)
Socks says: ya i know but im also hungry
Faulty says: he he he have bovril and egg on bread with some steers spice
Socks says: aaaah sies
Faulty says: no man its nice
Socks says: no
Faulty says: shew she is well trained im getting coffee
Table manners and Wooden Spoons - It's all relative
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Faulty says: wish me luck, my child is eating cocopops i could be cleaning cocopops for the next year
Tartlet says: bwahahahaha, luck
Bettyboob says: OMG you are brave Faulty!!!! talking about eating habits... N has the most DISGUSTING table manners HOW am i gonna get him to stop???
Tartlet says: lol why, what does he do
Betty Boob says: he flings food at everyone at the table, he'll chew on something, then spit it out in his hand, then throw it at us etc, it's disgusting and embarrassing
Tartlet says: you just gonna have to be firm with him babe, not easy I know say no and if necessary smack him on his hand
S used to do that but I got it out of him that way, he still takes chances now and then
Bettyboob says: oh pfft my child is the most headstrong creation earth has ever come across. we've tried that, smacking his hand (which i found out is extremely bad coz then all the blood shoots to their fingers), shouting at him, taking his food away, etc - nothing helps
Tartlet says: you dont smack him hard hun lol, give him time then he is basically still a babe good luck hun lol
Bettyboob says: oi well great lot of help you are :^)
Tartlet says: bwah sorry man, each child is different hey - i dont know
Faulty says: i go fetch the wooden spoon, when they see that they stop bwahahaaa
Tartlet says: ha ha
Faulty says: im such a mean mom
Bettyboob says: ooh yes that's what i need! a HUGE wooden spoon
Faulty says: i drew a sad face on it
Tartlet says: lol my kids are only scared of their dad and not me
Bettyboob: pfft N not scared of anyone that's why i shall find the biggest wooden spoon ever made and threaten him witht hat
Tartlet says: you buy those HUGE wooden spoons in Pilgirms Rest they actually for decoration lol
Faulty says: lol i hit them once on the bum with it , not hard i litrally tapped, and ever since then i have my wodden spoon in all emergancies
Tartlet says: lol
Faulty says: i forgot it on the holiday and u could tell lol
Jaggi says: lol Bettyboob!!! The hand smacking thing has worked for A...thus far! Except when he KNOWS he is naughty and i have given him 2 warnings and wanna smack his hand he pulls his hand away...and then RUNS (wasntme)
Tartlet says: bwahahahaha, luck
Bettyboob says: OMG you are brave Faulty!!!! talking about eating habits... N has the most DISGUSTING table manners HOW am i gonna get him to stop???
Tartlet says: lol why, what does he do
Betty Boob says: he flings food at everyone at the table, he'll chew on something, then spit it out in his hand, then throw it at us etc, it's disgusting and embarrassing
Tartlet says: you just gonna have to be firm with him babe, not easy I know say no and if necessary smack him on his hand
S used to do that but I got it out of him that way, he still takes chances now and then
Bettyboob says: oh pfft my child is the most headstrong creation earth has ever come across. we've tried that, smacking his hand (which i found out is extremely bad coz then all the blood shoots to their fingers), shouting at him, taking his food away, etc - nothing helps
Tartlet says: you dont smack him hard hun lol, give him time then he is basically still a babe good luck hun lol
Bettyboob says: oi well great lot of help you are :^)
Tartlet says: bwah sorry man, each child is different hey - i dont know
Faulty says: i go fetch the wooden spoon, when they see that they stop bwahahaaa
Tartlet says: ha ha
Faulty says: im such a mean mom
Bettyboob says: ooh yes that's what i need! a HUGE wooden spoon
Faulty says: i drew a sad face on it
Tartlet says: lol my kids are only scared of their dad and not me
Bettyboob: pfft N not scared of anyone that's why i shall find the biggest wooden spoon ever made and threaten him witht hat
Tartlet says: you buy those HUGE wooden spoons in Pilgirms Rest they actually for decoration lol
Faulty says: lol i hit them once on the bum with it , not hard i litrally tapped, and ever since then i have my wodden spoon in all emergancies
Tartlet says: lol
Faulty says: i forgot it on the holiday and u could tell lol
Jaggi says: lol Bettyboob!!! The hand smacking thing has worked for A...thus far! Except when he KNOWS he is naughty and i have given him 2 warnings and wanna smack his hand he pulls his hand away...and then RUNS (wasntme)
The Start of Mommy’s Gone Wild
Tipsy Tart says: told Faulty i cud never have my own blog
Bettyboob says: ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: coz this crap comes out unvoluntarily
Bettyboob says: your blog would be a mess
Tipsy Tart says: c tit agrees
Kamasutra says: we would all be lost there
Tipys Tartsays: now im thinking maybe i should start a blog
u guys can tell me what to talk about and i will go from there
OMG lets start a group blog
how AWESOME WOULD THAT BE
Bettyboob says: sheez that would be insane
Vlam says: now that will be a mess
Faulty says: lol i talk crap man
Tipsy Tart says: then we copy the shit we write here and make articles
Bettyboob says: oh dear
Tipsy Tart says: oh ok - im i the only that likes that idea
mmmmmmmmmm we do a blog together
Bettyboob says: i also wanna man
Faulty says: what we gonna call the blog
Tipsy Tart says: i say we call it waynes world :)
Bettyboob says: sounds fabulous DIVINE
Kamasutra says: lol
Tipsy Tart says: booooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaa
Vlam says: lol devine...
Faulty says: well what do we call the blog i will set it up tonight
Bettyboob says: mmmmmmmm i'm not sure
Tipsy Tart says: WAYNES WORLD
OMG im getting upset
the blog belongs to me WAS MY IDEA
Kamasutra says: no man that's a stupid name TT
Hunnibunni says: argggggg
Kamasutra says: lol
Bettyboob says: OMG you suppose to SHARE hag
Tipsy Tart: OMG u guys wanna steal my idea this is horrble
Bettyboob says: ha ha
Tipsy Tart says: im having a breakdown over here
ok here's my iea
Faulty listen closely
Bettyboob says: anyone else got an idea?
Tipsy Tart says: haha
Bettyboob says: ok i listerning
Tipsy Tart says: but shutup now
Kamasutra says: fantastic 4 lol
Bettyboob says: how many are we though?
Kamasutra says: sorry 3
Bettyboob says: LOL
FANTASTIC 4 AND THE OTHERS
Kamasutra says: lol
Faulty says: 7 of us
Tipsy Tart says: we start a group blog ok and then we chat in skype and at end of week we go through all the funny stuff we spoke and put it in blog with a heading?
i vote I be fantastic and you be the others
Kamasutra says: ok
Bettyboob says: ha ha ha ha ha fuck me
Vlam says: lol its gonna be a bunch of crap... what fun i'm in!
Tipsy Tart says: i mean look at yest, i spoke alot of crap
i think with this weeks chat we already have anough amo for about 5 blogs haha
Kamasutra says: I'm joining you Bettyboob
Tipsy Tart says: OK better idea
listen to this
Vlam says: listening
Tipsy Tart says: we each choose our favourite convo that we had and then we put that up?
Faulty says: the frikken name ppl need the frikken name of the blog
Tipsy Tart says: 'THE MOMMY CLUB'
Bettyboob says: MOMMY WARRIORS
Vlam says: no.. the mommy clique
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